Chapter 32: Sit On The Floor
Nandini collects a mike and comes on the stage.
Nandini: now that I have done my performance, let's begin the Dulha VS Dulhan's match.
Cabir: what do you mean by that?
Nandini: simple, 1st thing 1st. please pic your chair and place them at the back of the hall and the tables to the either sides of the hall.
The tables and the chair were shifted to their respective places which Nandini had assigned.
Nandini: come back to your places.
All of them returned to their respective places.
Nandini: now I want all the women towards my right and all the men towards my left.
They do the same thing as instructed.
Nandini: now sit on the floor.
Alya: what?
Nandini: I said, sit on the floor.
Dhruv: you must be kidding.
Nandini: well I don't like to do that, Mr and Mrs Vedant. (ANGER WAS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN HER EYES)
All the others had settled by now except for FAB8. FAB8 were still looking at Nandini with disbelief.
Nandini: I think that Ronit uncle and Neyonika aunty are much smarter unlike you 8. (YELLING AT THEM) I SAID SIT DOWN.
With fright all the other sat down.
Nandini: now that's like good children. Now the game is simple. You have to speak out all the faults in the opposite gender with a song. Did you get it?
Everyone: yes.
Nandini: fine, then let the men begin with your best shot. And yah, we see both the genders singing in this song only. Am I clear?
Everyone: yes.
Nandini: then what are you guys waiting for? Begin.
The men starts singing
https://youtu.be/qIh6Yk-E1So
Manik: Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Cabir: Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Haye....
Aryaman: Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
all the men: Badi hi senti wali mental hai ye choriyan
Cabir: O ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski khich le
Ronit: ki macchar bhi kaate
To selfie uski khich le
Abhi: Zamaane se lena na dena haaye
Dhruv: Zamaane se lena na dena
Manik: Ya Khuda ya Khuda tu humein inse bachana zara
Aryaman: Ki nakli noton ka ek bundle hain ye choriyan
Durgaprasad: Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
All the men: Badi hi senti wali mental hain ye choriyan
Nandini: Ho subah o shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Navya: Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahi aur se.
Mukthi: Ho subah o shaam taade ye ladkiyon ko gaur se
Alya: Lage haath dil pe par dhadke kahi aur se.
Sharmishta: Akal hai matar ka daana re haaye..
Annapurna: Akal hai matar ka daana re
Neyonika: Ya Khuda ya Khuda aayina inko dikhana zara
Nandini: Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre..
All the women: Aji harkat se accidental hain ye chokre..
Navya: Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
all the women: Humein kehte hain par khud mental hai ye chokre
Cabir: Haaye ye mascara lipgloss ki jitni bahar hai
Jo ladke palat ke na dekhe toh bekar hai
Ronit: Na dekhe toh bekar hai
Dhruv: Na dekhe toh bekar hai
Alya: Ho ye Audi BMW ghanta Jaguar hai
Mukthi: Jo ladki na baithi to kaahe ki mehangi car hai
Manik: Haan ye duniya hai bus stop ladki bus ke jaisi
Rukko paanch minuton me agli phir milegi
Nandini: Ho sambhal ke kahin na yeh bus chhut jaaye
Baaki zindagi warna paidal hi kategi
Manik: Ladkiyan bana bola, God ne bhi 'Oh my God'
Nandini: God ka karishma lakdi
Ladke God ka hain fraud
Cabir: Ho tradition yahi hai apna ladkiyan paraya dhan
Navya: Ho ladke jaise kale dhan se
Better hai paraya dhan
Neyonika: Better hai paraya dhan ji
Annapura: Better hai paraya dhan..
Sharmishta: Better hai paraya dhan..
Alya: Better hai paraya dhan..
Mukthi: Ho gaya faisla jaao ji..
Swara: Ho gaya faisla jaao ji..
All the women: Ho gaya faisla jaao ji..
Navya: Munh dhoke aao zara
Nandini: Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain yeh chokre..
Swara: Ladkiyon ke pairon ka sandal hain yeh chokre..
Nandini: Humein kehte hain par khud mental hain yeh chokre
Arre harqat se accidental hain yeh chokre.
Cabir: Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan..
Abhi: Kami hai mujhme aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan..
manik: God ka ultimate creation hain chhoriyaan
Khuda se bando ka kannection hai ye chhoriyan
All the men: Kami hai mujmhe aur perfection hai ye chhoriyan
Eventually the women won the battle. All the others thought to end the Sangeet ceremony. Nandini moves towards the stage.
Nandini: so now I announce the Sangeet ceremony closed.
All the people left for their respective rooms.
PRECAP: THE COMPENSATION.
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