Clary has added everyone to the group chat

Clary: Do you know what today is?!?

Simon: Probably not

Jace: We know the mundane holidays, Sandra. It's Christmas

Izzy: But we celebrate it differently

Alec: "celebrate". Sure, if you actually call it a celebration

Simon: It's Simon!

Clary: Wait, how do you guys celebrate?

Jace: We get weapons for our presents and eat a big feast, then go on missions if needed

Magnus: That's the worst way to celebrate Christmas!

Cat: Magnus, you usually celebrate Christmas by yourself

Magnus: Not my fault

Raphael: You once celebrated Christmas with Cat at the hospital and left after 5 minutes because you were so bored

Magnus: ....

Cat: Not to mention you hated the traditions of Raphael and his sister

Jace: I think celebrating alone is the worst way, Magnus

Magnus: Oh, shut up. I'm doing Christmas this year and everyone will celebrate properly

Clary: No, I'm doing Christmas this year!

Alec: We'd all rather have Magnus do Christmas

Jace: I don't

Alec: That's because you're close friends with her and don't trust Simon

Simon: I take good care of Clary

Magnus: Are you sure?

Clary: He does!

Simon: Jace, what do you want for Christmas?

Jace: A proper celebration

Clary: I'm getting everyone's presents so text me what you want

Izzy: Heels, bloomers makeup (I don't know the brands of makeup so)

Jace: Leather jackets

Simon: Star Wars items

Magnus: Glitter! And makeup, green sparkly scarf

Clary: Good to know

Raphael: Suit jackets since SOMEONE keeps ruining them

Cat: Floral blouse

Clary: Alec?

Alec: I don't need anything

Jace: There has to be something you want or need

Alec: I already have everything I want

Magnus: Just get him new clothes, Biscuit

Clary: Okay

Alec: I don't need new clothes

Everyone except Alec: Yes, you do!!!!

Magnus: I love you Alexander, but you seriously need less holey sweaters

Alec: They're comfortable! None of my sweaters have holes

Magnus: Keep telling yourself that, Alexander