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PS that pic kills me errytime lmao

"And folks, these some reasons of why you should be extra careful with your body" the news reporter announced.

Magnus switched off the television and threw the remote on their purple velvet couch. He ran his hand through his hair, and looked around for the phone. He booked an appointment, then called for Alec.

"SWEET PEA! Come to the living room! Now!" he added hastily. Alec trudged out of the kitchen, wearing one of his horrid, holey sweaters.

"Yes? And how many times have I told you not to call me sweet pea" he snapped.

"Well whatever, we have an appointment for something very special booked today. So please take that trashy sweater off. Or I'll dress you myself. Not that I would mind" he said with a glittery wink.

Alec rolled his eyes, but trudged to the bedroom anyway, and slammed the door shut. Magnus put his hands on his hips and shook his head. 'He'll thank me for this later' Magnus thought.

19 minutes later....

As they sat in the waiting room, Alec was gradually getting more agitated as he didn't know why the hell he was even there.

"Magnus why the fuck are we at the doctors? Neither of us are sick!" he whispered. Magnus turned to smile lazily at him.

"We're up soon not to worry" was all he said. Alec slumped back into his uncomfortable seat and waited.

"Alexander Lightwood?" called the nurse. Magnus stood up and pulled Alec up beside him, before following after the nurse into the room. "The doctor will see you shortly" she said with a smile, before turning around and briskly walking away. Alec looked around at the room, taking in his surroundings.

On the walls were multiple posters showing the male anatomy. Pictures of full body men, and then singled out parts cluttered the white walls. Alec blushed at certain pictures, and quickly looked away.

"Sit on the bed thing Alec" said Magnus sternly, taking a seat himself beside the medical bed. Alec reluctantly sat down before crossing his arms and frowning.

"Aren't you supposed to be sitting here?" he asked with a pout.

"Warlocks can't get sicknesses or diseases. Except the warlock flu. Which you know of, of course." Alec shivered at the memory. "So you're getting a checkup!" said Magnus brightly. "And I must say, when you pout like that you look like an adorable toddler!" he added. Alec groaned and flopped back onto the bed, crinkling the paper. Just then the doctor walked in. She looked like she was a woman in her mid thirties, and she didn't smile as she shut the door behind her, clutching a clipboard to her chest. Alec looked over and at her and saw her name tag. "Dr. Lilian Gordaina" it read.

"Alexander, would you mind discarding your clothing and leaving them in a neatly folded pile by that table over there?" she asked strictly.

"Uh yes I do mind actually!" exclaimed Alec, as his eyes widened and he scrambled backwards on the bed, away from the doctor. He looked over at Magnus incredulously, as if asking him "what the hell is going on here?!" Gordaina rolled her eyes, before squaring her shoulders and turning to Magnus.

"Can you please tell the patient to relax sir? I'm sure he's been informed that this is for health purposes only and not anything else?" the doctor asked sternly. While Magnus was trying to explain himself and Alec's behaviour, Alec was busy not paying any attention at all, but rather freaking out and jumping to horrific conclusions as to what was going on. Suddenly Magnus was grabbing him, stripping him down till he was only in his underwear. He then began to remove those until Alec batted his hands away.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! MAGNUS THERE'S A PERSON IN THE ROOM!!!" screamed Alec, standing up and flattening himself against the wall, trying to get away from his boyfriend and the doctor as far as possible.

"Shh baby please calm down" said Magnus in a soothing tone. The doctor was standing in the far left corner, her face blank as paper. Although you could tell she was getting annoyed, by the way her mouth and eyebrows were set. Magnus climbed onto the bed and grabbed Alec's hands, before basically ripping off the blue boxers and throwing them to the side.

Alec screeched.

Plugging her ears, Lilian made her way over to Magnus, and spun him around so that she was facing him. She led him to the doorway, where she paused.

"You, were only allowed in here to soothe and calm the patient, but frankly you're only making him more worked up!" she scolded. Before Magnus could protest, she pushed him out of the room and slammed the door shut.

"Now" she said, dusting her hands, "calm down Alexander and sit down" hissed the doctor. Alec, now afraid of her, did as he was told. "In order for this to work" she began, turning her back as she opened something on the table. "You need to relax. Then we can get over with the examination."

"Examination?" questioned Alec.

"Why yes, you do know that's why you're here correct? For your prostate exam!" exclaimed Lilian, snapping a rubber glove onto her hand as she made her way over to Alec. It took a moment for Alec to let her words sink in.

"PROSTATE?!" he hollered, scrambling to pucker his behind with one hand and cover his genitals with the other. "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND MISS! AND I'M SURE HE WOULDN'T LIKE THIS!" Other patients were now wondering what the hell was going on in that room, as they could hear Alec screeching from a mile away.

"Alexander calm down this is merely for health purposes!" said Lilian, her eyes now blazing with fury.

"MAGNUS HELP! HELP!" called Alec.

"MR. BANE I AQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE!" barked Gordaina. Magnus quickly magicked up a rope, before entering to find a thrashing Alec and a very, very angry doctor.

Dashing forward, he handed the doctor an end of the rope, before taking one in his own hand and starting to wrap it around Alec. Or at least he tried to. With Alec thrashing and fighting and screaming like a child, Magnus had to dodge his arms a couple plenty of times to avoid a broken nose.

"Alec stay still!" he hissed through gritted teeth, binding the struggling shadowhunter in the rope. If the doctor thought anything of the multiple black swirling runes on his body, she didn't say anything. Scowling, she helped Magnus successfully tie Alec to the bed, before backing off and putting her hands on her hips. Alec struggled against the rope, as it was secretly laced with magic to make him stay still. Although, Alec was doing a good job fighting it. Magnus could feel the magic draining out of the rope, as Alec screamed and tried to break free.

"MAGNUS! I KNEW YOU WERE INTO BONDAGE AND EVERYTHING BUT WHATS WITH THE RANDOM THREESOME?!" shouted Alec at the top of his lungs.

"That's it!" hollered the doctor. "If he won't cooperate then I'll make him cooperate!" screeched Lilian, before injecting a needle with sleeping drugs in it into Alec's arm,

"What's going on! Magnus!? Mag-...."
Alec fell asleep.

"Finally" sighed Lilian. After shooing Magnus out, she did the examination, and after Alec awoke, sent the two home.

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"At least let me explain myself" said Magnus, as he sat down beside his boyfriend, who was currently not speaking to him, but rather watching "Supernatural" instead.

(A/N where's all my supernatural fans out there?)

  Alec said nothing.

"Look, on the news today they were doing this interview with a prostate cancer survivor, for prostate cancer awareness month. And like, the guy was like "you need to check it out, I didn't, and look where that led me". So then I got worried for you because even though you're a Shadowhunter, you can still get mundane diseases and stuff and sometimes even the silent brothers can't heal these things. So I booked an appointment because I was worried for you. Will you forgive me?" Magnus pleaded.

   Alec turned to stare at him, dead in the eyes. Then slowly, oh so slowly, he shrugged.

  "GRAAAAHH! FINE!" screamed Magnus as he got up and stomped over to the kitchen. Although he didn't see the small smile on Alec's face.

FIN

SO SO SORRY for the wait! I have exams coming up and a shit ton of homework :( but I hope you liked this chapter. I certainly did! Ohhhh! And fun fact!
Cassie said herself that Malec actually does use bondage!!! Wooooooaaaaaaahhhh!
Bai my TACOES!

See?! ^^^