(The four of us back up and are cornered, the knights thinking WE were the culprits.)

Knight #1: You scum! What have you done with Prince Peasley?!

Knight #2: There's no mistaking it! YOU are the kidnappers!

Knight #3: We have witnesses! Now confess, villains!

Me: 

https://youtu.be/CvqIHkfXlM8

These two are Mario and Luigi. My name is Antasma, and this dame here... (Gestures to Risky) ...is Risky Boots, my girlfriend. BTV, who is Prince Peasley, and vhat did his REAL assaulters look like?!

Knight #2: LIES! Bald-faced lies! The Super Mario Bros and the Redemption Couple would NEVER come here!

(Tolstar flies in, beaten and battered.)

Tolstar: They're not lying... They're chasing someone named Cackletta... And they're tough... REAL tough... (Flies away)

Me: (Pauses the story and says to the readers about the three knights) It vas at this moment that they knew... They fucked up. (Resumes the story)

Knight #1: ...Oh, crap! Sorry. We're looking for the culprits.

Me: Same thing vith all four of us. Might I ask again, vhat did they look like?

Knight #2: A beanlike witch with a midget in a cape that speaks in food metaphors. Why?

Me/Risky: Fawful and Cackletta!

Me: Vee met those two vhile flying over here to retrieve Princess Peach's voice!

Knight #1: All right, you four, you're in with the investigation of--!

Me: The prince and the Peasley?

https://youtu.be/RgZZBwG7slY

Knight #1:

https://youtu.be/S0ileDRvO4A

Not funny.

Me: I couldn't resist. My sincerest apologies, sir.

Knight #2: You guys check Hoohoo Mountain and Hoohoo Mountain Trail. We'll check the bottom that leads to Northwest Beanbean Fields.

Me: You sure you don't need reinforcements? Ve'll take care of Fawful's energy projectiles vhile Mario and Luigi rescue Prince Peasley. He could be at the top of the mountain, and somevun needs to haff your back for this. Oh, Mario Bros?

Mario: Yes, Antasma?

Me: Let Prince Peasley know ve're vorking vith the royal knights. He'll know vee mean no harm.

(A few minutes lay-tair...)

(A knight is cornered by Fawful.)

Knight: Give back Prince Peasley!

Fawful: (Shoots an energy projectile from his helmet)

Me: (Uses my lightsaber blade to slice it in half) No, you don't!

(The energy projectile separates and explodes in the background.)

Mario: Hey! Mamaf*cker!

Fawful: Ahh! You four... You four swooped in with that Bowser that I hate!

Me: And I take it Cackletta has moved to the next step in her plan? And by that, I mean stealing the Beanstar?!

Fawful: You found out... So! You're smarter than I have been giving you credit for. But it's always better never than late... So here is your halting place! (Summons a Hoohoo Mountain Statue)

Me: From the info I've gathered from the knights, vee need Prince Peasley's rose in order to gain access into Beanbean Castle. And I haff a feeling he's at the summit. Velp, time to start climbing, Mario Bros.! Vee might eefen gain hammers if doing so! But for safety measures, let's talk to Sledge and Mallet first.

(After talking to Sledge and Mallet... We approach the mid-point of Hoohoo Mountain Summit. Then, after a tedious test, we face off against Hoohooros, the mountain guardian.)

Hoohooros: Now for your next challenge... You must defeat me!

Me/Risky: Bring it on, then!

Mario: Let's-a go!

Luigi: Okey-dokey!

(Hoohooros moves under one of two pillars.)

Me: Slice the pillar he isn't under, and then slice the other pillar! (Slices the pillar Hoohooros isn't under)

Mario: (Jumps on the pillar Hoohooros is ACTUALLY under)

Hoohooros: Damn. I'm exposed!

Me: (Summons a Shadow Blast, Risky knocks it on Hoohooros with her boot)

Mario: Slice-a the other-a pillar, Risky!

Risky: Will do, Mario! Luigi! Jump on Hoohooros when he's vulnerable on the other side!

Luigi: Copy-a that, Risky! (Jumps on Hoohooros)

Hoohooros: You passed this test, as well! Now the REAL test, reaching the summit, begins! Keep at it!

(We eventually reach the summit and see a Hoohoo Block near a pterodactyl. A mini Quetzalcoatlus, to be precise. I try to pick it up, but the small Quetzalcoatlus awakes.)

Me: Pardon me, Blablanadon, my good sir... Vee need that Hoohoo Block to make hammers for our two friends here. (Gestures to the Mario Bros)

Blablanadon: Hold on... How do you know me?

Risky: The townsfolk are worried sick about you. What have you been doing?

Blablanadon: I've been keeping this egg here warm. I never meant to make the townsfolk worry. I wonder what's inside the egg...

Me: Inside that egg is a dragon, and that dragon is Prince Peasley, transformed into Dragohoho by the vile Cackletta!

Blablanadon: WHAAAAAT?!

(The egg hatches, and Dragohoho shoots Blablanadon with a Hoohoo Block, causing Blablanadon to say an all-too-familiar line.)

Blablanadon: Looks like I'm blasting off again!

Me: Vhere did I hear that line before...?

Risky: Antasma! Dragohoho's about to attack you!

Me: (Counters with an Antasmunchie shockwave, the rock falls on Dragohoho's head, knocking him out of his transformation and back to his royal state)

???????: (Laughs) Cheers to you four! I could've used a refresher on who I am!

Blablanadon: Antasma! You were right! That WAS Prince Peasley in the egg!

Peasley: So somebody knew of my condition before I could reveal it. Impressive... (Throws a rose into Luigi's hands) And you know this, how?

Me: I had a hunch that you vere transformed into that THING and sealed in the egg. My guess is this: Cackletta knew she can't be defeated by jumping attacks alone, so she delayed us vith Blablanadon being at the top, causing everyvun to get sick vith vorry, Sledge and Mallet not able to make hammers, and her to take that time to force-feed Queen Bean a Belly Belch vorm so she can escape vith the Beanstar!

Peasley: What?! She's forcing Her Highness to eat a Belly Belch worm?! I must go find out where Cackletta's next target location is! (Flies on his platform)

Me: Good luck! And thanks for the yellow-petaled rose!

(We head to Beanbean Castle Town, only to find it's been fired upon by Cackletta already!)

Mario/Luigi: 

https://youtu.be/0IfU2thyljA

Me/Risky:

https://youtu.be/OVBGoETia0I

Oh, hell to the motherfucking NO!

(TO BE CONTINUED...)