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S-P Cell: 'So I'm a hair's breadth from perfection, and then Triclops shows up and decides: "I'm just gonna turn triangles into fuckin' squares!" Then Goki And this other Y/N show up, and they can teleport! Gotta look into THAT later! But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions, is:' WHERE ARE YIU EIGHTEEN?!?!

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Android 17: We got lucky. With all these islands, it'll be tough for him to find us.

Android 16: Technically, its an archipelago. "Noun; A group of islands"

Android 18: Thank you, Sixteen

Android 16: You are welcome

Android 18: Well, we could sneak away if we go underwater...but you have that huge hole in your head that water can easily damage you more.

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S-P Cell: Do you realize what we could be together?! We can be perfect!

Some dude: Dude! I know you're having issues with your girl...but you're making a scene man!

S-P Cell: Excuse me But who are you?

Tom: My name's Tom!

S-P Cell: Ok I am too mad for this shit. Eighteen! Come out right now or I'll begin to blow up each island!

Tom: Woah! Calm down man!

Other Woman: (baby cries) Well now you've done it?

S-P Cell: Ok ma'am, FIRST of all...

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(Y/N): So who's going to train next?

Goki: I know I want to train with~

Bardock: No! I cannot trust you two in there!

Gine: Oh come on Bardock, you know they're married right?

(F/N): She's not a little kid Bardock.

Bardock: Look...uh how Y/N and Gohan train together? You know, some father son bonding?

Gohan: Really?!

Goku; Hmm (puffs up cheeks) fine...Y/N, make sure you train him good ok

(Y/N): I know that's why (picks up Gohan) I'm gonna turn you into super saiyan

Gohan: *gasp* Really?! Thanks dad! (Hugs)

Goki: Aww, you guys look adorable! (Hugs both and gives you a peck)

(Y/N): Hee...ok Gohan, let's train you! (Opens door)

Gohan: Yay! (Walks in Chamber)

(Y/N): See you in a day! (Walks in And closes door)

Goki: ...

Bardock: Kakarott!

Goki: Hm? What?

Bardock: I want you to spar with Raditz. Maybe you can turn him super saiyan out here.

Raditz: Huh? Wow really dad?

Bardock: Yeah, if we want to beat Cell we need more Super Saiyans on our team. (Looks at your father) Speaking Of Which, how are you stronger than a super saiyan even though your in your base form?

(F/N): Well...

(M/N): Here, ill explain it. There was another story about the actual Legendary Super Saiyan. Instead of the golden glow in your aura. It's green. When...Y/N's brother, and we haven't told him about this, battle power was recorded, he had a power level that was a little higher than Y/N's. The King sent him to a remote planet where he can. (Clenches fists) Which I don't understand why. We then told Paragus to follow our son and make sure he stays alive.

(F/N): Our first born son had my side mostly, and Y/N has a little of mine but more of his mother's side.

Goki: Oh...I'm so sorry that your first son got sent somewhere else

Gine: Yeah we feel bad. And we had to send Kakarotta to this planet so she can stay alive.

Raditz: And I didn't try to hurt you sis. I was trying to get you in my team.

Goki: Yeah, I forgive you for that (Hugs Raditz)

Raditz: !...(hugs back)

Gine: Aw...look at them

Bardock: (smiles) Huh? ?!

Gine: (was kissing Bardock) I think...I need you now~

Bardock: ! (turns to Goki and Raditz) Hey guys, me and your mother are...going back to our house ok? Bye (Picks up Gine and flies off)

Goki: Ok?

Raditz: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

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Some lady: My husband and I go to couple's counseling every Tuesday, and it really helped us!

S-P Cell: Yes, and I'm echappy to hear that Sally; But my situation isn't exactly-

Tom: Bro, if you love something, you have got to set it free!

S-P Cell: Okay, that's- that's not-

Richard: You can't be so clingy! It's kinda creepy.

S-P Cell: But it's-

Sally: Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?

S-P Cell: 'And we're done' Eighteen! I'm gonna give you to the count of five! Show yourself now, or I'm wiping out these islands one by one until I find you!

Harry: I don't think that's a good idea!

S-P Cell: You're not part of this conversation anymore Harry!

Harry: I'm pretty sure I am.

S-P Cell: FIVE

Android 18: This is bad. This is really bad!

S-P Cell: FOUR
Android 16: Do not worry, you are to valuable.
S-P Cell: THREE
Android 16: He would not risk destroying you.

S-P Cell: TWO
Android 18: And you're sure about that??

Android 16: Trust me

S-P Cell: (Smirks) ONE. (Fires blast at island destroying it)

Android 18: You we're saying exactly?!

Android 16: (looks at squirrel) This is a fluffy bird

Android 18: Yeah...Guess That was on me

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(Y/N): Alright Gohan, are you ready for some training?

Gohan: Yeah!

(Y/N): You know, it's pretty nice of you to join me Gohan.

