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19th-Century-Gamer

Yeah yeah yeah here we are you're welcome. I enjoyed making this chaos.

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*at the Disney teacup ride*

Yuri, Pippa, Natsu, Eliana: Spinning their teacup calmly, having a casual conversation and overall just vibing.

Oceania, Jacob, Jeremiah, Zach: LIGHTENING SPEED, SPINNING TEACUP AT TOP SPEEDS, ZACH FELL OUT AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND JEREMIAH IS STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT

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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*

Pippa: *Minding their own business, looking for tortilla chips.*

Pippa: *Finds tortilla chips.*

Eliana, to Grimsley : See, they know what they're here for. They know what they're doing. Be more like them. Make a decision, Grimsley!

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Oswald: Yuri was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Yuri: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.

Oswald: Yuri, you ate a chair.

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Natsu: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Oceania : You need to stop.

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Natsu: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Oceania : If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

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Natsu, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Oceania : *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

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Natsu: Yuri isn't answering their phone

Pippa: I'll call

Natsu: Zach and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Yuri: Hello?

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[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Natsu: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Yuri: You're in a prison cell :)

Pippa: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Yuri: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Zach: I got a 1!

Yuri: You're in... a cube-shaped place.

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Yuri: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude

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Yuri: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Oswald: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.

Oswald: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'

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Oswald: Goodnight moon.

Oswald: Goodnight tree.

Oswald: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Oceania: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Oceania: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FRICKING THREAT.

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Pippa: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Pippa: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Zach: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my ducks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Zach: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Kadince: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Kadince: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Eliana, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.

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Eliana: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Catelyn*

Tora: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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Tora, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Tora: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Tora: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

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Catelyn : You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Catelyn : *punches wall*

Catelyn :

Catelyn : Take me to the hospital.

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Catelyn : If you can't beat them, dress better than them

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Damien: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.

Damien: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Damien: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Damien: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Natsu: witches be like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm witches

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Natsu: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Jeremiah: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fricking pissed.

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Jeremiah: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Andie: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

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Andie: You know how I roll.

Andie: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill.

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Jacob : I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Jacob : You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Okay I think I got all of them for the one person quotes.

I should have at least.

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