(We arrive at Beanbean Castle when two knights block the entrance.)

Knight #1: Halt! You can't just waltz in here! The town has been attacked, which means that the castle might be attacked any moment!

Me: It vas already attacked by Cackletta! Now... LET US IN!

Knight #1: Lady Lima has instructed us to not let anyone in what-so-freaking-ever! Explain your motives!

Me: Vee are the Redemption Couple and the Mario Bros! Cackletta stole Princess Peach's voice, and she's after the Beanstar next!

Knight #2: Despite that, you will not enter! NOW GET LOST!

Luigi: (Takes out Prince Peasley's Rose) We-a are friends of-a the prince! 

Me: (Pauses the story) It was at this moment that the knights knew once again... They fucked up! (Resumes the story)

Knight #1: Enter, but be careful.

Knight #2: If what you're saying is true, Cackletta could still be in there and you have earned our trust.

(After finding an injured Beanbean servant...)

"???? ????": Mario Bros. and the Redemption Couple. I have been expecting you. The name's Lady Lima, and I am the highest of the ladies at the court. Tell me, why are you here?

Me: Vell, Princess Peach's voice has been stolen, and vee need to protect the Beanstar from Cackletta's vile clutches.

"Lady Lima": Do speak up! I can't hear you.

Me: Can your dirty ass even hear, or...

https://youtu.be/tb2Ct3yyB4g

"Lady Lima": Speak in softer voices!

Me:

https://youtu.be/S0ileDRvO4A

Really?!

"Lady Lima": I have an idea to prove yourselves. (Presses button on her remote, everyone falls except me because I turn into a bat once she pressed the button)

Me:

https://youtu.be/afqtL5J8_So

(Something drops on my wing)

https://youtu.be/TfYCfDDuNnc

Me: (My wing lands in between the anvil and floor) o_e

https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM

God, my fucking VING! That's my VING! SKREEYEESH!

("Lady Lima" drops down via a rope.)

"Lady Lima": If you really are the Mario Bros and Redemption Couple, you must fix the castle's plumbing! Only then will you meet Queen Bean!

Me: And you expect me to help repair the plumbing vith my ving injured?!

"Lady Lima": Yes.

Me:

https://youtu.be/gtWlAHXPdnk

Risky:

https://youtu.be/QMJWEk9ww-s

Let's GO, Antasma!

Me: This could be a trap.

(After fixing the plumbing...)

Lady Lima: Thank you four! Wait... Are you the Mario Brothers and the Redemption Couple?

Me:

https://youtu.be/1W7c8QghPxk

Mario: Hold up-a! You told us to fix-a the plumbing!

Lady Lima: Odd... Cackletta imprisoned us a long time ago...

Me:

https://youtu.be/NMkWJHDVgjo

Risky:

https://youtu.be/5mR1EzTK-7k

(Meanwhile...)

"Lady Lima": They fell into my trap! Fixing the plumbing disables the Beanbean Security System!

Fawful: Cackletta! It is the hurrying time! We must go far away from this place after snatching the Beanstar!

(Cackletta was a fake Lady Lima all this time! The Beanbean witch then laughs.)

Cackletta: At last... At long, long last... I have both the Beanstar and Peach's voice in my possession!

Me: That thing can grant all vishes... Vee cannot let Cackletta escape! SKREEK! Mario! Luigi! Sweetheart! Let's get moving!

(A few flights of stairs lay-tair... We find the Beanstar nowhere to be found!)

Me: Curses! Vee are too late! (Looks up and ignites my lightsaber) ...YOU! GET DOWN HERE AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE!

Cackletta: I have the things I require, dear.

Me: Don't call me that, especially after you turned back to the side of evil!

Fawful: Once we awaken the Beanstar with your princess' voice, this world will be Cackletta's snack cake! 

Cackletta: By the way, you four haven't bothered to pay a visit to Queen Bean, ha--

Me: That's because you made her swallow a motherfucking Belly Belch vorm, didn't you?!

Cackletta: Well! You're smarter than I gave you credit for. But as I was saying, I thought you had better manners! Wouldn't you agree, Queen Bean?

????? ????: (Drops down, looking like a wild, savage ape)

Cackletta: Perhaps the five of you can sit down over tea to discuss the finer points of foreign policy! (Laughs)

Me: I swear to God, you vill pay for your crimes, Cackletta... VITH YOUR LIFE! (Charges at her jet-powered rocking chair, gets smacked into the wall by Fawful)

Fawful: So long, gay Antasma!

Me:

https://youtu.be/OVBGoETia0I

Risky: We'll take care of them later, Antasma! Right now let's focus on getting Queen Kong--er, I mean Queen Bean--back to normal!

Me: I vas all fired up to let Cackletta haff it! (Turns to Queen Bean) I'll take you instead!

(After the battle with Queen Bean...)

Lady Lima: I overheard your diagnosis for Queen Bean, and by the looks of things, you're correct! She... She DID eat a Belly Belch worm! (Cries)

Me: And fortunately for you, Lady Lima, I know the last resort! The Chuckola Reserve from Chucklehuck Voods!

Lady Lima: Well, well! You've done your research, haven't you, Antasma?

Me: ...You could say that. (Anime sweat drop)

Lady Lima: Well, then... An Oh-Pah badge for each one of you! And respected gear, to boot! To Mario and Luigi, we grant you both Defense Slacks! To Antasma, we have a Defense Cape. And for you, Risky, we have a Defense Skull.

(We equip the Oh-Pah Badges and our respective gear.)

Me: Now. Off to Chucklehuck Voods! SKREEK!

(TO BE CONTINUED...)