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Gohan was training in his super saiyan form by throwing blasts. All of that was interrupted when-

Goki: Gohan!

Gohan: Huh? (Lands on ground) Mom?! What...how are you in here? (Hugs)

Goki: Wow! Look at you! You look so handsome I'm super saiyan!

Gohan: *blushes* Moommm...

Goki: (laughs) Ok ok, where's your father?

(Y/N): I'm right here.

Goki: I'm glad~ (kisses)

Gohan: Ew...not in front of me

(Y/N): Then get up here (Picks up Gohan and places him on shoulder)

Gohan: (laughing in joy)

Goki: (smiles but then gets knocked out)

Gohan: Mom?!

(Y/N): (puts down Gohan) Goki, are you ok? (Gets kicked) What the?

Perfect Cell: (chuckles)

(Y/N): Hrrgh-oh...ffffuck... (gets knocked out)

Gohan: Dad?!

Perfect Cell: My dear Gohan... (crushes Goki's head)

Gohan: !

Perfect Cell: There's Something you should know... (crushes your head)

Gohan: (tears up)

Perfect Cell: (Turns around to face him) ...I'm expecting a challenge from you (Charges up blast)

Gohan then wakes up screaming

(Y/N): Why ya trippin' Gohan?

Gohan: A nightmare... (Stands up) A horrible nightmare!

(Y/N): Is it the one where your mom shows up, then I show up, we have a family moment and me and your mom died by Cell?

Gohan: ...Yes...

(Y/N): I've been having that one for a week.

Gohan: (Lays back down) I think we've been in here for too long.

(Y/N): Yeah, that's how a year works.

Gohan: I...never mind.

///

Piccolo: So, a development. Cell's gone...

Bulma: So Trunks won?

Tien: No, he split.

Raditz: As in grabbed his metaphorical shit and left.

Bulma: After killing Trunks?!

Piccolo: No

Bulma: Vegeta?!

Goki: Nobody's dead!

Tien: Yet...

Piccolo: I think he just got bored and...left.

Bulma: So...we won then?

Piccolo: No

Raditz: Oh my god...

///

Trunks was currently pulling a Vegeta and screaming all his pain of losing.

(M/N): Ah, jeez, he's taking it pretty rough...

Vegeta: It's pathetic. Find some honor in defeat, for God's sake.

Krillin: View must be great from that glass house of yours.

Vegeta: HM?!

(M/N): Let's go check on him. (Flies down)

They both followed her to where Trunks was. Trunks was on his knees faced down in defeat and humiliation.

Vegeta: (Lands)

Trunks: I... (descends to base form) I'm sorry. I did my best but...he just toyed with me! And I couldn't do anything. And I the end...I wasn't important enough to kill.

Vegeta: Sucks doesn't it—?! I mean, sucks to be you?! Yeah that was it...

Krillin: Again, guys. C'mon, it's just me. Krillin: everybody's friend

(M/N): Trunks it's ok. (Puts hand on shoulder) You tried your best, even Vegeta's proud.

Vegeta: ?!

(M/N): It doesn't matter if Cell got away or not. You know somebody stronger will take your place right?

Trunks: ...right.

(M/N): Now Vegeta. I want you to hug your son.

Vegeta: What?!

(M/N): Do it for him. Do it for me. (Smiles)

Vegeta: Tch! Fine! (Walks over to Trunks)

Trunks: (Stands up)

Vegeta: ... *sigh* (opens arms out)

Trunks: (smiles and hugs Vegeta)

Vegeta: ?!

(M/N): Aww...!

Android 16: The two birds love eachother.

Trunks: Huh? (Let's go And Turns around)

Vegeta: 'Oh thank God'

Krillin: Sixteen's still alive, but needs some repairs. I'll take him to Bulma's place.

///

There was a beautiful landscape with classical but cheery music playing in the back ground. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming. A person was inside his home enjoying himself in the morning, nothing could go wro-

{BOOM}

Perfect Cell then swipes his hand destroying the house and trees making a flat surface then proceeds to pick up a cube shaped maintain cutting it into tiles and places them in a perfect square.

Perfect Cell: Ah yes, the perfect place for my Cell Ga- (notices green tile) ...Son of an emerald whore-Starting again! (Flies off)

///

Panchy: Oh? Vegeta! It's been so long! How was space?

Vegeta: Hello MILF

(M/N): (snack)

Vegeta: Ow! Hello, Ms. Briefs...

Panchy: Oho! And who is this fine lavender-haired gentleman you brought with you?

Trunks: (laughs nervously)

Krillin: Grandkid from the future. Leave the swinging for the park.

Panchy: Phooey...

Krillin: Now, Where Bulma at? We got an android in desperate need of repair.

Dr. Briefs: Why come to the acorn when you have the mighty oak?! I taught Bulma everything she knows! Except the dangers of miscegation, apparently.

Krillin: Heck, if you're volunteering to help, we won't say no.

Dr. Briefs: Just try to keep the house-guests to a minimum. We just got rid of Yajirobe, and we BARELY have enough food to accommodate anyone-

Ship lands

Master Roshi: WASSUP BITCHES WHERE MY GILF AT?!

Dr. Briefs: ...else.

Inside the house

Dr. Briefs: Alrighty! I'm going to hook your internal OS up to my system. There may be some involuntary oil release, that's natural. Aaand...

