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(Y/N): Alright Gohan, I hope you got plenty of sleep, 'cause today, we're gonna do some special training!

Gohan: O-Ok! Whatever it is, I'll do it!

(Y/N): We're just goofing to focus on a little bit of basic combat training that Piccolo and your mother told me you've been struggling with.

Gohan: No, you aren't...!

(Y/N): I'm gonna teach you...HOW TO DODGE!

Gohan: I really don't think you-

(Y/N): YAAAAAAAAAHH!! (Turns Super Saiyan)

Gohan: (falls back) HUEH!

(Y/N): NOW, this is going to be a Super Saiyan blast! As a non-Super Saiyan, you have no option but TO DODGE IT!

Gohan: (Stands up) Dad, you really need to listen-!

(Y/N): Because if you don't dodge this, you'll almost certainly, probably, definitely die!

Gohan [terrified]: DAD, I'M SERIOUS!!

(Y/N): Ready? Aaaaaaaand...!

Gohan: 'Oh crapbaskets!'

(Y/N): DODGE!!! (Fires "Super Saiyan blast")

As the blast flies towards Gohan, Gohan our his hands up to push back the blast at you.

Gohan: ...Hugh...! 'Mr. Piccolo! Mom! Anyone?! No...nobody is here to save me...I can't run from this...I can't dodge this...but if I can't dodge...' (Golden aura starts surrounding him) '...IF I CAN'T DODGE...THEN...!' UUUUGGHAAAAAAAAAAHH!! (Pushes back blast fully)

(Y/N): ! (Actually dodges) Woah!

{BOOM}

(Y/N): (turns to Gohan with a smile) EEEEEEE!! (Descends to base form and lands on ground) Well, look at you! And for a moment there I thought you were going to dodge. Good thing that was a third of my strength, or...

Gohan: (continues to grunt in exertion)

(Y/N): Yeah, the first time is pretty intense...

Gohan: GRRRGH!!!

(Y/N): ...So who wants a haircut?

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Everyone, but Vegeta, was staring at awe from Cell's true form. Cell was just punching the air testing his new body.

Trunks: Uh...

Vegeta: (grunt of approval)

Krillin: (holding back tears and urine angrily)

Perfect Cell: So, who's first?

Krillin: GIVE HER BACK! (Throws Kienzan)

Cell just stands there taking the hit as it did nothing for Krillin.

Perfect Cell: Ah... (Turns around) a volunteer. (Kicks Krillin into the side of a mountain)

Krillin: UGHH! (Crashes through wall and slides on ground)

Trunks: Krillin! Are you ok?!

Krillin: (High pitch wheezing)

Trunks: Do you need a Senzu bean?!

Krillin: (still wheezing)

Trunks: You're right; that is a stupid question. (Flies over to Krillin)

Perfect Cell: (continues to punch the air) Hey!

Android 16: Hello

Perfect Cell: So, are we cool?

Android 16: You are my family!

Perfect Cell; Hey, don't lose your head! They were my family too.

Vegeta: (Lands on ground) So ya broke the bald one's neck. BRAA-VO! I hope you're not too proud of yourself.

Perfect Cell: Oh, Prince. I am proud. Not of that, no...but of you. It takes a big man - not necessarily a tall one - to do what you did. Sticking to your guns and just throwing away everyone's lives away! And for that, I tip my...Huh...what is that on my head? Would you call it a crown? Sixteen, would you call this a crown?

Android 16: I hate you

Perfect Cell: We'll call it a crown.

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Krillin: (gasping for breath)

Trunks: Oh good, the Senzu worked. You know it's too bad you don't have Saiyan biology; at this point you'd be unstoppable.

Krillin: I know, right?! Also, Vegeta's gonna die.

Trunks: What? How do you-

Krillin: Trunks, Do you have any idea how many times I've been hit by someone stronger than me since I became an adult?

Trunks: How would I know that?

Krillin: Every time! Barring your mother and Chi-Chi, literally. Every. Time!

Trunks: And?

Krillin: And I know when someone's holding back... (looks at Trunks with a glare) Trunks.

Trunks: *sigh* I can explain.

Krillin: I don't think you can.

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Vegeta: Alright, "Perfect" Cell...

Perfect Cell: Mmh, love the ring to that...

Vegeta: I'm going to enjoy wearing down the knuckles on these gloves.

Perfect Cell: OK, I know that wasn't supposed to sound sexual, but-

Vegeta: Now if you don't mind, it's time to turn your coming out party to a funeral.

Perfect Cell: Aaand time's up.

Vegeta: Uh...?

Perfect Cell: Prince, while there's absolutely nothing I'd rather do than stand here and listen to you bluster at me 'til the heat death of the universe...

Vegeta: (annoyed) hmmmmmm...!

