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Bardock: Their music is catchy

Vegeta: And They're also strong. Be careful to not take them lightly

Bardock: Please, do you even know what kind of training I did

Vegeta: Well why don't you just prove yourself and then I'll believe

Bardock: (chuckles) You're just like your dad

Vegeta: ...yeah

Bardock: Hey, focus the enemy is on its way!

Vegeta: Tch! How dare you order ME around! And you better stay out of my way when I'm fighting (Smirks)

Bardock: Yeah, whatever

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Freeza: Oh thank god! The Ginyu force has arrived. Now they can help me take care of the problem.

Ginyu: Lady Freeza! It's an honor for you to call us

Freeza: Ginyu, you stay with me and let your men handle the pests on this planet. And you just take care of these Dragon Balls

Ginyu: Yes ma'am, go!

Ginyu Freeza: Yes sir! (Fly off)

Freeza: Now my problems are less of a concern right now

Ginyu: Shall I perform my "Cheering you up" dance?

Freeza: *sigh* proceed...

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(F/N): Hm...I sense high energies heading towards Bardock and Vegeta. I'll let them handle it for now. I'll just wait, and if things get out of hand, I'll jump in and aid them in battle-(hears music) What is that?

Goldo: Guldo!

Jeice: Jeice!

Burter: Burter!

Recoome: Recoome!

Ginyu Force: And we are... THE GINYU FORCE!

Bardock: ...

Vegeta: ...

(F/N): ...

...

A/N: ...

Recoome: Well if it isn't Vegeta. And who is this? (Points at Bardock)

Bardock: Your death wish

Jeice: Oh ho! A tough one isn't he?

Bardock: Huh, never thought a dancer would know about more superior guys than him.

Jeice: You Wha?!

Vegeta: Aw, you got him all mad. Just look how red his face is

Jeice: rrgh!

Burter: Calm down dude! He's just getting in your head
Jeice: (Smirks) They won't be saying these things after our seizure procedure!

Sandstorm plays

Krillin: (mouth foams)

(F/N): Poor guy

Jeice: How'd you like that?!

Vegeta: (opens eyes) What was going on? I couldn't see (smirk stays there)

Burter: What?!

Bardock: So, looks like dancing is not all you can do i see. You can take your partner for a spin

Jeice: rrrgh!

Guldo: Don't worry guys! I got hi...m...(head falls)

Vegeta: Sorry, I needed the useless one gone because he can do something better than you two can do

Recoome: You Vegeta, and the other

Bardock: It's Bardock

Recoome: Hah, a lower class. Then this should be easy.

Bardock: Looks like someone forgot about power. But I'll let you Vegeta handle this.

Vegeta: Don't order me around, but I will be happy to take care of this

Recoome: Vegeta's going to fight me? Recoome? You will be pulled out of the ground because i will beat you hard!

Jeice: Alright folks! We are going to witness a fight like never before!

Burter: It's gonna be a good one! It's Vegeta vs Recoome!

Recoome: Recoome!

Vegeta: (gets in stance)

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Goki: C'mon Y/N! Give it all you got!

(Y/N): Alright! (Throws a flurry of kicks and punches to Goki getting her all over) How's that?

Goki: Ow! Heh, that hurt. Now it's my turn! (Charges beam) Kamehame...HAA!!!

(Y/N): (embraces for impact)

Goki: (fires beam) I'm not done! (Flies through beam and punches Y/N in the gut)

(Y/N): Guh! *pant* Heh heh heh! Nice one! (Eats Senzu bean) 100x Gravity has sure improved our speed in normal gravity eh Goki?

Goki: (eats senzu bean) Yeah it does! And it looks like we're almost there too!

(Y/N): Awesome! Hang on guys, we're coming!

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Vegeta: *pant* *pant* Is he...?

Recoome: (stands up with confidence) Not so fast Vegeta!

Vegeta: What?!

Recoome: The name's Recoome! And it rhymes, with doom! And you're gonna be hurtin'! ALL! TOO! SOOON!!!

Vegeta: Tch! Ugh! (Falls)

Recoome: Poor Vegeta couldn't keep up with me.

Krillin: Hey!

Bardock: What the?

Recoome: Huh? What does the dwarf want?

Krillin: I may be smaller than you! Weaker then you! But you're nothing compared to these guys!

