(Mario and Luigi enter the sun room as Risky and I look at the solution.)

Me: Okay, Mario Bros. Here's the solution, row by row. Risky?

Risky: Copy that, sweetie. Okay, Mario. The first row is: Red, Red, Blue, Blue.

Mario: (Hammers the right statues in the first row) Next-a row?

Risky:  The second row is: Red, Blue, Red, Red.

Mario: (Hammers the right statues in the second row) Final-a row?

Risky: The final row is: Red, Blue, Red, Red.

Mario: (Hammers the right statues in the final row, the statues disappear and a bright light awakens inside the sun-like prism, thus leading to another area)

(One experiment and switch press lay-tair...)

Me: Vee vill take care of the final switch! Risky! Hammer me!

Risky: Will do. (Hammers me into the ground, I shoot out into a barrel)

Me: Alright! Follow me! (Leads Risky to a high-placed switch)

Risky: (Hits it with her hammer, the mirror tilts diagonally and opens another room)

(One session of "Donkey Kong" lay-tair...)

Luigi: Help! Waaaaah! (Rolls away in the barrel)

Mario: Oh! Mama mia!

Me: I got this! (Slices the barrel at the edge, Luigi breaks out) Risky and I vill take care of the exclamation block! (Performs a Saber Throw on the exclamation block, the hilt hits it and the beam progresses to shine near the entrance)

Mario: Let's-a go! The beam has-a hit the area near-a the entrance!

Me: Vhat are vee vaiting for, then?! Let's get to it!

(In the A.C. room...)

Me: An electric Scaredy-Rat! Mario! Leaf it to me! (Does a Saber Throw, the hilt knocks the mechanic Scaredy-Rat into the electric outlet and the fan blows the next exclamation block into Mario's jumping radius)

Mario: (Jumps and hits the next exclamation block as the beam hits the main room)Thanks, Antasma! You and-a Risky are-a proving yourselves as redeemed, indeed!

Me: Now all vee need to do is hit the last exclamation block and the path to the main laboratory vill be opened, giffing access to fight Cackletta... (Impersonates Dexter from "Dexter's Laboratory") Excellent... VERY excellent...!

Luigi: Alright, Antasma. Enough with-a the impersonations. We don't want to get-a sued by Cartoon-a Network!

Me: Just so you remember, Luigi, vee had Mordecai and Rigby from "Regular Show" make a cameo in a previous chapter of this story, and nothing happened!

(The duo appear again.)

Mordecai: You tell 'em, Antasma!

Rigby: Yeah!

Both: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! (The two twirl away while shouting that sound effect)

Me: (sighs) My real self can sympathize vith those guys... (ahem) Anyvays, back to hitting that block! Mario! You know vhat to do, buddy!

Mario: (Hits the block, the door gets hit by the solar beam)

(Meanwhile...)

Fawful: Preparations have completion! O Great Cackletta, unleash the voice of Princess Peach on the Beanstar when you are wanting to!

Cackletta: (Laughs) The moment when all the world bows down to me has come at la--

??: (Throws a lightsaber at the witch, it hits the voice activation antenna for the Peach-bots)

https://youtu.be/MZohqtfCIws

Cackletta: Huh?! What has happened?! The world should be mine by now! What is this nonsense?!

??:

https://youtu.be/LfBG7tv0GME

Risky: Antasma...!

Cackletta: (Turns around) Pests! Loathsome pests! And at the worst possible moment, to boot! We've no time to deal with you fools!

Luigi: (Hammers Fawful into the floor)

https://youtu.be/6OfXSO3h3vE

Me: Giff it up, Cackletta! You haff novhere left to run!

Cackletta: I'll knock you four all the way back to the Mushroom Kingdom! (Tries intimidating us)

Risky: Bring it, GRANNY!

(Cackletta tries to put us in black holes, but we dodge it easily. She then commences her cloning technique.)

Cackletta: Which one's the REAL me?! Do you imbeciles know?!

Me: No, but we'll dodge your attacks with this! (Pulls out a Boo Biscuit) Guys! Boo Biscuit time!

(The Boo Biscuit multiplies into four Boo Biscuits and we swallow them.)

Risky: What the fuck?! What happened to us?! Why are we transparent?!

Me: Calm down, dear. This makes us great at practicing dodging a boss' attacks. Pay attention to the arm/arms they raise.

(Immediately, the first Cackletta raises both arms while I'm talking to the crew, and the lightning strikes us all. But due to the Boo Biscuits, the attack is ineffective. Then, the second one raises her right arm. After dodging that, the third one raises her left arm. We dodge that, too, and then return to solid form.)

Me: Attack the vun that raised both arms! That's the REAL Cackletta! 

Mario: I get it-a now! We used a Boo Biscuit to not only practice dodging, but-a to see where-a she is! Nice-a strategy, Antasma! (Uses Chopper Bros on Cackletta)

Cackletta: Tenacious little kids, aren't you...? I'm too busy for such games! TIME FOR ALL YOUR LIVES TO END!

Me: No, you! (Smashes Cackletta's FACE in with my hammer, she tries to block it with lightning, I smash the lightning into her ugly mug and she collapses, bloodied and beaten)

Cackletta: Hurgh.... H-how... Could this happen...? (Coughs up blood)

Fawful: Fear not, O Great Cackletta! I will suck up your energy with my headgear!

(Cackletta's spirit gets sucked up by Fawful's helmet.)

Cackletta: Give them one final attack for me, Fawful!

Fawful: I say to you YES!

Me: (Ignites Z-Saber) Bring it, ya veird little babbling NERD! SKREEK!

???????: (Comes in and steals our kill)

Me: Peasley...!!!

https://youtu.be/P0LhAhHAEb0

Peasley: Oh, shut up! The important thing is that the Beanstar is safe.

Me: That vas our kill... and you came and stole it so YOU could get all the credit! You typical coward!

Risky: What's wrong with you?! Impolite PRICK!

Mario: Calm-a down, you-a two. He's right, the Beanstar might-a be safe. (Turns to face Peasley) But that-a STILL doesn't excuse-a you for your-a recent actions!

Peasley: Too bad. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to scout ahead.

Me: (Mutters) I mind, all right...

(TO BE CONTINUED...)