Perfect Cell: I literally have a million things to do. So here's the deal: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Vegeta: Oh, is that righ-

Perfect Cell: Now hold on, you might have misheard me.

Vegeta: Hmph.

Perfect Cell: Not "half as hard", not the same arbitrary percentage... I want you. To hit me. As hard. As. You. Can!

Vegeta: And If I don't play along?

Perfect Cell: Then I guess your father was right about you-

Vegeta: RAAAAAARGH! (Kicks) Ugh?! Uhh?!

Perfect Cell: Ooooo, consider that nerve touched!

Vegeta: (backflips for distance) Wha—?! Ugh? How?!

Perfect Cell: Because, Prince... like a soon-to-be-broken man once said:
Vegeta: Haaahhaahh...!
Perfect Cell: "You're either perfect, or you're not me."

Vegeta: Ugh!

Perfect Cell then kicks Vegeta making him crash into a mountain. Sorry, a few mountains. Vegeta then passes out and lands in the water. While that was happening, trunks and Krillin were still arguing why Trunks was holding back. Trunks then explains how he found a form that surpasses Vegeta. And if he released it in front of him, he'd probably be mad. Krillin just explains to Trunks that he's always angry. The conversation ended when Trunks raised his voice and asked why does it matter Eighteen died.

Vegeta: *gasp*, Haaaah, haah... *pant*

Perfect Cell: See Prince, that's what you get for not listening. But, since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?

Vegeta: Crystal.

Vegeta then Charges up a yellow attack while a piano plays. Trunks and Krillin feared that he was going to blow up the planet. Cell just stands there with a serious face not being faxed at all. Vegeta then out his hands together with lightning started forming around everyone. Cell then began to be amused at Vegeta's actions and tainted him. Vegeta just gets angrier while he's charging his attack. Trunks then told Vegeta to stop, while Krillin said there's no point. And then Vegeta says:

Vegeta: FINAALL FLAAAASH!!! (Fires blast at Perfect Cell)

Perfect Cell: Aw, how cute, he named it—OH SHIT!!!

The blast then hits Cell. The blast kept going as it grew larger in the process 'til you can see it from space as it's still shooting. As he stopped firing, everything then cleared up from the bright light.

Krillin: Ah, cool. He missed the planet.

Trunks: Thank God, he's not completely insane. "Completely" being the operative word.

Vegeta: *huff* *huff* ...hard enough for you?

Perfect Cell: (gasping and groaning)

Cell's right arm was completely blown off by the attack. Vegeta was just laughing at the site of Cell being frustrated. But then Cell was the one to laugh when he regenerated his arm back. Vegeta then stopped laughing and looked shocked.

Perfect Cell: You know, it might sound weird, but I kinda liked the old arm better. Oh well. I'll just have to brrreak it in!

Vegeta grew angrier and started shooting a volley of blasts at Cell. After a few second Cell walked through to punch Vegeta leaving him to roll on the ground.

Krillin: Ok Trunks, you're out of excuses now. He's going to kill your Dad.

Trunks: Y-you don't know that... he could just knock him unconscious, and then I'll-

Krillin: WE DON'T JHAVE DRAGON BALLS, TRUNKS!

Vegeta: (grunts and wipes blood off of face)

Perfect Cell: Some advice, Prince... for the future: Next time, why don't you remember your place like the rest of them... And wait for Goki?

Cell then kicks Vegeta into the air then vanishing above Vegeta and spiking him to the ground.

Perfect Cell: K.O.! I win~ (reaches hand out) Perfect. Hm?

Trunks: Aaaaaaaaaaaaah...!

Perfect Cell: Oh. Here comes a new challenger...

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(Y/N): 🎶 I like food 'cause it is yummy. 🎶 (Opens fridge and grabs food) 🎶I will put this in my tummy...🎶 (Closes fridge)

Gohan was training and maintaining his Super Saiyan form better with a new haircut.

(Y/N): Gohan!

Gohan: Huh?

(Y/N): Food's Ready! Now I mighta gotten a little ahead and finished. But, I made sure I saved you this. So cook'er up, son! (Throws pork)

Gohan: Hii-yah! (Fires blast at pork)

(Y/N): (catches) Mmm, Yeah! Charred meat with no seasoning. (Fire Then blasts and the food disintegrates) Gohan, What did I tell you about controlling your power level?

Gohan: (looks down) Well I'm sorry dad, I'm just not used to my new strength yet.

(Y/N): It's ok Gohan. But I actually made you meal inside. You have to eat to keep your strength up. (Fire in hair grows)

Gohan: (looks up at you) Uh, Dad? I think your hair is on fir-

(Y/N): Don't change the subject, Gohan.

Gohan: ...

The fire covers your head entirely,

(Y/N): Oh...crapbaskets...

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