In which Magnus takes the opportunity to embarrass Alec in front of his family.... In public.
Let's begin!

  "So what exactly do we need?" asked Magnus as he idly pushed the cart down the isles.

   "Well according to the list we need, guacamole, ice cream, cookies..."

  "I'm talking about vegetables and fruit Alexander not junk food. I recall putting brussels sprouts on that list. And other various vegetables" sighed Magnus. Alec crinkled up the paper and shoved it in his pocket. He turned to Magnus and pouted.

  "Please not brussels sprouts! The whole point of being an adult and moving out is so that you don't have someone telling you to eat your vegetables twenty four seven" he complained. Magnus raised an eyebrow but said nothing. Instead the two strolled along the isles putting things in their cart such as carrots, Oreos and other stuff. Alec was about to pick up some pop tarts until he heard some very familiar voices arguing.

"Let go of the dunkaroos Jace! We are not buying those!" screamed a familiar feisty female voice. (Ha alliteration)

"No Izzy we need these! And I don't care what you say but I am not letting you cook anymore! Clary can cook just fine!"

"I can cook too!"

"SHUT UP SIMON!" said the two in synch.

"Guys stop arguing come on!"

Alec and Magnus turned the corner to see each of their friends fighting each other. Izzy and Jace were glaring at each other, Clary had her arms crossed over her chest and was glaring at the two, and Simon stood awkwardly to the side, adjusting his glasses.

"Arguing in public are we?" asked Magnus. The four spun around and Izzy's and Clary's faces lit up, while Jace looked annoyed and Simon smiled awkwardly.

"Yes actually" said Clary.

"I'd say I'm surprised but I'm not" said Magnus with a smirk.

"And I'm surprised you two aren't all over each other!" snapped Jace. Alec blushed while Magnus rolled his eyes.

"Are you guys restocking? We are! I'm buying a whole bunch of stuff so I can practice my cooking!" exclaimed Isabelle. Simon pat her shoulder encouragingly. Jace snorted.

"I am not eating any of the shit you make" he said grumpily. Alec grinned.

  "I'm glad I moved out. Now I don't have to eat her crap" he pointed to Isabelle. Isabelle and Magnus looked offended.

  "That's not the only reason you moved in with me is it?" asked Magnus wearily. Alec shrugged.

  "I don't know, your furniture is pretty nice too" he said mildly. Magnus glared at him.

  "I will make you regret saying those words Alexander" he muttered, an idea forming in his head. Jauntily he pushed the cart forward. "Well since we're all here let's all shop together!" he exclaimed. The others agreed and followed Magnus. He grabbed the list out of Alec's pocket dramatically and  held it out in front of him, stopping the cart and pretending to read it over.

  "Hey what's the hold up!?" asked Jace impatiently.

  "Sorry I was just checking the list over!" said Magnus, a smirk now playing on his lips. "It seems that we need to buy more lube Alexander!" he announced loudly. Alec blushed an unpleasant shade of red and the other four looked horrified. People were looking in their direction, looks of disgust on their faces.

  "Magnus it doesn't say that!" hissed Alec, reaching for the list. Magnus lifted it out of his arms reach.

  "I don't think we need to buy condoms though, it's not as if one of us will get pregnant!" he exclaimed loudly. "And I don't have any STD's do you? Well I hope not because we've banged so many times we would be in hospital beds by now!" Magnus practically shouted. By now Alec looked like a tomato, Simon, Clary, Jace and Isabelle looked quite uncomfortable and the other shoppers looked as if they were going to throw up. There were mothers covering their young children's ears, elderly couples glaring, young people laughing and snarling depending on the person.

   "Magnus shut up!" Alec almost screamed. Everyone turned to stare at him wide eyed. Magnus grinned.

  "Is there a problem Alexander? You could always move back in to the institute you know, if you're unhappy with me. I could bring you food if that's all that matters to you" he said evilly. Alec then understood why he was doing this and narrowed his eyes.

  "Yeah I think I might just do that. I'm tired of all your glitter and shit anyways, and since the only reason why I moved in with you was for food, if you bring some to me I guess it'll be fine" he said with a smug look on his face. Magnus looked abashed. The others watched in fear at the fight going on in front of them, completely unaware of how it started.

  Magnus leaned in towards Alec. "Oh really?" he said, eyebrows furrowed.

  "Really" challenged Alec.

  "Then I expect your ugly ass things out of my house by the time I get home!" said Magnus. Now it was Alec's turn to look shocked. He grabbed a can of whipped cream from the cart and shook it up. Opening it he sprayed it all over Magnus, ruining his outfit. The whole store watched in apprehension of what was to happen next. Magnus wiped cream away from his face, his eyes burning with rage.

  "You did not just do that!" he said, before taking the can of spray on cheese and spraying Alec, getting cheese in his hair and other places.

  "GRRAHH!" screamed the two before lashing out into a full out food fight. People ducked as cold beans went flying over their heads and pies were thrown across the room. Finally when the grocery store was trashed, two security guards dragged the struggling couple out and told them they were banned from the store forever. They looked around for the others but to no avail. They were silent for a bit, before Alec burst out laughing and Magnus joined in.

  "That was hilarious, and totally worth it" he laughed happily. Magnus nodded.

  "That was the most fun I've had in ages!" he exclaimed. The two laughed and laughed in the parking lot, pointing at their dirty clothes until it started raining and they raced each other home. After changing and showering (maybe with each other maybe not ;)) they laid in bed and chuckled about their day, until they fell asleep after talking the whole night.

And in the morning, they forgave each other and looked for a new place to shop for groceries. Together.

FIN

Man this was funny. And got way out of hand. Welp. Oh and in celebration for 3.34k reads I'm doing a Q/A for me! Ask me whatever you want on this chapter, and I'll try to answer as many questions as possible in the next chapter. What are you waiting for? Start asking!