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Tien: Hopefully not too long. What happened?

Piccolo: Cell is out there killing people every city he goes and we need to stop him!

Tien: What? You didn't stop him?

Piccolo: No he got away

Krillin: Yeah he used the Solar flare and we lost him. And now we don't know where he is but what he's doing

Piccolo: So I'm off to go find the androids, so they don't get absorbed by Cell

Master Roshi: No! Bardock said If we go to the Androids, Cell will just sense our energy and find us and the androids easier.

Piccolo: Well this is taking too long and Cell is probably already there with the androids

Android 17: Geez, you guys are sure loud

Everyone: The androids?!

Android 18: We had literally no where else to go. And when we saw this house we were like, "let's go rob this place. It probably has one old man with a place like this." And it looks like he was right.

Master Roshi: Hey! I may be old, but that doesn't mean I'm weak!

Android 16: That is an Old bird

Piccolo: Well now what? The androids are here and Cell is probably on his way. Quick follow me! (Flies off to a deserted island)

Android 17: It doesn't look like we have a choice but to follow him. Let's go! (Follows Piccolo along with 16 and 18)

Piccolo: (Lands) Ok just stay here until someone comes up with a plan

Android 17: Well you better head back before Cell comes

George Takei: 'Oh my~'

???: I already came

George Takei: 'Oh my~!'

Piccolo: Cell?!

Cell: Hello my brother...and my beeautiful sister (makes slurp sounds)

Android 18: Oh fuck no!

Cell: And...who are you?

Android 16: I am designated as Android 16

Cell: Anywho...Thanks Piccolo, without your power level I would've searched for my siblings for a long long time. But you led me right to them. And now, we have so much catching up to do~... HAH!!! (Charges up with golden aura surrounding him)

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Tien: Guys...is that who I think it is?

Krillin: Yeah, no yeah! Yeah!

Master Roshi: Damn it! And we still don't have that detonator

Krillin: Yeah no! Yeah! Yeah, no!

Tien: We're out of time! We need to do something NOW!

Krillin: Yeah!

Turtle: How 'bout one of you go fly faster than the speed of sound to go meet Bulma half-way

Krillin: Turtle...you old and wise Turtle that lives with Roshi

Turtle: Mhm...

Master Roshi: So who's going-

Krillin: DIBS! (Flies off) Woohoo!

Master Roshi: Well...guess this is all we can do until Goku and Vegeta get ba-

Tien: ENOUGH! I am not a spectator! I am a warrior! (Flies off to Cell)

Master Roshi: I can never read that guy

Yamcha: Hey master Roshi! You're out of toilet paper! (Toilet starts clogging and overflowing) oh no!

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Kami: 'Alright...he's grown just a bit stronger since last time...No big deal. We've got this'

Nail: 'He is going to kill us! He's going to kill Piccolo, and by extension us...!'

Kami: 'I'm trying to boost his morale you idiot!'

Cell: Is it hard to bear, Piccolo? My overwhelming power? It's weight. It's...girth~?

Piccolo: How...How many people?!

Cell: ...enough.

Android 17: Look, I don't know what you're on about this whole family nonsense, but if you're here to absorb us, it ain't gonna happen. GUAH!?!?

Cell tries to stab seventeen with his tail only to have seventeen to dodge it but then gets slammed by Cell

Android 17: Come again?

Cell: If you insist! (Creepy laughter...but then gets kicked by Piccolo) HA-HWUUAHHH-!!!

Android 17: Thanks, But we're no match for him if he's this fast. Where do we go from here?

Cell: Inside me~

Android 17: Stop it!

Piccolo: Well you're right about one thing...he's stronger than the both of us

Cell: No need for flattery Piccolo. You're already inside of me.

Piccolo: STOP IT!!!

Android 17: Ok...we're in trouble

Android 18: Please tell me you're kidding

Piccolo: He's not...

Android 18: Oh no...

Android 17: Well...might as well try (Lunges for Cell only to be elbowed in the back by Cell) GAAAGH!!

Piccolo: Hraah! (Kicks Cell only for cell to block his kick) GUAGH! AGAHBLAGHABLALABALGA

Android 16: You should leave eighteen

Android 18: What? Why?

Android 16: Because, if they can't beat cell, you'll be in danger

Android 18: I can't just run away. I'm way too curious to see how things play out

Android 16; I believe that is a poor decision

Android 16: Yeah, but it's mine to make

Piccolo: GKTAAAKAAGKT-AAAAGH-!!

Kami: 'I believe this is what the young people call. "Getting rekt".'

Nail: 'Yeah man. If you have any techniques left up your sleeve, now's the time!'

Piccolo: 'Yeah, I think I have one.'

Nail: 'Really? Since when?'

Piccolo: 'About now-ish' (yells as he's charging up a blast)

Android 17: Nope (flies away)

Piccolo: Light Grenade! (Fires blast at Cell which causes a giant explosion) *huff*

Android 16: He never stood a chance

Android 18: You see? And you were so scared of the big bad bug

Android 16: That's not who I was referring to

Cell: (evil chuckling)

Piccolo: 'OH'

Android 17: 'SHHHIT...'

Cell: (starts walking towards cell)

Nail: 'OOOKAY, last ditch effort didn't work...Any last, LAST ditch efforts?!'

Piccolo: Just one...NAIL GU-UGH!!!

Cell: (picks up Piccolo by the neck) Any last words, my big, green friend?

Piccolo: *gargle*

Cell: Well said. Good game (blasts Piccolo)

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Goki: Woah, that ain't good

Bardock: What happened?

(Y/N): Piccolo's gone

Gine: What?! He was such a good guy

(F/N): He fought well

(M/N): Damn it

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Cell: Ah, Piccolo. He died as he lived

Android 18: Drowning?

Cell: Alone

Android 16: That is sad

Cell: Yes. Such isolation. I know his pain.

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