Recoome: Aw, ok I'll just hit you one time

Krillin: Really? Oh thank-GUAH! (Falls)

Bardock: Tch! That idiot, well now it's time to face me. (Puts in red bandana on head and ties it) Get Ready! Because you're going to be hurting!

Recoome: Go ahead! I'll give you one free shot!

Bardock: You're gonna regret that! (Punches gut)

Recoome: NGH?! (Coughs up blood)

Bardock: Hrah! (Delivers a flurry of kicks and punches to Recoome) Never underestimate a saiyan! Kaioken!!! (Red aura surrounds and his attacking gets faster) This is...THE END!!! (Fires blue beam)

Jeice: No way! Recoome's dead!

Burter: Don't worry, I'm still the fastest here, he can't over speed me!

Jeice: Ok dude, we have to talk

Burter: Huh?

Jeice: You day you're the fastest, but Lady Freeza and Ginyu have higher power levels so that means they are faster than you.

Burter: Yeah But-

Jeice: And Guldo can stop time so that technically means that he's-

Burter: Ok No! I AM NOT SLOWER THAN F*CKING GULDO!!!

Jeice: Geez mate, calm down

Burter: I'm sorry, I just, I thought I can be someone with something special in our group

Jeice: Hey guess what?

Burter: What?

Jeice: Your me best mate

Burter: Aw dude

Jeice: How 'bout me and you just hang out like bro's? What do you say?

Burter: That sounds great! Maybe we can-(explodes)

Vegeta: Sorry, but he was way too open

Jeice: How dare you! I'm gonna tell the captain everything! Wa ha ha! (Flies off)

Bardock: Good work! Now let's go find the other Dragon Balls ugh!

Bardock's Vision

Freeza: It's a shame, Vegeta was one of the best there was. But now look at him

Vegeta was on the floor with his eyes blank and a hole in his chest.

(F/N): How...How dare you! How dare you do THAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!! (Golden aura surrounds him)

Freeza: What?!

Bardock: 'No way! Wait...there's others?!'

Second Vision

Freeza: Not dead, but some of you will die starting with her (points finger at Gine)

Gine: Huh? (Starts levitating) Woah!

Bardock: Don't Do it Freeza!

Gine: BARDOOOO- (explodes)

Bardock: Ah...(clenches fist)

Freeza: Now that felt good...who's next?

Bardock: Tch! No...NO!!!

Freeza: Huh?

Bardock: First Planet Vegeta...And now my wife! (Lightning strikes in a circle around Bardock) You...will...(looks at Freeza with emerald eyes) YOU WILL PAY FOR ALL THE LIVES YOU'VE TAKEN!!!!! hhhHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (Transforms into a super saiyan)

Bardock: 'Huh, there's more to go'

Third Vision

Freeza: I have no more use for you Vegeta (throws him away)

Vegeta: No...I can't be finished...not yet!

Flash back plays of everyone fighting Freeza: Krillin, Piccolo, And himself

Vegeta: We have been...under your rule long enough!

Freeza: What's this? Your last cry?

Vegeta: Rrrgh! (Ground shakes) We have been suffering since you guys took over our people! (Hair fades from black to yellow) You even killed us even though we've been loyal to you! (Clenches fists And looks at Freeza) I AM PRINCE VEGETA!!! AND YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!! (Golden aura surrounds him) HAAAAAAHHH!!!! (Transforms into super saiyan)

Bardock: 'Wow, at least the kid has fun. But there's more visions, visions where somebody turns into the legend'

Fourth Vision

Raditz: No...please Freeza...let me live!

Freeza: That's just sad, you were confident in the beginning, but now you're just an embarrassment (Fires death beam)

Raditz: (embraces for impact...but isn't hurt) What? Who? No...

Bardock: (has hole in chest)

Raditz: Dad! (Catches him) Why?!

Bardock: I wasn't just...gonna let him...take any more Saiyans away, especially my family...(holds hand) I've seen visions...let the anger inside you flow...become the legend...(hand falls to the ground and closes eyes)

Freeza: That poor fool, sacrificing for someone else, you Saiyans really have changed.

Raditz: Damn you...DAMN YOU!!!

Freeza: ?

