Kamini : Suniye..... Bahar se naa ajeeb ajeeb awaje aa rahi hai.....(shaking lalaji who was in deep slumber)

Lalaji : So jao....... Its ur illusion .... (wiggling)

Kamini : Are Mujhe to mixer grinder ki awaz sunai de rahi hai...... aap bas ghode bech ke sote raho chahe aapke chakkar me mujhe railway me chane kyu naa bechne pade..... (huffing)

Lalaji : Soniyo.... Let me sleep...... (switching off the lights)

Kamini : Uffff...... This noise..... Raat ko 3 baje mixer grinder kaun chala raha hai.... Its none of my business....I should sleep now.... (yawning)
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The rays of sun entering in the room through the glass pane disturbed shravan's sleep...... He wiggled n spread his arm only to find the other side of bed empty.......Realization hitted him n He got up with a jerk......

But what he saw after that drained all the blood from his face making it pale.......
Two big cockroaches on the bed taking slow steps towards him......

Aaaaahhhhhhh....... He jumped on the bed....

He heard a giggle of suman who was standing near the closet......

He got up from the bed...... But suddenly something pulled back his right hand. ... He looked at his hand which was tied with a rope whose another end was tied to the window grill..... The rope was long enough to make him move freely till the wardrobe......

He looked at sumo who was grinning.... His Einstein brain didnt took much time to understand that his gulliver body was
Tied by his liliputian wife........

Shravan : Sumo whats this..... (irritated)

Suman : what happened..... U didnt like it.... Oh...... I thought to like to play this tieing game so much...... (folding her hands)

Shravan : You r really idiot..... At least mera dusra haath to baand leti..... Bewakoof i can open the knot with my other hand...... (smiling)

Shravan brought his left hand near his right hand to open the knot when he suddenly heard sumo's voice.....

Suman : Noooooo..... Shravan don't do this mistake...... Maine is rope pe khujli wala powder spray kiya hai......Haath lagaya to...... Khujli hogi......  (laughing)

Shravan : Whattttt????  Itching powder.....

Shravan stood their as if he saw an ugly two headed ghost two seconds ago......He imagined himself itching his shoulders,  his neck n his hand....... Shravan's current condition reminded him of the ITCH GUARD advertisement in which a man is seen rubbing his neck n small ugly looking bacteria were shown dancing on the man's neck n waist with a background music....

KHUJLI HAI BHAI  KHUJLI HAI........
KHUJLI HAI BHAI KHUJLI HAI.......
YE IDHAR BHI HOTI HAI....
YE UDHAR BHI HOTI HAI....
KHUJLI HAI BHAI KHUJLI HAI......
KHUJLI HAI  BHAI KHUJLI HAI......

Now he understood what must be going on in his chef wife's mind....
Surely she is planning to feed the khujli wali rotis to the pct clients just like what RAJU RASTOGI'S mother did in 3 idiots.....

Suman : What happened Shravan...... Jhatka laga kya..... (suppressing her laughter)

Shravan : Sumo..... Meri maa.... Mujhe yaha se nikal..... (requesting her dramatically)

He looked at the cockroaches who lifted their  lower limb and moved towards him.....

Aaaaaaammmmaaaaaa...... He jumped down from the bed when the one of the cockroach landed on his leg......

Shravan : Sumo...... Plzzzz remove this cockroach...... Mujhe inse dar lagta haiiiiii....... (in scary voice)

Suman was laughing holding her stomach at this 6 foot 4 inch man's condition who was standing like a scared cat in front of 3 centimetre Cockroach.......

Suman : Nahi...... Bilkul nahi...... This is ur punishment for tieing me with ropes..... (huffing)

The cockroach lifted its forewing for flight.....
Nahhhhhiiiiiiii....... Cockroach mere bhai
... Mera picha Chhod  de.....Mai tum dono cockroaches ki shaadi karwaunga..... Kanyadaan bhi khud karunga..... Plzzz mujhe chhod do.......

He started his cockroach patao mission but he soon realized that this weren't ordinary cockroaches...... They were sumo's soldiers...... Itne aasani se maanane wale thodi naa the.....

One of the cockroach moved a step forward towards him.....

Idea pasand nahi aaya..... No problem..... Mai tum dono ka rakshabandan karwaa dunga..... Aaaabbbb khush......
He said while trying to persuade the cockroaches to stay away from him........

