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Dende: I can't see shit!

Mr. Popo: I told you before, you have to-

Dende: Clear my mind of all other thoughts! Primo advice. Might as well ask me to herd STARG-KNOTHS...

Mr. Popo: I'm going to assume those are similar to cats?

Dende: Oh no they eat cats...exclusively.

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And so Cell and Goki we're still fighting. Punching and kicking each other while trying not to fall off the ring. Goki kicked Cell almost ringing him out only to see Cell was behind her and they kicked each other in the face. She then kicked Cell in the air, tried to hit him only for Cell to dodge and they both were trading blows again. What feats of incomparable skill and might! What power! What speed! What battle they were showing to you and everyone else. They were moving at speeds to fast for the human eye to see. They then punched each other's fist to create a shockwave and were still fighting. Goki kicked Cell only to be punched by Cell back.

Perfect Cell: Good Goki, very good. This is exactly what I've been looking for! (Chuckles) Oh, you know... When I became perfect, I was a little scared. Scared that I'd never be able to test these abilities! Like a master surgeon without a patient.

Goki: Or a grill without a burger.

Perfect Cell: YES, YOU GET IT GOKI! And that's why we're here today; You are the only one who can complete me,

(Y/N): (green aura sparks) Hm...?!

Perfect Cell: Compete with me!

(Y/N): ... (relaxes)

Perfect Cell: All the others? Ah, they mean NOTHING.

Goki: Tch!

Perfect Cell: This tournament, this ring. They're all for you~! So we can have our PERFECT BATTLE

(Y/N): 'What the hell is he trying?'

Goki: ...Well, honestly you didn't need to go his far. I'm just here for a fight.

Perfect Cell: God.... That's what I adore about you. You're so simple. That's what nobody else understands! Now then... How about we slip into something more...COMFORTABLE

Goki: Wait, I'm confused. Are you asking me to get naked? You pervert! ....Oh, crap, GUYS!!!!

(Y/N): Hmph. (Creates force field around everyone else)

Cell fires a blast destroying his arena he worked so hard on. Now the only thing remaining was a giant crater with your force field still protecting everybody.

Krillin: Heh, looks like there's a.., HOLE in the ring! (Laughing)

Gohan: ...REALLY?

Krillin: LET ME COPE!!

Android 16: Thank you Y/N for your assistance.

(Y/N): (let's force field down) No problem, I learned that while...yeah.

Bardock: Well, let's see what Kakarotta has next for Cell.

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Perfect Cell: I'd feel worse about all that time I spent making our perfect ring... But now that it's gone... WE CAN FIGHT UNABATED. Killing you will be the hardest thing I ever enjoy.

And so Cell started firing blasts at Goki while she was flying, avoiding the blasts. After a while of that, Goki flies up.

Perfect Cell: Huh-?!

Krillin: Huh, what's she doing up there? Ooh, you think she's going for a Solar Flare?!

Goki: (puts hands together) KAAAAAA...

Piccolo: That's NOT how the Solar Flare works!!!

Gine: She can't be serious-..!

Goki: MEEEEEE...

Trunks: Getting dad flashbacks here-!!!!!!

Goki: HAAAAAAAA....

Perfect Cell: Ha... HAHAHAHA-!! I see! Yes, Goki! You're absolutely right! This IS the only way it can end!!!!! This tournament! These fools!! This planet!!! They mean nothing to people like you and I... We will go out together, IN A BALL OF MOLTEN ROCK AND DEATH!!!!!!!

Goki: MEEEEE...

Everyone: NO!

Perfect Cell: YYYEEEESSS!!!!!!

Goki: *POP*

(Y/N): 'Huh, she actually did that'

Goki: *POP* GRRR!!!

Perfect Cell: (looks down to see Goki charging up her Kamehameha in front of him) Oh......Crap BASKEEEEETS!

Goki: They...MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME!!!(shoots beam at Cell) HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

The blast took our Cell's upper half completely destroying it. Everyone was shocked but you and Bardock. Once everything was cleared up, everyone saw Goki panting and Cell's lower half still there.

Gine: Looks like she did it!

Krillin: I'm glad that it's over.

Piccolo: 'I almost shit myself'

Nail: 'Can we do that?'

Goki: Awesome. Hey Y/N, can I get a ten-count?

(Y/N): You got it. ONE!

Cell's legs jump up

(Y/N): O_O ...Two......,

Perfect Cell: (regenerates) All Right, time!! Timeout! Time RIGHT the hell out!!!!

Goki: How did you-?!?

