Hey guys.. Sorry for the slow updates. I got stupid ass exams and I gots to study for em. So sorry! Pwease fohgive meh!
PS lmao that pic XD
Pps. I can really relate to the first sentence sadly

Magnus Bane, was broke.

This was a first for him though, as he usually was well stocked with money. That is, until he'd spent all his damn money on a shopping spree and gambling away his feelings over his bitchy ex Camille.

So, with no money and little income, Magnus decided to rent out a room in his flat. He'd have a tenant. A source of money. And company hopefully, because frankly his cat had been giving him the cold shoulder and he needed some human contact. So Magnus cleared out one of his rooms, got the realtor and put the room on the market.

Soon, he'd interviewed 5 people already. Of course he wasn't going to allow a random person to live with him without knowing anything about them thank you very much. So far only 2 out of 5 seemed like worthy candidates.

The first person was man wearing a grey suit with a grim expression on his face. He answered the questions in a deep bored voice, as if Magnus was wasting his time somehow. He left without so much as a thank you, or a goodbye. Magnus ticked him off the list right after he left.

Second was Perky Mc Perkyson. She was a blonde college girl looking for a place to stay near the college. She was fine at first, but then the squealing and high pitched voice soon annoyed Magnus. Then, she ended up dropping her tea (Magnus thought that she shouldn't have coffee) and simply sat there staring at the remains silently, which weirded the fuck out of Magnus. She left after Magnus cleaned up, and he ticked her off the list.

Third, was a teenish looking boy who seemed to be a big ol' fuck boi. As soon as he walked in Magnus could tell by the way he was low riding oh so low, the stench of axe coming off him in acidic fumes, and the way he wore idiotic looking chains around his neck and the way his hat was to the side. He took one look at Magnus, then his home, then Magnus again and slowly spoke.

  "Are you gay bro?"

Magnus rolled his eyes. "Bisexual actually" was all he responded. Already Magnus was losing patience with him. The boy raised his hands and shook his head, backing out of the doorway.

"Uh uh. No. Nope no no. I'm sorry dude but I don't need some gay guy tryna get with me. I'm out. Peace" he  said, holding up the peace sign and walking out of the room. Fuming, Magnus yelled out to him through the hall.

  "HEY FUCK BOI! I WOULDN'T WANT TO BANG YOU ANY DAY OKAY?! I BET THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A VAGINA WAS WHEN YOU CAME OUT YOUR MOMS. AND FUNNY THAT, CAUSE I WAS JUST IN HER LAST NIGHT!" and with that he slammed the door shut, and proceeded to write the boys name in his personal Deathnote.

Worthy candidate number one, was a quiet purple haired girl who was well mannered and very silent. Her only request was that Magnus remain silent from the hours between 9-10 o'clock pm, every weekday as that was when she studied. Magnus could work with that. She left with a polite thank you, and Magnus let in the next man.

He was wearing a Catbug shirt, round glasses with a fake scar tattooed on his forehead, an Adventure Time belt and a Supernatural sweater. Magnus internally grinned at the sight of his attire. A fanboy was quite rare, and the fact that he could live with one intrigued him. So, as he began to choose between either Emily (purple girl) or Steven (the fanboy) to become his tenant, suddenly a black haired blue eyed man came crashing in through his door. Magnus raised an eyebrow.

"Hello to you too" he said, staring at the man. Wow, what a beautiful face. Magnus could stare at it for days.

"I'm-sorry-I'm-late-" he puffed, collapsing on the sofa.

"Take a seat" said Magnus, already unsure of this hot man.

The man blushed, his cheeks and neck blaring red. How cute. "So-sorry. I was at uni and just-"

Magnus waved a hand airily. "No need for explanations, just talk." He sat down in front of him, and stared at his face intensely. The boy reached his hand out.

"Alec" he said, shaking Magnus's hand.

"So, Alexander, what're you looking for a house for?"

"Uh, I don't know. Shelter?"

"No I mean why'd you move out?"

He scratched his head, ruffling his inky black locks. "Needed to get out of the house" he mumbled. Magnus asked him a few more questions, and Alec was about to leave when he looked at Magnus, then to the floor quickly.

