Hey hey hey! So sorry for the wait writers block is a bitch that follows you around until you can finally get rid of it.

    Magnus, was wearing one of his infamous tight tight TIGHT skinny jeans, the ones that enhanced his butt better, as he liked to say. He and Alec were walking down the streets of Manhattan, hand in hand. Alec was laughing at what Magnus had said while Magnus was grinning.

They walked down the sidewalk together absent mindlessly chatting, and people passed by them, until a big burly man passed by. He was wearing a thick black muscle tee, shredded jeans and was bald and had a coily haired beard. He was a tall man, and had sunglasses on shielding his eyes. Alec and Magnus never blinked an eye at him, that is until, he slapped Magnus' butt. 

Magnus yelped in surprise and put his hands on his ass, as the big man grinned menacingly as he said huskily
"Nice ass sexy." As he began to walk away leaving a bewildered Magnus, Alec grabbed his wrist. He swung him upward, literally flinging him so that he landed smack on the ground, blood pouring out of his now broken nose.

Alec's nostrils were flared and he was breathing heavily, his chest rising and falling rapidly.

"Mine." He breathed. "My boyfriend, my Magnus, my ass to spank." He immediately blushed at what he said, but thankfully nobody but Magnus seemed to notice. Magnus reached over to place a hand on Alec's arm.

"Darling there-there was no need-"

"There was every need Magnus. Technically, he sexually assaulted you." At this, the burly man squeaked and sat up.

"I'm sorry man, huh I guess I shouldn't have messed with your boyfriend. Please don't report me!" he pleaded in a gruff voice.

Magnus rolled his eyes while Alec looked like he was contemplating this statement. Finally he sighed annoyedly and said "Fine just get lost!" The burly man quickly got up and scurried away. The crowd that had surrounded them parted and Magnus and Alec continued walking.

"What was that you said earlier sweet cheeks? That this was your ass to spank?" smirked Magnus. Alec rolled his eyes.

"Oh just shut up and kiss me!"

That, he did.
FIN
Yeah. I know. This chapter sucked balls. Sorry. I'll be sure to post a better chapter soon.

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