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You and Gohan were in your Super Saiyan state training together. You both were sparring right now. And now that Gohan was a Super Saiyan, you were actually getting good enough training.

(Y/N): Boy, I'm glad you're a Super Saiyan now. I've needed you to or unless we wouldn't have been getting stronger! (Dodges blasts) I don't know about Trunks at all but Vegeta's always busy...and angry. (Dodges more blasts and shoots one at Gohan) And I think he doesn't like me very well. I mean, who wouldn't like me?

Gohan: (Sits On your neck) Maybe you're just too good.

(Y/N): Na-haw, I'm just Y/N! And speaking of me, It's lunch ti-

(Y/N): Huh...I guess we don't know what time it is anymore huh?

Gohan: (laughs nervously)

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Trunks was STILL powering up after all this time.

Perfect Cell: Good Lord, the lungs on that boy!

Krillin: You ok Trunks? You doing ok on air- {ZAP} Gah?!

///

Piccolo: And there's the twist.

Bulma: Not to be a broken record, but...

Goki: Right, So uh, no worries, your uh...huh, I was gonna say husband but...well I was going to say boyfriend but-

Tien: Your baby-daddy is still breathing.

Raditz: Yeah, barely.

Bulma: Well that's a relief.

(F/N): On the other hand, Trunks is about to fight Cell.

Bulma: What?! But he's just a baby! Oh-hoh, right...the future one...But he's just a baby!

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Krillin: OK, ya done?

Trunks: Yeah, Yeah, I'm so sorry about that!

Krillin: Hey man it's fine.

Trunks: My power was rising, I couldn't control it.

Krillin: No, it's good, go kill him!

Trunks: Definitely didn't do that because you spared the android or anything...

Krillin: Well, obviously...right?

Perfect Cell: You know, if I had a watch, I'd be looking at my wrist reeaaally condescendingly right now...

Trunks: Krillin, take this. (tosses Senzu Bean) Give it to my father.

Krillin: You sure you don't need it?

Trunks: No. This battle was over before it began. (Flies down)

Krillin: Bad-ass!

Perfect Cell: Also accurate!

Trunks: (Lands)

Android 16: Trunks! Senzu beans heal physical damage! Only therapy will aid emotional trauma.

Perfect Cell: Oh please. There's not a shrink qualified enough to deal with that hot mess. And speaking of shrink...

Krillin: Here is comes...

Perfect Cell: Krillin, go kiss the Prince's booboos. The big boys need to talk. (Walks towards Trunk while he does the same)

Krillin: Fine Whatever. (Flies off)

The two stopped walking and looked at each other.

Trunks: I'm going to make you pay for what you did to him!

Perfect Cell: Well let's see if you can. And does Gohan know by the way?

Trunks: Know What?

Perfect Cell: That you let him die.

{BOOM}
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Trunks: ...I'm going to power up now...

Perfect Cell: I'd be disappointed if you didn't!

Once again Trunks was yelling and powering up creating thunder strikes around and the ocean spinning.

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Tien: That's Trunks?!

Piccolo: Yeah, pretty astonishing isn't it?

Raditz: It's infuriating!

Goki: Why? Because the gap keeps widening?

Tien/Raditz: Because he could've:

A) Killed the Android B) Killed Cell

Tien: Or C) Kill Vegeta!

Raditz: Why Vegeta?

Tien: Because I deserve something today!

///

Trunks was still screaming. Increasing his muscle mass and power. He was making rocks fly.

Perfect Cell: That's right, keep it coming! I want a real fight this time!

Trunks: Don't you worry! I'll show you!

Perfect Cell: (chuckles)

Trunks was still powering up. Once he was done he punched Cell sending him flying. Cell then catches himself and kicks Trunks from behind. Trunks then did the same and followed Cell punching him. They both then try to hit each other for a few seconds until they separated.

Perfect Cell: I'm impressed! Behind all that angst and ridiculous hair, there's a real fighter!

Trunks: And behind all that insufferable smarm is a dead man! (Aura surrounds him)

Perfect Cell: Trunks...you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind me! (Powers up and catches Trunks' fists then holding them)

Android 16: Go, unreasonably buff bird!

Cell then headbutts Trunks sending him flying. Trunks then flies towards Cell to headbutt him back and land a flurry of punches on Cell, then ending the assault with a blast sending him to the side of a mountain.

Perfect Cell: (gets up)

Trunks: Now that might not have done a lot of damage...but damn did it feel good!

Perfect Cell: Oh-ho-ho~? Am I sensing and iota of pride? Guess the apple doesn't fall far if ya shake the tree hard enough!