Bardock/Cell: You weren't there for this, but TL;DR Piccolo's cells.

Piccolo: Okay, I am- 90% Sure I cant do that.

Perfect Cell: (turns back) We'll figure THAT OUT LATER. In the meantime, what I want to know is how you keep popping in and out of reality!!!!

Goki: Oh, that's just my instant transmission.

Perfect Cell: Don't tell me, is that another one of your stolen techniques?

Goki: NO! Kinda... Y/N showed me how to do it.

Perfect Cell: Oh really? (Looks at you) How do you know about this?

(Y/N): My mom taught me.

Perfect Cell: Ok... (looks at your mom) How do YOU know about this?

(M/N): My husband showed me after his trip to... Yardrat? Right?

(F/N): Yup.

Perfect Cell: OK! (Looks at your dad) HOW DONYOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?!?!?!

(F/N): I got it from eating sick aliens.

Perfect Cell: That's disgusting!

Goki: You eat people all the time!

Perfect Cell: Yes, and I'm a monster.

Gohan: Yeah, with all our stolen DNA.

Perfect: I wasn't asked to be born OKAY?!?!

Goki then kicked Cell starting another clash between the two fighters. They were both fighting hard now, trading blows more intensely and hitting each other. After their long fight, Goki lands on the ground panting as Cell was fine.

Perfect Cell: I'll admit, Goki, I'm impressed! A blast that strong should have wiped you but here you are still swinging away at me!!

Goki: *pant* Cell...if I've gained anything from the days leading up to this tournament *pant* it was endurance.

Piccolo: This is bad... The last time I saw Goki this winded, She was having a heart attack!! She can't keep this up...!

Trunks: Wait, what about the Senzu beans?? You know the beans that... magically heal you... and restore your stamina...?? Okay, guys if you're bothered by cheating either loosen your moral Code OR STOP HINGING 'THE FATE KF THE WORLD' on DEATH MATCHES!

Vegeta: And I can't believe your my son.

Trunks: Hey, you said it, not me.

Vegeta: Kakarotta isn't like you.

Bardock: She's a full blooded Saiyan warrior!

Gine: She'd throw that Senzu Bean back in your face, because it's not the world that's at stake!!

Trunks: ...I'm pretty sure it is.

Vegeta: IT'S HER SAIYAN PRIDE!!! She'll see this fight to the end without any or our help!! Even if it kills her!

Goki: I give up.

Vegeta: I'LL KILL HER!

Perfect Cell: I'm sorry, I'm rather high up here. WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY GOKI?!?!

Goki: I give up! You win! Great fight!

Gohan: Wait.... What is she doing?

(Y/N): Well, it's Goki, she is full of surprises Gohan

Perfect Cell: But we're not finished. I'M NOT FINISHED!!! This isn't a victory! This is... I don't even know WHAT this is-....!!!

Goki: Nah, it's totally a victory. 'Cause I'm giving up. That means you win.

Perfect Cell: Every word you just spoke has made me violently angry. OH GREAT! NOW IM AGREEING WITH VEGETA! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!
Vegeta:Every word you just spoke has made me violently angry. OH GREAT! NOW IM AGREEING WITH CELL! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

Goki: Cell, you knew what this was. Just a fight. Nothing more.

Perfect Cell: You bitch

Gohan: ?! (Energy spikes up)

Perfect Cell: If you seriously concede I'll... I'll just blow up the earth like I SAID! So unless you want me to turn this whole planet into an asteroid field, KAKAROTTA..!! GET BACK HERE AND PUNCH ME IN MY PERFECT JAWLI-!!! (Gets punched in Perfect Jawline)

Gohan: Take those words back!!!

Perfect Cell: Ow! Huh?! Look at this. The little brat wants to play. Ok fine with me!

Gohan and Cell began to fight each other. And unlike the original, this Gohan is a full-blooded saiyan. So what that means is he actually put up more of a fight than in the abridged and original.

Goki: Woah... Gohan really trained hard Huh?

(Y/N): You fought well Goki, But I guess it's time to see our son in a fight with Cell.

Perfect Cell: Huh, you put yo a better fight than your mommy did. But you're still no match for me kid. (Fires blast at Gohan)

Gohan: Ahhh!

(Y/N): (green aura sparks again) Gohan! You ok?

Gohan [muffled]: Yeah, I'm fine. (Blows up rubble he was under in) Woo, that was great, and you're right, I can't. But there is something my dad told me in the chamber. When I get mad...

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(A/N): ALRIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!