Remus: beneath the cloak This is a really bad idea you guys.

James: Don't be such a worrywart Moony, it'll be a awesome.

Sirius: Just imagine, all those itty bitty Slytherins sleeping soundly, suspecting nothing.

James: Charmingly naive.

Remus: To be fair, noone suspects unceremoniously finding themselves covered in flamingo feathers at breakfast.

Peter: *beneath the cloak* I do.

Sirius: And by lunch tomorrow, they'll never not suspect it again.

Remus: ...anyway. This is still a bad idea; what do we do if a teacher turns up? The cloak is barely covering Wormtail and I, there's no way you two tossers will fit.

James: We won't get caught. Now hurry up or we'11

McGonagall: *walks around the corner

James: turns into a stag

Sirius: turns into a dog

Remus: groans into his fist

HcGonagall: *stares at the dog and the stag standing around in an empty hallway at 2 AM*

MeGonagall:

McGonagall: I don't know how.

McGonagall: But somehow, Black and Potter are involved in this.