"I um, well you see, um I, er, um yeah well-"

"Yes?" Magnus asked, causing Alec's cheeks to flare red once more. Alec heaved in a deep breath.

"I'm uh, gay and well, I get it if you don't want me as a tenant anymore. I already had 5 other people turn me down for that." Alec stared at the floor intensely while Magnus's heart throbbed. Here was a hot, adorably awkward boy who just happened to be gay and his future roommate. Could life get any better?

"You can move in as soon as you like" said Magnus while smiling and placing the keys into Alec's palm. Alec's eyes widened as he backed out the door and fell down the stairs with a loud crash and a bang, and he left the building skipping and hopping to a non existent tune. Magnus's heart lurched, as he found himself smiling and, what was this? Oh yes. He found himself hoping.

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Alec turned out to be a shy fellow. He fumbled in the kitchen, trying to make coffee with the machine, and when Magnus tried to help him he blushed bright red and scurried into his room. Magnus grinned and shook his head. This was going to be fun.

Magnus followed him around the house, doing things to embarrass him as they went along. Once, Alec dropped his pen, and Magnus (being his kinky little self) bent down sensually, picking up the pen and then putting it on his bottom lip.

  "Need something?" he asked sexily. He handed back the pen after licking it and watched in silent laughter as Alec turned into a tomato, and rushed out of the door. Then, Magnus decided to bring Alec his dinner, as he sat on his laptop working in bed, and Magnus placed the tray on his lap. Alec looked at it, flustered.

"Look. This is my way of saying "let's be friends okay?" I hope that we eventually have an amazing friendship, and by eating this you'll show me that you accept my offer. Okay?"

Alec said nothing. Magnus sighed and got up, leaving the room quietly and shutting the door shut behind him. When he returned the next morning though, the room was empty, as was the tray. And stuck to the tray was a sticky note that read:

I accept your friendship
      -A

For the rest of the day, Magnus couldn't stop  smiling.

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As Alec gradually grew more comfortable around Magnus, the two began to connect and begin to know each other. Alec was (not surprisingly) a die hard literature fan, and Magnus was a big fan of anime. The two bonded over the fact that they both loved food and animals, and soon Alec and Magnus realized that they felt something for each other. Something magical, something mysterious.

  Love.

And so, as Alec waited for when Magnus would come home, wearing a nice sweater and jeans, sweating like crazy with butterflies flying in his stomach, he was ready to ask Magnus the words he wanted to say when he first met him. Magnus unlocked the door and entered the room, looking at Alec weirdly.

   "Something wrong?" he asked casually. Alec gulped and shook his head. Magnus sat down. "So then what's with the weirdness?" he asked.

Alec heaved in air, marched up to Magnus and blurted it out.

"Magnus please go out with me!?"

Magnus sat stunned for a few minutes.  It wasn't even the fact that he'd asked him out that had stunned him. It was that Alec hadn't asked but rather implied that Magnus had already somewhat agreed to this, and that he shouldn't doubt his decision.

"Yes" whispered Magnus quietly.

  "Really?!"

"Yes really my love!" And before Magnus could say more, Alec was kissing him, slow and sweet with unspoken words and controlled passion. Magnus didn't remember anything else but waking up to find Alec in his plain pyjamas sleeping soundly in his bed beside him. He stared at him until those brilliantly blue eyes were staring back.

  "Yes?"

"Nothing it's nothing."

Alec sat up, placing two fingers under Magnus's chin, lifting it up so that he could look Magnus fully in the eyes. Alec then tilted his head.

  "Magnus?"

  "Hm?"

"Now that we're dating, and we live in the same house... Do I still have to pay rent?"

Magnus chuckled, pushing Alec down onto the bed so he rest his head on his chest, feeling the steady heartbeat inside that seemed to match his.

"We'll figure something out."

FIN
Jeez I'm SOO soo sooo aoooo soorey for this horrible and late chappy guys! I've just had some writers block and I'd appreciate it if I got some prompts an ideas. Bai my burbies!