Clary: Hey

Izzy: Bye!

Simon: What's wrong!

Izzy: N-nothing

Clary: Are Magnus and Alec doing it again?!

Izzy: They missed breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And they're STILL doing it

Simon: ... with no break?

Izzy: Nope

Alec: Stop spamming my phone

Izzy: Stop having sex with your boyfriend

Alec: Nah

Simon: HOW ARE YOU TEXTING WHILE YOU'RE MAKING LOVE

Alec: Because I'm bottoming 😊

Clary: ... I think that's my cue to leave

Magnus: NO, DON'T COME!

Simon: I'm uncomfortable now....

Izzy: I'm going to vomit

Magnus: I'm confused

Izzy: ALEC, I SWEAR TO GOD

Alec: Calm down. We're just having a dance party

Izzy: I WILL NOT- wait what

Clary: Then why did you confirm it?

Alec: I wanted to play along

Simon: Oh. My. God. I think I'm scarred for life

Clary: But Magnus, he-

Magnus: Alexander dared me to write that

Izzy: So, can I join this dance party?!

Simon: I'm leaving...

Clary: I can't

Alec: Uh no

Magnus: I mean if you want to ;)

Izzy:

Izzy:

Izzy: ALEXANDER GIDEON LIGHTWOOD