Computer: 🎶 "Surfin' Bird" 🎶

Dr. Briefs: Good god! How long has this been running?!

Android 16: How long has what been running?

Dr. Briefs: We're just going to close that for a moment-

Computer: *glitch* KILL SON GOKU! KILL SON GOKU! KILL SON GOKU!

Dr. Briefs: ...Well, bird's the word!

Computer: *glitch* 🎶 "Surfin' Bird" 🎶

Trunks: And then he just flew off. Now we don't know where he is, or what he's planning...

Krillin: Plus side - You're alive

Trunks: Oh yeah, thanks for the constellation!

Krillin: Hey, don't knock it - sometimes you aren't so lucky.

Master Roshi: Yeah

Yamcha: Ya-Huh

Chiaotzu: Yepyepyep!

Trunks: Wait a second - have all five of you died?!

Krillin: Oh-hoh Yeah! Chiaotzu and I twice. First round was just Piccolo's Dad being a dick.

Chiaotzu: Yep, second time I blew myself up trying to kill Vegeta's dumbass friend. Now he's out there making movies or some shit.

Trunks: Oh, wait - How did Yamcha die?

Yamcha: U-Um...

Vegeta: Yeah, Tell is how you died! I'll fact check.

Yamcha: On my feet, like a man.

Vegeta: Well, you're half right.

Master Roshi: If you're done picking on Yamcha,

Vegeta: NEV-

(M/N): Hmm?!

Vegeta: *sigh*

Master Roshi: We've got bigger fish to fry. Cell's our there, and we have no idea what insidious plot he's brewin'...!

///

Perfect Cell: How do all these squares make a circle?! I just... No, no, it's fine, it doesn't bother me...it doesn't bother me...it bothers me. It bothers me a lot, AND THAT ONE'S STILL GREEN!!!

///

Dr. Briefs: Thanks to the schematics Bulma brought me, I should be able to repair you. However, after rooting around I your system for a bit, I've discovered you're missing an extensive portion of data. (Drops schematics) Unfortunately, Gero's server was destroyed with his lab, sooo...

Android 16: That is fine. I am my own android. I will live my life accordingly - faults, and all. (Sits up) What is that thing on your shoulder?

Dr. Briefs: Oh this? This is my pussycat.

Android 16: Can I touch the pussy?

Scratch: (meow of uncertainty)

Dr. Briefs: As long as you don't crush it. (Hands over cat)

Android 16: Hello pussy cat. (Smiles as the cat licks him) It is licking me. Should I...lick the pussy?

///

(M/N): Absolutely not!

Trunks: But M/N, if and when we have to fight Cell again, we're going to need Gohan.

(M/N): But he's just a kid!

Bardock: Hey, But he's training with Y/N. They both are getting stronger than us as we speak.

Gine: He May be our only chance. C'mon, please?

(M/N): *sigh* Ok, fine. But if anything happens to him and you guys could've stopped it. You're going to regret it.

Vegeta: ok...

///

Perfect Cell: Finally! It is complete! Perfectly Square. A fine marble white. A twenty four by twenty...

Perfect Cell: ...Let it go Cell. You have shit to do. (Flies off)

///

Actor 1: Hey man...is that the last Hetap?

Actor 2: Yes, and its alll mine.

{gunshot}

Actor 2: Ah! Aah! Oh God! Oh Jesus, whyyy...?!

"Hetap: C'mon, you've killed for less..."

Bardock/Vegeta: 'That's not untrue..."

Krillin: Hey, So, not that I mind a good ol'  veg sesh, but do we need EVERYONE for this?

Trunks: You guys go ahead and take off, we'll stick around and look for cell.

Bardock: Jeez, are Y/N and his son out of the chamber yet? It feels like it's been days since they were in there.

Gine: I think it's just because you're impatient. Do you need to relax more~?

Bardock: !

Yamcha: Well then, I'm going to hit the gym.

Krillin: I'll join you, we can make a day out of it.

Vegeta: Oh that sounds like fun! Mind if I join, maybe we can see a movie too.

Krillin: Oh yeah! I've always wanted to see-you're being sarcastic aren't you?

Vegeta: Careful, it's learning!

Yamcha: Ya know, if you're going to sulk around, you could at least try not be a total dick about i-OW!!!

(M/N): (grabbing Yamcha's ear) You Guys can go out without insulting Vegeta. (Let's go of Yamcha and slams door)

Bulma: I heard he's here! Where's my Baby?

Panchy: You're holding him darling.

Bulma: No, the big baby!

Panchy: Well Vegeta's over there, across from Trunks.

Bulma: Oh thank God! You ok sweetie? I heard everything that happened. You need a snack? Or a juice box?

Trunks: Mom, I'm eighteen.

Bulma: Oh right...um, stiff drink?

Trunk: Mom, STILL eighteen!

TV: Work your body! Work your body! Make sure you don't hurt nobody!

Oolong: You know there's actual porn on the internet right?

Master Roshi: Oh pig, you've got to appreciate the classics. It separates the perverts from the connoisseurs...

Cell then appeared on the program scaring everyone. He continued to fly through different channels until he reached the news station. He told everyone about how he was going to leave the planet, IF someone could defeat him. He then left and Roshi turned on the porn program. What will happen? Who will win? Find out next time on Fem Goku x Male reader!