Gohan: I didn't have a choice in the beginning, but I do not regret the results!

(Y/N): Ok then, are you ready? It's only this room...and the void

Void...Void...Void...

(Y/N): Huh, ok lets get started on getting you Super Saiyan! Now, it won't be easy, because no one is here to die for you. But I think with some crunches, pull-ups, and plenty of milk...You'll find your way

Gohan: Oh. Well, if you really believe in me-

(Y/N): Also, we're going to fight! A lot!

Gohan: ...I need an adult

(Y/N): I am an Adult. Silly Gohan

Gohan: Yeah...I guess I flew myself into that one

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Cell then continues to blow up islands to find Eighteen only to fail.

Android 18: Well...I'm pretty sure that was the last island...Y'know, besides this one

Android 16: Island...noun...island...noun...

Android 18: We have got to get you fixed up, buddy.

Android 16: Have you tried turning me off, and on again?

S-P Cell: 'That's the last island. Either I've killed her' Well in for a penny (Charges blast)

Android 18: (braces for impact)

S-P Cell: (laughs) Huh?

Vegeta: Oh I see, blowing up islands for a warm-up? I'm more of a planet guy myself.

S-P Cell: Ugh, people all day today. Hello Vegeta.

Vegeta: Hello, ugly.

S-P Cell: Ugh...now we're doing this. Ok (Lands on ground)

Android 18: Wait is that...Vegeta?! Finally! Some assistance!

Android 16: That bird has very sharp hair.

S-P Cell: So, can I help you? 'Cause if you need a broken arm I can help with that.

Vegeta: No, I just heard how ugly you were and I had to see it for myself.

Trunks: Also...I'm here

S-P Cell: And that explains the bravado. You brought Junior!

Vegeta: Nope! He's only here because he's cry if I didn't. Because he's a child. ...Also, you're ugly.

S-P Cell: Riveting. Listen, I'm in the middle of something right now more than whatever you want. So if you just want to turn the other way and fly that way and bring...Goki?

Vegeta: ...

S-P Cell: That'd be greeaaaaat.

Vegeta: (breathes deeply)

S-P Cell: Or...Y/N

Vegeta: (breathes deep angrily) No. (Charges up with insane aura around him)

S-P Cell: Aw, what's wrong, Prince? Did I touch a nerve?

Trunks: You pressed the Goki button. And the Y/N one.

S-P Cell: Excuse me, the wha-?

Vegeta: (shoves fist into his gut)

S-P Cell: (groans in pain)

Vegeta: Ya shouldn't have did that.

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Gohan: AhhhhhhhhHHHHHH!!!! (Hair fades to yellow but then back to black) *pant* *pant*

(Y/N): Good try, Gohan! But you can't just power up and become a Super Saiyan. It comes from pure, raw, emotion. You want to know where I was when I went Super Saiyan.

Gohan: *gasp* Really?!

(Y/N): *nods* I was on Namek, thinking I'd end the evil, horrible, sadistic peace of... Well you get what I'm saying right?

Gohan: *nods* Uh huh.

(Y/N): I thought I ended her life, but when my mother came for me, Freeza came as well. She...killed my mom. And that's where I snapped. All I could feel was anger and sadness.

Gohan: woah...

(Y/N): I just clenched my fists (clenches fists) ...grit my teeth (grits teeth) AND I LET IT ALL OUT!!!! (Goes Super Saiyan)

Gohan: WOAH!!! I'm not sure I can do that.

(Y/N): And that's why I would advise you to keep training. You'll never know when the time's right. It just happens. (Goes back unto base form.

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S-P Cell: S-Stop, fisting me!

Vegeta: Ok (takes fist out)

S-P Cell: GAH!!! Not all at once! (Steps back and breathes) Just...can I...have a minute?

Vegeta: Sure you can.

S-P Cell: Well, thank you. That's apprecia-

Vegeta then punched Cell in the air, starting the battle. Vegeta was dominating Cell, humiliating him. Throughout the whole fight.

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Raditz: So who Do you think is going to mess up first?

Goki: Raditz!

Piccolo: I would say Krillin.

Tien: Vegeta.

Bulma: Both.

Piccolo: Woah!

Tien: Damn.

Bulma: What? I've been in this longer than you guys have.

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S-P Cell: Guh! I wanna be perfect! I wanna! I wanna! (Gets kicked into the ground) I wanna-hah-hah-haaa...

Vegeta: Excellent, I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.

S-P: If only...if only you were here a minute later...I would've had Eighteen...then NOBODY could've stopped me!

Vegeta: Oh really?

Trunks: ...Nooo...

S-P Cell: Vegeta...I would've destroyed you without a thought.

Trunks: ...Noooo!

Vegeta: ...Go On...

Trunks: NOOOOOOOO-

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A/N: ALRIGHT!!!! That wraps it up for this part.

C is for what?