A/N: this is all Alec's POV

Catarina Loss
Gender: Female
Who: Warlock
Relationship Status: Single

Magnus Bane
Gender: Male
Who: Warlock
Relationship Status: Heartbroken

Isabelle Lightwood
Gender: Female
Who: Shadowhunter
Relationship Status: Engaged to Simon Lewis

Jace Herondale
Gender: Male
Who: Shadowhunter
Relationship Status: Single

Clary Fray
Gender: Female
Who: Shadowhunter
Relationship Status: Single

Simon Lewis
Gender: Male
Who: Vampire
Relationship Status: Engaged to Isabelle Lightwood

Alec Lightwood
Gender: Male
Who: Half shadowhunter, half warlock
Relationship Status: Divorced

Hunter Mills
Gender: Male
Who: Werewolf
Relationship Status: Divorced

Jacob Edwards
Gender: Male
Who: Shadowhunter
Relationship Status: Single

Jace has posted - 5 angry likes, 4 comments
      ~ Sorry to say this but Simon shouldn't be engaged

Isabelle has posted - 0 likes, 0 comments
        ~ Alec Lightwood, father is calling you!!!

Hunter has posted -  1 like, 0 comments
           ~ Dear Alec, I miss you so much. My wife and I are doing amazing! Soulmates do get back together eventually

You have posted - 0 likes, 0 comments
              ~ Dear Hunter, you're happy now please leave me alone

Catarina has posted - 75 likes, 100 comments
               ~ So good to hang out with Magnus! @ palace hotel with Magnus Bane

Magnus has posted ~ 160 likes, 500 comments
             ~ Nothing can heal a broken heart

Simon has posted ~ 1 like, 0 comments
                   ~ Goodbye Jace!

Hunter has posted - 10 likes, 2 comments
                          ~ Dear Alec, sure why not? After I die, that is

You have posted - 1 like, 0 comments
                   ~ Dear Hunter, oh my gosh I'm crying, not!

Isabelle has posted - 15 likes, 10 comments
                   ~ this Facebook drama, I'm dying

You have posted - 1 like, 0 comments
                    ~ Isabelle, you're on my side, remember?!

Magnus has posted - 165 likes, 900 comments
                             ~ Dear Hunter, you're selfish you know? Grow up and have fun with your love life and "wife"

Hunter has posted - 34 likes, 10 comments
                  ~ Dear Magnus, says the one who had like 17k relationships

Jace has posted - 20 likes, 50 comments
                     ~ did Magnus Bane just stood up for his ex, Alec Lightwood?!

Magnus has posted - 170 likes, 1500 comments
                         ~ Dear Alec, you deserve better than Hunter, remember that darling

Jacob has posted - 1 like, 1 comment
                          ~ Alec, don't you dare listen to Hunter

You have posted - 80 likes, 100 comments
                       ~ Jacob, you are amazing. Hunter, your own "wife" doesn't deserve you nor anyone else

Clary has posted - 2 likes, 1 comment
                    ~ Enjoying London! @ London with Isabelle Lightwood and Simon Lewis

Catarina has posted - 75 likes, 120 comments
                       ~ Magnus and Alec, get back together already!

Magnus has posted - 195 likes, 2000 comments
                          ~ Alec Lightwood, will you do the honor and marry me?

Isabelle has posted - 320 likes, 2000 comments
                         ~ AHHH!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

You have posted - 5000 likes, 8900 comments
                             ~ YES

Random fan girl has posted - 9500 likes, 5.8k comments
                            ~ FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️❤️️😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
(This would literally be me 😂 but probably not with so many emojis)