Hello readers!

Did the title confuse you?

K good.

Here's the thing.

THIS ISN'T A MALEC ONESHOT.

IT'S SOLANGELO.

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOO DON'T READ THIS PLEASE

I'M NOT TRYING TO RUIN IT FOR YOU

Also BoO sucked ass.

Don't read it.

AND JENNA AND I ARE BLOOD SISTERS NOW (I won't explain)

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"But it's dark... And... goth..."

Will is trying to avoid my eyes as he tells me he hates my cabin.

"It's not dark! It's... nocturnal," I protest. "Okay, maybe it's a bit dark. But it's the Hades cabin!"

Will sighs. He looks so cute when he's mad. "Well, I guess we just won't be able to spend the night together. I mean, you can't come to Apollo; there's others people. Guess I'll see you later." He starts to walk away.

Well shit. I wish I didn't love him so much. "Wait!"

Will turns around, grinning. That bastard. "Yeeeeeessss?"

"I'll redecorate by tonight I promise!"

He raises an eyebrow. "You? Redecorate?" Then he starts to laugh. "Okay. Be ready by curfew." Then he kisses me and walks away.

"Fuck you!" I yell playfully.

"Nico!" Says a female voice from behind. "Language!"

I turn around to see Piper McLean. She's standing there smiling at me line she has an evil plan. "It is officially my mission to redecorate your cabin."

Oh shit.

We head towards the cabin, not talking very much. I can tell she's planning in her head already. After the war she got much more in touch with her fashionista self.

Before we get to Hades she stops in front of Aphrodite's cabin. "Can I recruit some people?"

I sigh. "Yeah. Sure."

Piper runs in and comes back out with, like, 20 other Aphrodite kids. She was literally in there for two minutes and they have supplies and candles and glitter.

"Put. The. Glitter. Down." I say murderously. The girl holding the glitter nervously sets it on the ground. "Better," I say. "Let's go."

My beautiful cabin is getting destroyed.

As soon as they carried away my bed I had to leave, otherwise I might've freaked. Now I'm sitting outside against the wall, feeling very scared. I can hear giggling and chatter from inside, but I'm too terrified to go back in.

Please don't turn it pink, I think to myself.

"Hey baby." Will sits down next to me. "Looks like you aren't doing much redecorating."

From inside the cabin there's a crash and girls screaming.

"Don't ever recruit those girls for anything. I'm terrified."

He kisses suddenly, long and hard. I can't even believe I ended up with someone like him. Tall, handsome, blond. I thought I'd be alone forever until he came along.

When he finally needs air, I ask, "What was that?"

He smiles, and for once he doesn't look arrogant while doing it. "Thank you. I know even getting close to those girls puts you way out of your comfort zone."

"Anything for my boyfriend," I tell him. We're kissing again when Piper sticks her head out of the door.

"Will! Get out!" she shrieks. I give him an apologetic look and he walks away. The inside of the cabin is quiet. "We're done!"

Once I'm inside, I gasp. The cabin has transformed to old and dark to bright and romantic. Candles line the walls and the old, black furniture has been replaced by elegant white couches and chairs. At the far end of the cabin is a white bed covered in rose petals.

Piper and her siblings are standing at the door, smiling. I hug them all and thank them. When they leave, I prepare for tonight. Oh, Will is going to love this.

A dinner we don't see each other, and at the campfire he's leading the songs, so we don't talk. He gives me looks every so often, so I smile back mischievously.

After curfew I'm sitting on a couch, waiting nervously. I'm actually wearing an old tux the Stoll brothers stole from somewhere. (A/N: Stoll... stole... I'm just realizing this now.)

Finally there's a knock on the door. I open it, and it's Will, looking as handsome as ever. He hurries inside, afraid of the harpies, and doesn't take in the place yet.

When he looks around, his eyes widen. "Wow."

I smile ear to ear, and I can feel myself blushing. "You're welcome."

He smiles back. "I love you."

I kiss him, and it's my way of saying "I love you too".

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Awwwwww.

How cute are they.

Okay so my wifi crashed after I wrote that last one shot I'M SORRY.

I HAVE TO REWRITE IT ALL

AND THEY'RE MAKING TMI INTO A FUCKING TV SHOW AND THEY'RE GONNA RECAST LIKE SHITTTTTTTT.

YOU CAN'T REPLACE KEVIN.

YOU CAN'T REPLACE GODFREY.

FUCK YOU.

Rant over.

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