Date: 10th December, 2019

To everyone who are having a rough time.

To everyone who want to cry.

To every frustration you are going through.

A small token of love to you from this hell crazy writer :) 

Maybe this will make you smile :)

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Manik : Nandini, You gained weight . 

Nandini : So what ? I didn't eat from your money. 

Manik : Nandu, my love, we are pregnant. 

Nandini : But manik, you didn't gained weight...

Manik *thinking : God, Are you by any chance taking revenge on me remembering your wife's pregnancy ? Wait ...Did I just ask God that ?*face palms Confirmed. I am pregnant too. 

Nandini *shouts: Manikkkkk

Manik : What?

Nandini: It's confirmed.

Manik: What?

Nandini *grinning: That you are pregnant too. 

Manik:...

Nandini: Aree Buddhu , yesterday only you took me with you to have ice cream. I never asked but also you took me means you were having pregnancy cravings.

Manik: So genius Nandini.

Nandini: I know right. Okay, so be here I will get a pregnancy gown for you. You too will gain weight soon na toh this tight shirt won't work.

Manik*thinks : Now I know what dad meant by 9 months my child, 9 months and you will know why I talk to myself? Poor dad...scratch that poor me.

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Nandini: Manik, what are you doing?

Manik: I am trying to cook.

Nandini: That's fine  but what are you doing?

Manik*irritated : Nandini, I told na I am cooking.

Nandini: I also told it's fine but why are you adding water in flower ?

Manik : Wo that, google told to add water to flower to make roti.

Nandini: what?

Manik: Here, listen.

Google ; Add water to flour.

/ˈflaʊə/ -Flour/ˈflaʊə/- Flower

*They have same pronunciation.

Nandini*while pointing to flour : Manik, it's FLOUR . Not FLOWER.

Manik : ...

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Nandini: Manik, come here.

Manik: But Nandini I don't want to hear.

Nandini: Manik, you heard it wrong. 

Manik: No nandini, I always hear right.

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Manik: Nandini, how hard is the test?

Nandini: I don't know.

Manik: But you just gave  it.

Nandini: Yes manik, I already gave it. 

Manik : ...

Nandini: You should ask how hard was the test?

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I don't know what I wrote actually. *sheepish grin

Love, 

CrazyButSweetReader