Alec has logged on

Jace has logged on

Simon has logged on

Alec: ... hi??

Simon: Where is everyone

Jace: I think Clary and Izzy are shopping

Alec: Okay then

Clary has logged on

Magnus has logged on

Clary: Hi!!!!

Simon: CLARISSA FRAY!

Clary: Huh?

Magnus: Well, this is certainly a surprise

Simon: Magnus, not helping!

Jace: You know what? I'm going to go

Jace has logged off

Izzy has logged on

Izzy: Alec!!!

Alec: W H A T

Izzy: Hi

Alec: ....

Simon: Can I come to the Institute? I'm bored

Izzy: Yes

Alec: No

Clary: Of course

Izzy: Magnus!

Magnus: What...

Izzy: Where have you been?!

Magnus: ....

Magnus: Home

Simon: Alec, please?

Alec: No...

Izzy: Simon, you have my permission to come to the Institute

Clary: And mine

Alec: You're both crazy!

Izzy: Shh

Clary: Someone is stressed

Alec: I'M NOT STRESSED

Simon: Nah, Clary. He needs to get laid

Magnus: I'll do it!

Alec: MAGNUS

Clary: Go ahead, Magnus

Magnus: 😉

Magnus has logged off

Alec: I DO NOT NEED TO GET LAID

Simon: Well, you're about to

Alec: ^^

Clary: We don't make the rules, Alec

Alec: I HATE YOU ALL

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Izzy: OFFICE SEX!

Clary: Agreed

*2 hours later*

Magnus has logged on

Alec has logged on

Simon: Can I come to the Institute now?

Alec: Sure

Jace has logged on

Jace: ALEC!!!

Alec: ....yes??

Jace: Why did I come in the kitchen to find Magnus fucking you?!

Izzy: In the kitchen, really?

Magnus: What? We do it all the time

Alec: DON'T TELL THEM THAT!

Clary: I thought you were less grumpy??

Alec: Whatever, Clary

Simon: Apparently not

Izzy: Well then

Izzy has logged off

Clary has logged off

Jace has logged off

Simon has logged off

Magnus: Stop being grumpy, Alexander

Alec: I'm not!

Magnus: Alexander...

Alec: Okay, maybe I am

Magnus: Well then I'm going to fuck you until you're no longer grumpy for good

Alec: Magnus! I don't need that!

Magnus: Yes, you do

Magnus has logged off

Alec has logged off

*5 hours later*

Clary has logged on

Jace has logged on

Magnus has logged on

Izzy has logged on

Alec has logged on

Izzy: Alec, where the hell are you? You're not in your office or your room

Magnus: We're in the training room

Jace: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT HAVE SEX IN THE TRAINING ROOM

Magnus: Then I won't tell you

Izzy: You guys had sex for hours once again?!

Magnus: Shh. We're just taking a break

Alec: MAGNUS

Clary: Stop talking about sex!

Alec: What's wrong with talking about sex??

Magnus: My boyfriend has a point

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