JUST SECONDS AGO THERE WAS A HUGE BUG ABOUT 5 INCHES LONG CRAWLING AROUND THE LIVING ROOM I TRIED TO KILL IT BUT I DIDNT AND NOW IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES I MADE ATTEMPTS TO SQUASH IT WITH MY LITTLE BROTHERS TENNISHOE AND A BROOM WAAAAGH SOMEONE SAVE ME ITS GONNA EAT ME ALIVE

THERE IT IS MY LITTLE SIS KILLED IT FOR ME HE JUMPED OUTTA THE CABINET AND SHE JUMPED FOR IT AND SQUASHED IT MY HERO HAHA