A returned bitch has been discovered!

Remus was asleep and you had one last idea to get him back to normal. You had talked to all the sides and Thomas about it and they agreed it was your last option. You had Roman and Virgil do your makeup so it looked like you were crying and Logan and Janus had packed your suitcases for you. "Are you sure you want to go through with this?" You nod, Virgil's been reassuring you since you felt a little guilty for tricking Remus like this but this is what desperation led to so you took a sharp breath and stood at Thomas' door as Janus went to get Remus and within minutes he appeared wrapping his arms around you tightly, "Y/N/N..?"  You kissed his forehead, "I can't stay if I'm doing things like this to you and Thomas"

Remus held you tighter, you could've sword you heard something crack, "I'm not letting you go!" You squirmed and managed to get out of his grip somehow, "If you leave I'm sticking an octopus dick in a blender!" Thomas gagged, "Gah! Did not miss that-" You saw Remus' hurt face and noticed Thomas was screeching on the ground, assuming Remus' thoughts were torturing him you dropped the bags quickly and ran back to him, "I'm not going anywhere dummy" Thomas stopped and was panicking slightly on the ground while Remus looked strucked but soon pulled you into the familiar rib-crushing hug you'd gotten quite used to and pretty sure your ribs could take a wrecking ball and still be in check.

"Never pull something fucked up like that again!" "It worked didn't it" He grimaced, "I never wanna do that again" You giggled, "Didnt expect you to." You received a kiss on the forehead, "Wanna go break stuff to make up for lost time?" "HECK YEAH!" You both grinned and ran off giggling like children. Janus looked at Thomas and Virgil who were begging to calm down from the sudden bombard of intrusive thoughts, "Well I would call this a mission success my dears" He grabbed Roman's hand and grinned, "We also have lost time to make up for, c'mon Ro~" Roman squeaked as they sunk down to Janus' room and Logan sighed picking the trembling, teary eyed Virgil off the floor, "Considering this usually helps would you like to watch a documentary in my room?" Virgil shakily nodded and they sunk down. Leaving a more calm Thomas to get up and place his head in his hands, "I- I need a nap..."

IMSORRYIVEBEENGONEFORSOLONGAAABUTNOMOTIVATIONPLUSISTILLDONTREALLYLIKETHEQUALITYOFTHISBOOKBUTTHANKSFOROVER1KREADSILYALL!
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