Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you! That's right you. Aww. You're sweet. Cmere. *Hugs* I'm just feeling fluffy that's all!

Simon sat and watched Clary splash Jace in the water, whilst Isabelle stood in her perfect bikini body drinking a pink cocktail and looking, well, angelic. He looked to the side and saw Magnus taking pictures and way over in the sand, sat Alec.

He was sitting on a towel, and wrapped around himself was a blanket. He had big sunglasses on and was reading a book. He was getting plenty of stares, as it was hot as hell outside and they were on the beach. Simon shrugged and got up. No need for me to judge, he thought, and got up and joined the others. Magnus looked over and saw Alec and smirked. God his boyfriend was weird. Weirdly adorable.

  He walked over to him, and put his arms around him. Alec looked up, and pushed his glasses up with his hand.
(The way they do it in anime. Just imagine it the way they do it)

    "What is it Magnus?" he asked annoyedly. Magnus grinned.

    "Your gaining a lot of stares and I'm a veerry jealous warlock" he replied. Alec rolled his eyes and averted his gaze back to his book. (Gosh I love that sentence it's so professional. Sorry carry on) "but seriously" he continued, "what in the world are you doing wearing that blanket?"

   Alec made a noise but didn't elaborate.

  "Cmon you can tell Mags. Tell me."

  "I'm um... embarrassedofnotwearingmyshirtinpublic" he mumbled.

  "What?" said Magnus, clearly confused.
Alec sighed.

  "I'm embarrassed of not wearing my shirt in public. I'm comfortable in front of you guys, just not strangers"
he admitted. Magnus leaned in.

  "Why though?" he asked.
Alec looked up into his eyes.

  "I don't know. Jace has such a pretty boy body and I'm well, the opposite."

  Magnus gasped despite himself.
"Alexander you're just as toned and hot as he is!" he exclaimed, shocked by his boyfriends words.

  "Yeah but I'm pale and leaner. He's tanned and thick and not an eye sore like me." This time Magnus got up and yanked off the blanket. Alec squealed and tried to hide but to no avail. Magnus reached out his hand and let him up.

"You are beautiful" he said, kissing him. "Every inch" he kissed his neck,
"Of you" he trailed his kisses down to his shoulder. "Is perfect" he said, kissing all over. Alec was blushing like crazy and hastily pulled away.

  "Magnus" was all he said. Magnus grabbed his hands and then let go.

  "Catch me if you can!"
He ran off towards the ocean and Alec smirked. He was about to join him when three girls most men would've melted over appeared in front of him.

  "Uhh hi?" He asked.
The girls giggled.

  "You're so muscle-y. Look at all these tattoos!" said a brunette, tracing the runes on his stomach. Alec gently but firmly pulled her hand off.

  "I'm sorry" he said, "but I play for he other team."

  The other two girls understood but the  brunette was confused. "What team?"

  Suddenly Jace, Clary, Simon, Isabelle and Magnus were behind Alec. Smirking the six yelled at the same time "WILDCATS!" The girls simply turned and walked away annoyed, leaving a laughing group of shadowhunters and a warlock.

FIN

lol I have no clue what that ending was. This was a weird one yeah, but I had some writers block and pulled this together out of the contents of my brain. Malfoy you little shit! Lol AVPM reference anyone? Vote comment and leave suggestions. Bai my lovlies!