Pinkie: Hey Dashie...heard you're going out!

Dashie: You mean Gilda's Funeral?

Rarity: She's DEAD?!

Dashie: Yeah! And I killed her.

Gilda: What are you saying, you skank?!

Twilight: I DIDN'T INVITE YOU HERE!

Pinkie: Tsk Tsk.😌 Everybody needs a friend.

Rainbow: And who you calling skank?

Shouldn't you be at your coffin?

Gilda: cause your a twat!

Rainbow: If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.

Gilda: I thought if you today and it reminded me to take out the garbage.

Rainbow: I'm not saying I hate you but If you ever got hit by a bus, I'd be the one driving it.

Gilda: I'm not saying I hate you but it's just when your mouth opens I get an overwhelming urge to put a shovel inside it

Rainbow: Your ass must get jealous of that shit that comes out from your mouth.

Gilda: Get off, you malignant growth!

Rainbow: It's called FUCK OFF and it's located over there!

Pinkie: So much for doing the magic of friendship.

[Twilight has locked the chatroom]