Pinkie: Hii Dashie!!

Rainbow: wut?

Pinkie: didnt you know that youre absolutely terrible-

Rainbow: Pfft, I'm actually awesome

Pinkie: You didn't let me finish!

Rainbow: Do go on

Pinkie: You are absolutely terrible at love and relationships.

Rainbow: well that didn't offended me.

Pinkie: but you are good looking too! I knew I saw a boy in school that likes you.

Rainbow: Oh, its just my fans.

Pinkie: Nu-uh

Rainbow: what?

Pinkie: i called you here cause I'm teaching you about relationships.

Rainbow: but you're single

Pinkie: shut upppp.

Rainbow: Sorry, I'm too busy being awesome.

Pinkie: but you have to!

Rainbow: I'm not interested in those things. Cause those things are for not-so awesome people.

Pinkie: Lesson 1; be friend with him.

Rainbow: I'm already friends with everyone

Pinkie: Lesson 2; Talk to him

Rainbow: isn't that supposed to be Lesson 1?

Pinkie: Lesson 3; flirt

Rainbow: Woah woah woah i'm not doing that.

Pinkie: Lesson 4; go on a date

Rainbow: that doesn't make sense at all.

Pinkie: Yeah it does.

Rainbow: No it's not

Pinkie: so you practically know how to talk and befriend with a guy do might as well teach you flirting.

Rainbow: but you're single!

Pinkie: okay, do you have any good flirty talk

Rainbow: The last time I checked my keyboard, i noticed that "u" and "i" are always together.

Pinkie: Nah! It won't impress someone. You have to make it cool.

Rainbow: Well what do you know about this, when you're single!

Pinkie: I know everything about this stuff.

Rainbow: well how about Rarity?

Pinkie: Nah she's too cheesy.

Rainbow: -_- why are we talking about this again?

Pinkie: for you to get in a relationship!

Rainbow: But I don't need it!

Pinkie: every girl should know how to fall in love.

Rainbow: and you're single!

Pinkie: But I do know how to fall in love

Rainbow: just get on with that damn pick up line.

Pinkie: I want to be your teardrop; born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.😘

Rainbow: So does that mean I have to kiss a guy?

Pinkie: No! It's called flirting

Rainbow: I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Pinkie: 😐

[Pinkie Pie added Soarin Skies to the chatroom]

Rainbow: Hey Pinkie should I repeat it?

Pinkie: Oh I didn't see it.

Rainbow: I can't taste my lips, could you do it for me?

Soarin: What?

[Pinkie Pie has left the chatroom]

Rainbow: Soarin? What are you doing here??

Soarin: Pinkie Pie added me. And what's with the pick up line?

Rainbow: Uh, bye!!