Ok.... Ok... Bidu This house is too small for u.... I will leave u in Oggy n Jack's house in Oggy n the cockroaches (cartoon show)........ U will become famous overnight.......plzz go out of my house.....

But shravan's makkhan lagao plan didn't go well with the two angry cockroaches..... They jumped on his pant as if telling him.....

CHHOTA BACCHAA SAMAJ KE HUMKO......
NAA AAKH DIKHAANA RE......
HE TIPI TIPI TAP TAP.....
TIPI TIPI TAP TAP......

Aaeeeeeeeeeee..... Shravan screamed jumping on one leg......The rope with which he was tied restricted his movement.......

He looked at sumo who was laughing like hell pleading her with his eyes ......

Suman: Accha accha..... I can throw this cockroaches out of this room..... (pressing her lips)

Shravan : Really..... (with a relief)

Suman : but i have one condition...... (with a mischievous smile)

Shravan : What condition....

Suman : Drink this juice..... Maine apne haatho se tumhare liye banaya hai...... (pointing at the three glasses of juice kept on the table)......

Shravan : Sirf juice hi pina hai...... Mujhe laga tum zeher pine bologi.....

Shravan picked up the glass of juice.... After taking a sip he spitted it on the floor......

Shravan : Yaaaaakkkkk..... Sumo ke kya thaa...... (making faces)

Suman : Karele ka juice....... (suppressing her laughter)

Shravan : Whaaaaattttt????  PineApple,  mango,  oranges sab mar gaye hai kya....... (irritated)

Suman : Come on Shravan..... Be a man..... Drink it....

Shravan looked at the cockroaches whose dark brown body was looking more dangerous than colour changing algae.....
He didn't wanted to play KHATARO KE KHILADI with these creatures......

Shravan immediately closed his nose with his fingers n picked up the glasses gulping three glasses of bitter gourd juice one after another......

Chhiiiiiii........ Yeeeeeeaauuuu....... He made faces.......

Suman was laughing like a hell after looking at his condition.......
One of the cockroach landed on Suman's leg....... She creamed n moved back......
The dark brown cockroaches were lovingly moving their tentacles as if singing Mahmood's  song for Suman.......

OYE HUNGAMA..... KIDHAR BHAAG RAHI HAI TU....
KAALE SE DAR GAYI KYA....

HUM KAALE HUYE TO KYA HUA DILWAALE HAI.......
HUM KAALE HUYE TO KYA HUA DILWAALE HAI......
HUM TERE TERE TERE TERE CHAAHNE WAALE HAI......
HUM KAALE HUYE TO KYA HUA DILWAALE HAI......

Suman came near the cockroaches n lifted their hind leg with her thumb n a finger......

Should i throw them on u...... She said mischievously showing him this two cockroaches in her hand who were hanging upside down.....

Aaaaeeeeeeee...... Noooooooo...... He said throwing a pillow on her.....

Thank uuuuuuu friends.... Now u can go...... She bid them goodbye before throwing them out from the window.......

Shravan : Thank u sumo ...... Now free me from this rope...... (happily)

Suman : Do it by yourself..... (flicking her nose)

Shravan : No way..... Mujhe khujane wala gorilla nahi banana hai..... (in devastating tone)

Suman : I just wanted to put that itching powder in your hairs....... But then log kehte Shravan Malhotra ke baalo me juhe pad gayi hai......(laughing)..... Omg His hairs are itching.... (laughing)

Shravan : what nonsense...... Why r u torturing your poor husband...... Leave me my love..... (pouting)

Suman : Ok fine....

Suman went near him n opened the knot of the rope......

Shravan : Sumo..... What r u doing...... Tumhe itching ho gayi to...... (concerned)

Suman : Nahi hogi...... Becoz maine talcum powder daala tha itching powder nahi.......Ullu banaya bada maja aaya.... (laughing uncontrollably)

Shravan : Whatttttt????  Sumo ki bacchi..... Mai tumhe nahi chhodunga.....
(Chasing her)

Suman : Shravan statue.....

Shravan stood there like a statue in  akward position with his one hand and one leg in the air....

Suman immediately ran towards the table n picked up his mobile......

Suman : Haaa..... Save ho gaya..... Now i will upload this video on social media.....

Shravan : What..... Video.....

Suman : Ab puri duniya ko fb pe pata chalega shravan Malhotra cockroaches se kitna darta hai..... (showing him his mobile)

Shravan : U..... U r joking right.......

