Alec logged on
Jace logged on

Jace: We're aloneeeeeee
Alec: JACE
Jace: Just my parabatai and I
Alec: I'm going to kill myself
Jace: Love is realllll
Alec: Bye!!
Magnus logged on
Jace: Nooooo
Magnus: End my immortal life
Jace: Dream onnnn
Alec: JACE
Simon logged on
Simon: What the
Jace: It's Somoonn
Alec: I regret choosing Jace for my parabatai
Magnus: I would too
Jace: OH
Alec: Thank god
Jace: Sorry, what?
Simon: It's Simon!
Jace: Oh shut up, Sandra Salary
Simon: What
Jace: What
Magnus: My immortal life is ruined
Alec: Mine too ^
Simon: When did Alec become immortal, what?
Jace: ^
Magnus: Two days ago
Alec: I didn't tell you, Shelby
Simon: I'm hurt
Jace: Good
Magnus: He didn't tell you either, Joe
Jace: ALEXANDER
Alec: Kill him, my prince
Simon: Your prince?
Magnus: Gladly
Jace: I don't get it
Alec: Magnus is my savior, my true love, my soulmate, my friend, and my prince
Simon: ... are those wedding vows?
Magnus: Alexander ❤️
Jace: Well
Jace logged off
Simon: So
Alec: Did you hear something
Magnus: Nope
Alec logged off
Magnus logged off
Simon: :(
Simon logged off