I was inspired by Manimatsu and her HazelSnow incorrect quotes/headcanons and decided to do my own. So here are some incorrect quotes with some headcanons sprinkled in. These will cover Jenni and Ugine dating and some when they're adults and have children. (Luna, Gean, and Michael) Also I added some royalflame because why not.
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Headcanon
Incorrect Quote

Ugine attempts romantic gestures all the time to impress Jenni but not all of them work out.

Ugine: here you go Jenni. A nice hot cup of coffee.

Jenni: *takes a sip* it's cold

Ugine: A nice cup of coffee

Jenni: It's horrible!

Ugine: A cup of coffee

Jenni: I'm not even sure this is coffee

Ugine: A cup.

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Charlie: *opens his front door to find Jenni, Ugine and their kids inside the house* Hello people who do not live here.

Jenni: Hey

Luna: Hi.

Gean: Hey!

Michael: Hello

Charlie: I gave you that key for emergencies only.

Ugine: We're out of Doritos.

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Ugine knows that Jenni is the Miss Fix-It of the family but he can't help but try sometimes.

Ugine: *screaming* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!

Jenni: What did you fix?

Ugine: EVERYTHING!

*loud explosion in the background*

Ugine: ......except that.

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Jenni can't relax to save her life. She's a workaholic.

Ugine: Jen you need to chillax.

Jenni: That's not a word.

Ugine: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" as a word are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Ugine: You know Jenni "Danger" is my middle name

Jenni: that's a lie. Your middle name is "Cutie Pie" *boops his nose*

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Waiter: What can I get you two?

Ugine: Can I get a strawberry milkshake with two straws?

Jenni: *blushes* Aww Ugi...

Ugine: *puts both straws in his mouth* watch how fast I'm gonna drink this.

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Jenni and Adam may be good friends in adulthood but Ugine and Adam still argue all the time especially considering that Adam dated Jenni once.

Jenni: *doing the newspaper crossword* Hey Ugine what's a six letter word for terrible?

Ugine: Taurus.

Jenni: *blinks* well it fits.

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Jenni: Ugine what did I say about comparing Adam to the devil?

Ugine: that it's insulting to the devil?