(Luigi is hanging Mario's clothes on a clothesline when the very same Toad who ran from Peach's Castle came to Luigi.)

Toad: Did you see the Kingdom Courier?!

Luigi: No, but you might want to head inside. 

Toad: MARIOOOOO!

??: He's currently taking a shower, Toad. Vhat's the issue? I can relay it oafer to Mario, if you vish... SKREEK!

Toad: Antasma?! (Sees a lavender-skinned woman with a skull bra, purple pants and a bandanna) Who's THAT?!

Me: That's my girlfriend.

Toad: Captain Syrup is your girlfriend?!

Me: (Facepalms and sighs in annoyance) That's not Captain Syrup. This vixen is from another dimension altogether called Sequin Land... SKREEYEESH!

Toad: Wait up... Don't tell me... Risky Boots is your girlfriend?! Hold up... Why are you two here anyways?!

Me: All vee vant is a shot at redemption, of course. So, vhat's thee issue you vere trying to address earlier?

Toad: Princess Peach got a hostile visit!

Me: That settles it. Risky, grab your veapon. Vee are going to Peach's Castle to get more info!

(The Tinkerbat Couple grab their hilts and head outside.)

Me: Luigi, get Mario after he's done with his shower. Princess Peach has been visited by a hostile power, and I haff a bad feeling it's not Bowser this time around... C'mon, Risky.

(Risky and I Force Dash our way to Peach's Castle, but it appears Bowser already beat us there. After a short squabble between betrayed and betrayer...)

Bowser: Listen, this is no time for arguing! I want answers, too, y'know!

Toad #1: (French accent) An Ambassador came by, but it wasn't a friendly visit, monsieur and madam!

Toad #2: (Latin accent) That bruja stole Peach's voice...

Princess Peach: (Speaks in bombs)

Toad #2: ...and replaced it with explosive vocabulary!

Bowser: If I kidnap her like this, my castle's done for! GAH! If only Mario were here, this could be fixed!

Mario: That's enough-a, Bowser!

Luigi: Leave-a Peach alone-a!

Me: It vas not Bowser, Mario and Luigi. From vhat vee haff found out, the perpetrator came from the Beanbean Kingdom and not the Dark Vorld! Meaning only vun thing: vee need Bowser's ship to pursue the REAL culprit.

Bowser: YES! Go to Beanbean, change Peach's voice, and THEN kidnap her! You're a genius, Antasma! We're going to take my Koopa Cruiser!

Risky: This talk of kidnapping isn't helping at all, Bowser. Can we just get out of here before--

(Princess Peach speaks in enough bombs to implode the castle...)

Me:

https://youtu.be/ASAB_EOgPqc

(...but me, Risky, Bowser, Mario and Luigi get the hell out of dodge before they landed on the castle floor. After all the prep time and helping a Koopa...)

Bowser: Mario and crew! You're all late! What were you doing?!

Me: Vee vere helping some Toads and this Koopa here!

Bowser: We're leaving, effective immediately! Get on board, you three!

(Risky, Mario and I get on board.)

Bowser: (Heartily laughs) Whatcha think? This is my newest weapon: The Koopa Cruiser!

Me: Not a bad vessel, but it isn't as veapon happy as the Battleship Halberd.

Bowser: All I need are my Bowser Baddies! Huh? What in green blazes...?! (Notices Luigi) You up for being in my Bowser Baddies?

Luigi: (Jumping)

Bowser: You really wanna come along that badly, huh?

Luigi: (Stops jumping, looks around and then points to himself) Who, me?

Bowser: Who else, Green Bean?!

Luigi: (Starts panicking)

Bowser: No need for modesty! You might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway!

Luigi: (Runs)

Bowser: Stop!

(Just then, a Bowser Baddie captain calls the others, spinning Luigi around like a Hitmontop.)

Koopa Captain: Your Gnarliness! Bowser Baddies, reporting for duty!

(The Bowser Baddies fall in and move out, with Luigi sneaking out of the group.)