Raditz: YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! YOU JUST TOOK MY FATHER'S LIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! And now he's dead...HE DIES IN MY HANDS!!! (Stands up and clenches fist) YOU MUST...(transforms) YOU MUST DIE BY SAIYAN HANDS!!!

Bardock: 'I'm proud of you, but there's still more'

Fifth Vision

Goki: Glad it's over right?

Krillin: Yeah, Huh? !

Goki: What's wrong Krillin?

Freeza: I'm not dead (fires beam at Piccolo)

Piccolo: ffff*ck...you...(drops dead)

Krillin: Woo, I'm glad that wasn't me

Freeza: Oh you're next

Krillin: What?! Why?

Freeza: Remember my tail?

Krillin: Can't you take a joke?

Bardock: '*sigh*'

Krillin: WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WA- (explodes)

Freeza: Out of all the people I've blown to bits, that one will hold a special place in my heart

Goki: You...why...rrrgh!

Freeza: What's the matter~? Gonna cry?

Goki: You killed...my best friend...(Lightning strikes around the planet)

Freeza: Huh?! What's going on?

Goki: FREEZA!!! NOW I'M MAD!!! FREEZAAAAAAA!!! (Transforms into a super saiyan)

Bardock: 'Hmph, even my daughter can. I'm proud. But there's an alternative for her, and Y/N!'

Alternative for Goki

Freeza: Oh Y/N~...it's a shame you had to die, but you will be remembered

(Y/N): Damn it (bleeds out and accepts fate)

Goki: No...(green aura sparks) you did not just...(looks at your lifeless body) Y/N...no...(clenches fists and grits teeth) NO!!! (Eyes go blank)

Freeza: What the hell is this?! This isn't super saiyan, what is this?!

Goki: (smiles and looks at Freeza) You're gonna die...rrrRRRAAAAAAA!!! (Green aura surrounds her and hair turns Green) HAHAHAAA!!! We're gonna have fun

Bardock: 'Oh god...no...I don't want this one to happen'

Sixth Vision

Freeza: I'm tired of you Vegeta! (Fires death beam through Vegeta)

Vegeta: Ack! (Falls down)

(M/N): Vegeta! (Runs up to him) No...

Vegeta: You...you were like a mother to me...and now I die...just like her (dies)

(M/N): Vegeta...NO! (Cries)

Freeza: Don't feel bad for him, he died as he lived...motherless

(M/N): HIW DARE YOU SPEAK TO HIM THAT WAY!!! (Transforms) YOU WILL PAY OFR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO VEGETA'S LIFE!!!

Bardock: 'I think at this point anyone can go super saiyan with the right death and pain'

Visions end when-

Vegeta: Bardock!

Bardock: Huh?

Vegeta: You're daughter is arriving and so is the son of F/N

(F/N): Yes, and that red guy is coming back with their captain

Bardock: About Damn time

And then I'm the sky, they could see the ship landing next to them. The door opened and Goki came out first

Goki: Hey guys! (Hugs Bardock) Where's Mom and the others?

Bardock: (pets Goki's head) They're trying to look for the other Dragon Balls

Vegeta: Hi there Kakarotta

Goki: What the? What are you doing here?

Vegeta: I came for you obviously

???: I'm not sure about that

Vegeta: Huh

???: Because shes already mine

Vegeta: It's you! (Clenches fists) I'll kill you (lunges for him)

Goki: (catches fist) What are you doing?

Vegeta: I'm gonna kill him

(F/N): Enough! (Walks past Vegeta)

Vegeta: Wha...

(F/N): This...(puts hand on your shoulder) Is my son Y/N

Vegeta: W-What?! But he-

(F/N): I know what he did, and he apologizes, right? (Looks at you)

(Y/N): (mumbles)

(F/N): What?

(Y/N): I...(mumbles)

(F/N): Speak up

(Y/N): I apologize ok?

(F/N): That's better

???: It's gonna get worse

(Y/N): Hm?

Vegeta: Ginyu...

Jeice: And me!

Vegeta: ...yeah

Ginyu: You guys now have to suffer the wrath of Captain Ginyu! (Poses)

(Y/N): ...

Goki: ...

Vegeta: ...

(F/N): ...

Bardock: ...

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A/N: ...yyyYOSHA!!! So what do you think is gonna happen? Who will Ginyu switch bodies with? Who will go super saiyan? Find out in part 4!