Clary logged on
Alec logged on
Magnus logged on
Izzy logged on

Clary: Hola?
Izzy: Hola
Alec: What?
Clary: Nothing, Alec
Jace logged on
Jace: Um
Magnus: Killed too many ducks, Jonathan?
Jace: ..... I read 'ducks' as 'dicks' at first...
Izzy: SAME
Alec: ...
Clary: What was with the kiss this morning?
Izzy: WHAT KISS?!
Clary: A MALEC KISS!!!!
Jace: FINALLY
Magnus: We might've gotten back together last night...
Jace: THAT EXPLAINS THE HICKIES!!!!
Alec:
Jace:
Alec:
Jace:
Alec: WHAT HICKIES
Magnus: You know, the ones I gave you
Alec: We are officially broken up
Clary: OH MY
Izzy: 😂😂
Magnus: I know you're teasing, but I'm going to play along anyway. I hate you
Alec: WHAT THE HELL?! THAT WAS GOING TO BE YOUR ACT?!
Magnus: Yep...
Izzy: I'm dying of laughter here. SEND HELP
Alec: Okay. Brazil, send help to my sister
Izzy: That's going to take too long
Izzy logged off
Clary logged off
Jace logged off
Alec: We need to celebrate
Magnus: Who are you and what have you done with Alexander?
Alec logged off
Magnus logged off

A/N: If we're not all Jace and Izzy... I honestly hate my dirty mind sometimes... I almost wrote 'dicks' instead of ducks but I'm not complaining 😂😂