Suman : No..... This time I m not kidding.....

She showed him his funny video which she recorded when he was struggling with the cockroaches screaming like a kid .......

Shravan : Sumo give me this mobile..... (trying to snatch the mobile from her hand)

Suman : Noooo...... (moving her hand on other side)

Shravan : Suman at least think about ur reputation..... What will people say..... U married a coward...... (trying to convince)

Suman : ok.... Since its question of my reputation i m giving u a fair chance....... (pulling his cheeks)

Shravan : Now what i have to do..... Again 3 shots of bitter gourd juice...... (sighing)

Suman : No.... No...... Its a simple task...... Bas KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD bina rukhe fataafat bolna hai pure 3 minutes tak.......Aur agar galat kiya to tumhe apni cheezo ki kurbaani deni padhegi aur agar tum jit gaye then u can delete this video.....  (naughtily).

Shravan : Its really very simple task.....

Suman : Its not that simple Shravan..... Ready....

Suman starts the timer.....

Suman : 3... 2... 1.... Your time starts now.....

KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD PAPPA PAGAL...... His tongue slipped....

Haaaaa... Haaaaa... Pappa pagal.... Hehe... Haaa..... Suman bursted out laughing...

Suman : I told u naa.... Its not that simple...... So now u have to sacrife ur shaving kit....... (laughing)

Shravan : Whattttt????

Suman : Yes.... Go in bathroom n flush all ur shaving materials otherwise i will upload the video..... (warning him)

Shravan : No.. Noo...i will do it.....

Shravan went in the bathroom n picked up his shaving kit unwillingly...... One by one He took out his razor,  shaving cream, trimmer,  brush and flused it in the toilet...... He emotionally witnessed how his belongings were drown away in the water of the flush...... Only he knew how much he controlled his urge to jump in the toilet seat n save his belongings from drowning in the water.....

Suman : Dont worry Shravan...... My mobile is also in the heaven........ It will take care of ur shaving kit......

Shravan glared at her n then started his task.....

KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD PAKKA PAAPAD KACCHA PAAPAD BACCHA PAAPAD......
Now he was damn irritated because he was Uttering this four words for 40th time holding his breath but still couldn't complete the task.... Everytime his tongue slipped n she forced him to tear his favourite shirt,  break his favourite toy car, Drain his branded hair gel n damage his expensive watch......

Suman kept smiling contently becoz at last the main accused in her APPLE mobile murder case was being punished for his sins...... She wanted to shout n tell everyone ....

GAUR SE DEKIYE IS CHEHRE KO..... IS MAASOOM BHOLE BHAALE DIKHNE WAALE CHEHRE NE MERE MOBILE KA DIN DAHAADE BERAHMI SE  KHOON KAR DIYA.......

Shravan was getting impatient..... He grabbed her waist n pinned her against the door of the almirah.......

Suman : Shravan..... Chhodo.... What.... What r u doing..... (nervously)

Shravan placed his finger on her lips..... He touched the corner of her eyes with his pointed nose.......
Suman was shocked because of his sudden attack....

Shravaaannnn.... Leave..... She stammered....

Shravan touched her cheeks with hers n rubbed his nose on the crook of her neck...... He slightly pulled down the  blouse from her shoulders.......

She gasped....... He kissed her bare shoulder......... N then started trailing down wet kisses all over her neck n shoulders..... She moaned his name in pleasure..... His proximity made her lose her senses...... His lips were busy creating havoc on her body......

Her body melted like an ice-cream under his touch.......

He kept his thumb on the fabric of her areola pressing rest of his fingers on the lateral side of the body..... That was it..... His masterstroke.....

Suman breath hitched..... She closed her eyes tightly n the mobile slipped from her hand........

When she opened her eyes he was gone....She adjusted the sleeves of her blouse..... Realization hitted her n she looked at her hand......The mobile was missing......

Sumo U fool..... He tricked u....... She murmured stumping her foot angrily on the ground......
Cheaterrrrr....

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First of all HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN to all the lovelies n handsomes reading this ff......... Preeties dont miss this chance to spend your brother's money..... Acche se looto......

N how was this update..... I hope i didn't disappointed u..... Actually i love shraman's friendship..... N yesterday it was friendship day so i thought to give u a light hearted rom-com update..... I hope u like it.....

Plzzz vote n comment becoz my brain starts working only after reading ur comments......

Love u.....
Priyashi.....