Trunks: (Lands) That snarl isn't going to save you while I'm taking you apart. If you haven't noticed, I've LITERALLY have you against the wall.

Perfect Cell: And don't think I don't appreciate the effort. By a wide margin, you're packing more of a wallop than daddy ever did! However...you will never...ever...defeat me in that form.

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Gohan: But Why?! It's so strong!

(Y/N): Oh yeah! In raw power, it can't be beat. But the amount of concentrated energy causes an extreme expansion in mass. The body can't compensate. And while you'll see a fifty percent increase in power, you'll see a seventy five percent decrease in speed. You'd never hit your opponent.

Gohan: Oh I get it now! Well...sorta...

(Y/N): Oh Gohan. In a lame man's terms:

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Perfect Cell: You. Can't. Hit me.

Trunks: Then what do you call the last five minutes?!

Perfect Cell: Pity...

Trunks: Hrrrgh!

Android 16: Trunks! Do not worry! He is just playing you.

Cell hums to himself under Trunks' ineffectual onslaught

Android 16: Correction: he's been playing you.

Trunks: Why?! HOW?!

Perfect Cell: Because you're green.

Trunks: ...Wait, you mean...

Perfect Cell: No, not like me you idiot, as in, you're a novice, an amateur! You're surrounded by fighters who have seen more action in a week than you've seen in you ENTIRE LIFE. Hell, at your age, Goki had defeated an entire army, several demons, and sent a rabbit to the moon!

Trunks: Did...did you make the last one u-?

Perfect Cell: And the worst part of it is, that form isn't even new. Watch. (Powers up) "Look at me, I'm Trunks! Please love me Daaaad!" (Goes back to normal) See? Anyone can do it.

Trunks: ...That's a terrible impression.

Android 16: But not inaccurate!

Trunks: Why are you still here?!

Perfect Cell: For God's sake, I bet even Vegeta can do it. He's just not stupid enough to try! And as we've seen today, that threshold is vast... Now, how about you come on down, stop using that useless form...and quit wasting everyone's time?

Trunks then flies down and powers down in defeat.

Perfect Cell: Jeez, I cant tell which is more shattered: your father's body or your spirit...

Trunks: Just...kill me already...

Perfect Cell: Then spirit it is! Seriously bucko, way to bring down the mood.

Trunks: Is this just all a game to you?!

Perfect Cell: A game? Hardly. If this were a game, I'd be having fun...or killing Goki. Now that sounds like a good time.

Android 16: That still doesn't make us friends!

Perfect Cell: I am trying Sixteen!

Trunks: Fine! Go ahead. Fight Goki. But when she wins, and when YOU DIE...NOBODY...is going to remember you.

Perfect Cell: Huh...Alright, change of plans. Turn that frown upside-down, Boy Scout! You're not dying today.

Trunks: What in the...? WHY?

Perfect Cell: Careful, junior, don't want that gift horse to bite you! You've given me an idea is all. What would I accomplish by killing you? No... (starts walking away) the whole world needs to see what it's created.

Trunks: Oh what the hell are you planning now?!

Perfect Cell: (stops walking and looks at Trunks) My revolution... Go take care of your daddy. And make sure to check the news! (Flies off)

Android 16: ...WHAT CHANNEL?!

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Krillin: Well time to see how well Senzu beans do with a broken spine!

Vegeta: (groans and eats Senzu Bean) *gasp* Where am I?! What happened?!

Krillin: You may have blacked out a little bit...

Vegeta: But I'm still alive m! H-he must have realized his mistake and run away... (slight chuckle)

Krillin: Dude, c'mon it's just me.

(M/N): And me

Vegeta: M/N?!

(M/N): It's ok Vegeta (Hugs)

Vegeta: I...I don't get it...I trained so hard...I-I reached a new level *sniff*...! And yet...!

Krillin: Trust me man, I get you. I mean, my neck's still stiff from earlier.

Vegeta: *sniff*...Heh.

(M/N): (smiles)

Krillin: I mean, if I had a dime for every time I had my ass kicked, I might not be in crippling debt! (Laughing)

Vegeta: (laughing)

Krillin: But, But If I had gotten a beat down like that, man, I would've hung up my gloves,
Vegeta: (calms down)
Krillin: My blue spandex, and my ridiculously pointy hair!
Vegeta: Hnnn!
Krillin: (laughs nervously) You're not laughing anymore...

(M/N): Hmph! (Smacks Krillin with tail)

Krillin: Gah! I guess I do deserve that one...

Vegeta: Thanks M/N (hugs back)

(M/N): No problem.

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(A/N): ALRIGHT!!! Done with that one

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