Do you guys ever just get a random story idea on a whim that no matter how hard you try it doesn't go away? Yeah that's what I'm feeling right now. So I learned about FNAF about six years ago but it wasn't until last summer that I started really getting into more about the story and the games and stuff like that. I've still never played a FNAF game to this day but I've seen several play throughs and SFMs so I think I got the gist. Recently I discovered this old animation called 5 Am at Freddy's: The Prequel by Piemation and I thought it was hilarious so yes I'm making a Rwby version of it. The reason I posted it here instead of my one shot book is that it's basically a meme in its own right. Also this isn't meant to be taken seriously, I've just had a long week and want to just post something stupid and goofy for once. So enjoy.

RWBY's Pizzeria 5:57 am

*click* "nothing on camera one." *click* "nothing on camera two." The night guard, Cardin, groaned to himself. "Better check them again."

He was about to click another camera when he heard the sound of banging coming from the vent. He quickly pulled on a tattered red hood as a humanoid bunny animatronic ran into the room.

"Hey Ruby," She said cheerfully, thinking that the night guard was the mascot of the pizzeria.

"O-oh hey hey Velvet," Cardin chuckled nervously.

"Have you seen the night guard? I haven't been able to find him all night."

"Oh well you know how he is always trying to hide from us," Cardin scoffed.

Velvet's rabbit ears lowered sadly, "Yeah. But I know we'll find him eventually. It's just difficult because he's been wearing that old cape of Ruby's as a disguise."

"W-well as you can see he's nowhere around here so why don't you go look elsewhere?"

Velvet nodded and was about to leave when suddenly the sounds running feet were heard and Jenni the pirate wolf animatronic ran into the main room.

Cardin quickly pulled out his flashlight and shined it in her eyes before she could attack him.

Jenni reeled back and clutched her eyes, "argh! What was that for! Stupid night guard!"

"Wait you saw the night guard?" Velvet asked.

"Aye that's the night guard right there," Jenni said pointing at Cardin who was spinning around in his office chair.

"No that's Ruby," the bunny girl said.

"No it's not. He's doing that thing with Ruby's old hood again. He's messing with your facial scanners."

Cardin flashed the light again as soon as Jenni looked like she could see properly.

"Oww! Ugh-Velvet if that's Ruby then why is she shining that blasted light in my face?" Jenni asked.

Velvet rolled her eyes, "well it's obvious. You're scaring her."

"Scaring him?!" The wolf girl asked in disbelief.

The night guard flashed the light at her a few more times until Jenni went from being in pain to just being pissed.

"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF!" She shouted.

"Jenni calm down," her fellow animatronic told her.

"No! I'm the only one in this stupid place that can see past that 'disguise.' Hey Tyrian back me up here,"

A humanoid scorpion animatronic stuck his head out from another doorway. "I honestly don't care who that is. I just want my hands on those sweet double a batteries."

He licked his lips causing Cardin to hold his flashlight a bit closer to his chest.

Jenni saw a pistol lying a few feet away and picked it up, "alright that's it. Show them that you're the night guard!"

"Umm Jenni. That's just a prop," Velvet said.

The wolf girl looked down at the weapon and pulled the trigger a few times but nothing happened. She then threw it down on the ground angrily.

"Fine. You know what where's Ruby, there can't be two Rubies right? Ruby?!"

A humanoid animatronic wearing a red cloak and black dress appeared behind her, "Hellooooooo."

Jenni turned and saw the mascot of the pizzeria, "well look now we've got two Rubies in the room."

Velvet smiled, "Cool!"

The wolf girl growled, "Velvet I am this close to smacking you."

"Wait what's going on?" Ruby asked.

"We're looking for the night guard," Velvet said

"HE'S THE NIGHT GUARD!" Jenni shouted pointing at Cardin.

Ruby leaned in close to the human's face, "no I'm pretty sure that's Ruby."

Jenni looked exasperated, "for the love of the gods....YOU'RE RUBY!"

Ruby's eyes widened and she looked around the room before shrugging and walking away.

"Where are you going?" Jenni asked.

"I don't what's going on but leave me out of it," Ruby said.

"Umm so what's so confusing?" Velvet asked.

Jenni sighed, "ok I'm gonna explain it once more. That-oh hold on what time is it?"

Suddenly another humanoid animatronic leaned into the room from the vent above.

"Hey ladies," she said.

"Oy Cinder what time is it?" Jenni asked.

Cinder looked at the clock on the wall, "hmmm about 5:59."

"5:59!" Jenni shouted.

She quickly ran over and yanked the hood off Cardin's head, "look it's the night guard!"

"The night guard?" Velvet asked.

"Night guard?" Ruby asked

"Batteries!" Tyrian shouted.

Cardin tried to flash the light in Jenni's eyes again but Tyrian had stolen the batteries out of it making it useless.

"Ladies ladies please I'm not the night guard," Cardin said nervously.

Jenni jumped on the desk and was about to tackle him when suddenly a bell sounded through the pizzeria meaning that it was 6:00 am, opening time.

Cardin smiled triumphantly to himself before proceeding to faint on the floor.