Alec has logged on

Maryse has logged on

Robert has logged on

Alec: Why?

Maryse: ...

Asmodeous has logged on

Clary has logged on

Simon has logged on

Robert: We're just bored, son

Izzy has logged on

Maryse: I know it's been a while

Alec: Whatever

Magnus has logged on

Magnus: ... WHAT THE HELL

Clary: Magnus, are you okay?

Magnus: NO

Magnus has logged off

Alec: What was that about?

Simon: Guys...

Asmodeous: Hi

Clary: Wait, a greater demon has a phone??

Asmodeous: *prince of hell

Robert: Well

Simon: It's impossible!

Magnus has logged on

Alec: That's...

Magnus: Alexander....

Clary: My bad!

Alec: Anyway, why is a prince of hell here?

Asmodeous: None of your business, Alec

Alec: You don't scare me. I know who you are

Catarina has logged on

Catarina: THE WEIRDEST THING JUST HAPPENED!

Magnus: Explain

Catarina: I LITERALLY JUST LOST CONTROL OF MY MAGIC

Izzy: Wait, what?

Clary: I'm done

Alec: Wait no

Simon: Aren't you supposed to be working

Alec: Nah. I finished my work hours ago

Izzy: Alec?

Alec: ..yeah?

Izzy: WHY ARE YOU STILL AT THE INSTITUTE THEN?!

Alec: I'm not...

Simon: Then where the hell are you?

Magnus: Come home

Alec: Soon

Maryse: Anyway

Robert: ....

Catarina: Can someone please tell me what's going on?!

Maryse: I'm guessing it has something to do with the prince of hell

Asmodeous: I'm not doing anything

Catarina: Wait-

Magnus: Can't you like, I don't know, LEAVE?!

Asmodeous: Why not?

Asmodeous has logged off

Magnus: ...that was too easy

Catarina: Hello? I need help with my problem??

Simon: You probably need to rest. And Alec, you never answered my question

Alec: What? I never do. Anyway

Maria has logged on

Simon: Who are you?

Maryse: Izzy's childhood friend

Izzy: ALEC!

Alec: I asked you if you wanted to join us!

Maria: Hi Izzy, long time no see

Izzy: Is it too late?

Alec: No

Maria: I can't wait

Clary: ....

Magnus: Childhood friendships are honestly the best... then there's you and Sandy

Simon: HEY! And it's S I M O N

Izzy: Alec!

Alec: What?

Maria: I love how everyone texts everyone instead of talking

Izzy: ... Do you think you can leave? I want to be alone with Maria

Alec: But I literally have nothing to do!

Simon: Then find something!

Izzy: Or someone

Maryse: ISABELLE SOPHIA LIGHTWOOD

Izzy: Oops

Robert: Okay I'm going

Robert has logged off

Maryse: Same

Maryse has logged off

Alec: Oh my god, Isabelle

Izzy: What? So you're not going to go home and-?

Simon: Please don't finish that sentence

Magnus: He will, Izzy

Alec: I hate you

Magnus: I love you too, Alexander

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