Bowser: We can depart, and with a head count, to boot! Excellent!

Koopa Captain: We're ready to-- Hold it! There's one deserter!

Me: And there he-- Vait, that's Luigi!

Bowser:

https://youtu.be/9VfWzpJrJaA

Initiate Cruiser pursuit, on the double!

(Eventually, Luigi is taken along for the ride. After getting our passport photos taken, we head over to the cargo bay, where Luigi is mistaken for cargo.)

Me:

https://youtu.be/cUOvFAP0ksI

Koopa Captain: I'll say! Hey, while you're up there, Green Mario, you can be our lookout post!

Luigi: (mutters) Mamaf*cker! Why am I always-a the one with-a the short-a end of the stick-a?!

https://youtu.be/jo1_4mhgDrQ

(A Koopa Troopa arrives on deck.)

Koopa Troopa: Your Rancidness! We will soon pass over the border separating kingdoms Beanbean and Mushroom.

Bowser: Nice work! You can go back below deck now.

Luigi: I see something incoming!

Mario: What is it?!

Bowser: What's with all the hoopla?!

(A projectile comes out of seemingly nowhere, knocking over Bowser and freeing Luigi.)

Bowser: What now?! (Notices someone)

(Cackletta is sitting on a flying rocking chair and starts to gloat.)

Cackletta: Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?!

Bowser: You! So you're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off something evil like that?!

Cackletta: I dare, all right, you reptilian retard!

Mario/Luigi/Risky/Me:

https://youtu.be/OVBGoETia0I

Cackletta: And now... Time to go back to the Beanbean Kingdom so my next plan can take root! I have no time to chat with the likes of you five! Fawful!

(Fawful arrives wearing a flying helmet.)

Cackletta: Take care of this!

(Bowser is not amused whatsoever.)

Bowser: Gwar! Hold it!

Fawful: (Laughs) I am the Great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are chasing us just to get your stupid princess' voice back, you are imbeciles of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread... THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM! (Fires a projectile from his helmet, hits Bowser)

Bowser: (Roars in pain)

Mario/Luigi/Risky/Me: (Checks on Bowser, notices Fawful is seemingly gone)

Me: Keep your vits about you, bros.

Risky: (Closes her eyes) He's nearby... I can feel it.

Fawful: (Sneaks up on us and laughs, scaring us) Next it is the turn of you four!

Me: Bring it on!

Fawful: As you are wishing!

Mario: Antasma! Risky! If you can ruin his helmet, we'll-a trust you in this-a adventure!

Risky: Deal. (Ignites lightsaber)

Me: (Ignites lightsaber) Risky, you cover the right rocket. I'll cover the left!

Fawful: I have FURY! Two can play at that game! (Ignites lightsaber)

Me: (Charges at Fawful with everything I have, we clash in a lightsaber stalemate)

Fawful: Fink-rat, you make me have disappointment. Infinite has the holding you of high esteem. Surely, you can be doing better!

Me: I'm not the vun who needs to do better... I'm just the distraction!

Fawful: What the hell are you meaning?!

Risky: (Impales the helmet, it explodes)

Mario: Nice-a job, you two! (Jumps on Fawful's head)

Fawful: Gah! How can fink-rats like you beat an awful nasty as me?! Headgear!

(A spare helmet sucks Fawful up, and he laughs.)

Fawful: Now is when the talking stops! I don't have time to smell foul-scented roses such as yourselves! One fell swoop is how I will finish you fink-rats! (Blows up the Koopa Cruiser, flies off)

(The Koopa Cruiser explodes. A pair of soldiers, however, have taken note of said explosion.)

???: Red Soldier! A massive explosion has been sighted!

Red Soldier: Confirmation! I need confirmation!

???: Red Soldier! Four meteorites confirmed! Impact in Stardust Fields!

Red Soldier: Look alive, Green Soldier. I've got my freak on for recon.

(TO BE CONTINUED...)