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Izzy: ...

Jace: Izzy, explain yourself!

Simon: Wait, what happened?

Alec: Simon, you don't want to know, but proceed

Jace: Who are you and what have you done with my parabatai?

Magnus: Am I dating the right person?

Alec: Shut up, both of you

Izzy: We were kissing, that was all!

Magnus: With your bra showing?

Simon: ... Izzy, what the hell

Izzy: I was happy. I was doing exactly what the saying said

Alec: Izzy, what saying?

Izzy: You know, when you're happy and you know it, have sex?

Magnus: Well then

Jace: What kind of saying is that?!

Simon: Anyone who is happy most of the time would have sex a lot

Alec: You say that as like it's a bad thing

Izzy: It might as well be

Magnus: There's no such thing as too much sex (would Magnus say this? IDK and btw what I write isn't what I believe)

Jace: You're centuries old, of course you say that

Izzy: Magnus, that's not true and you know it

Simon: I'm not happy most of the time, so I don't have to worry about it

Alec: Same here

Jace: Alec, you've became happier ever since you started dating Magnus

Izzy: And how often do you have sex with Magnus?

Magnus: Every night usually

Alec: MAGNUS! NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW! (Except fangirls and fanboys who are crazy and love to read/write smut aka me 😂)

Simon: Wow, thanks for giving me that image

Jace: Ew

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Jace logged off

Magnus: Speaking of...

Magnus logged off

Alec: Izzy, take care of the Institute, okay?!

Izzy: Okay (maybe okay will be our always)

Alec: Thank you! Three months is all yours!!!

Izzy: THREE MONTHS?!

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Izzy:

Izzy:

Izzy:

Izzy: #MALEC!!! MY OTP IS THE BEST OF ALL THE OTHER OTPS!!!!

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