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Gine: Bardock, how long do you think that distraction is going to last?

Bardock: As long as he figures out there's no tree

(Y/N): And you just decided that we tell him that?

Bardock: Hey! That was just for distraction! But there is a fruit basket there that I left. But as soon as he eats those, he's just gonna go look for the Androids

(Y/N): But are you sure about this? What if he just senses our energy and we're close to the androids?

Bardock: Who's going to be with the androids?

(Y/N): They're at Bulma's place, and no Vegeta isn't there, he's...well I was going to say training with his son from the future, but he's just ignoring him

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Trunks: Notice me!

Vegeta: Nooo!

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(Y/N): So they're getting no where

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Android 18: So let me get things straight, you're going to build a remote that could detonate us at anytime?

Bulma: Yes, But it's going to take at least 22 hours, so I've got to get started right away if you don't mind (unrolls blueprints)

Android 17: Sounds like a good plan so we'll get going

Krillin: Where are you going?

Android 17: We're gonna live life as long as we can. So you guys can work on this, so I'm gonna get a car (Walks out)

Android 18: C'mon 16, why the hell do we need a car for 17? (Follows with 16)

Android 17: Because I want one

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Mr. Popo: The Hyperbolic Time Chamber

(Y/N): The hell is that?

Goki: I thought it was called "The Room Of Spirit and Time"

Mr. Popo: I said that because you kept mispronouncing it

Goki: I can do it. Hypebola Mine Chamber!

Mr. Popo: No

Goki: Hyperglycemic Crime Chamber!

Mr. Popo: You get one more

Goki: ...Hypebonics Rhyme Chamber

Mr. Popo: Hmm (Opens door) Inside, time moves at 365.24 times that of this dimension. Which means one day out here, is a year in there. Only two people can use it at a time

Piccolo: Wait! How long have you known about this Goki?

Goki: Since I was a kid

Piccolo: And you never told us about it because...

Goki: You never asked

Piccolo: ... *sigh* you're right

Vegeta: To save you guys some time, me and the boy will go in first to save you guys some time. MOVE IT BOY! (Walks in Chamber)

Trunks: (whispers) Help me!

(Y/N): You got this!

Mr. Popo: (Closes door)

Goki: And now we Wait until they get out

Piccolo: So you see the situation?

Kami: Fine, I'm sure you're familiar with the technique

Piccolo: Yeah (places hand on his chest)

Kami: Ok, now...lower

Piccolo: Nice try

Kami: Hm...Hah!!! (Fuses)

Piccolo: 'Now to find that Cell guy right guys? ...guys? Oh my god...are they finally?'

Nail: '(chuckles)'

Piccolo: 'oh...'

Nail: 'Aren't you going to chant now?'

Kami: 'Let's Do it'

Nail/Kami: 'You can win! You feel great! You. Can. Do. This!'

Piccolo: 'Whatever' (flies off into city) Now where can he be?

Cell: *whistles all star*

Piccolo: (looks everywhere)

Cell: *walks over to Piccolo and stops whistling* ...

Piccolo: ...So-

Cell: Some-!

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(Y/N): Huh, Cell sure does have everyone's Cells

Goki: Yeah, it's weird because I sense two of everyone and its confusing.

Bardock: Is there any food? I am starving

Goki: You see-

Mr. Popo: You can't eat any of my shit bitch

Bardock: ! (Stands up and walks over to Popo) Come again...

Goki: Dad! No!

Mr. Popo: I said what I said

Bardock: That's the thing...you said it. Without hesitation

(Y/N): What's the problem Goki?

Goki: Mr. Popo's is not that guy you want to mess with

(Y/N): Why?

Bardock: I'll give you two choices...get me some food...or shit in your mouth...

Mr. Popo: ... (cracks a smile) I like you, I'll get you some food (walks away)

Bardock: Hmph. (Sits down)

Goki: Uh! Uh..!

(Y/N): Huh, I don't know what you're talking about. He seems like a nice guy

Gohan: Yeah Mom

Goki: You...you have no goddamn idea

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Cell: Only shooting stars, break the mold...Hello, I'm Cell

Piccolo: And you're disgusting to look at. Let's just get down to business

Cell: Wohohoah! So we're just going right to it? I like the sound of that

Piccolo: Right! (Kicks Cell)

Cell: Ow! 'So he fused with Kami? Well that's a thing' Ok I did not expect tha-shit! (Gets launched)

Nail: 'Did you just Spin kick him?'

Piccolo: 'Yeah, I've always wanted to do that'

Kami: 'Please don't do that again...'

Piccolo: 'My body! My rules!' (Tries it but fails) Damn it!

Cell: (does full nelson)

Piccolo: ?!

Cell: Now...time to drain you (sticks tail in arm) Oh...God! This must be your first time because you are tight! (Starts sucking)

Piccolo: GAAAAHHHHH!!!! (Flips over and kicks him away)

Cell: Gah! Oh god! You're even starting to look like Kami!

Kami: 'Dick'

Cell: Are you sure you don't want me to do the other arm? You know, to even you out because that just looks wrong.

Piccolo: Well since I have no chance of winning. You want to tell me where you came from?

Nail: 'Wait, can't you just-'

Kami: 'Shut up Nail, he's going to do a thing'

Cell: Wow...uh

Piccolo: Unless you don't have anything to say or anything

Cell: No no...it's just nobody has ever asked me that...just...why...it all started-

Nope...not telling the story again because you've already watched abridged or the original show.

Cell: -And that's how I'm here now. So let's get on to kill you

Piccolo: Wait, before you do that. Do you want to see something cool?

Cell: I know you're playing me, but go ahead

Piccolo: Hah! (Rips arm off)

Cell: What the?!

Piccolo: grrraagh! (Regrows arm)

Cell: Oh that is hardcore! And that's not good for me!

Krillin And Trunks show up

Cell: And that's also not good for me!

Trunks: Cell, why the hell were you sucking people? We gave you fruit

Cell: Yes but I'm still hungry. Solar Flare! (Flies off leaving them blind) Now...to find my siblings

Piccolo: Damn it!

Trunks: Damn it indeed...

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Bardock: Thanks, Mr. Popo

Mr. Popo: You are welcome Bardock

Goku: Wow

(Y/N): What now?

Goki: He never calls anyone by their name

Gohan: Huh

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Android 18: I can't believe you broke the car

Android 17: Excuse me? You were the one who wanted to destroy the forest

Android 18: Tch! Whatever, sixteen is the car fixed yet?

Android 16: Yes it is

Android 17: Sweet! (Gets in car) Get in!

Android 18: *sigh* whatever (gets in car)

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TV: And as he goes around, he kills another city!

Piccolo: I know! I'm starting to stop it!

Kami: 'I think you should get some sleep like the others'

Piccolo: 'You know I don't sleep'

Nail: 'Uh, Yeah you do. You sleep instead of meditating'

Piccolo: 'Whatever.' Krillin!

Krillin: WAH! What?!

Piccolo: Tell everyone else to wake up. I'm going to find the Androids before Cell does (Flies off)

Krillin: Wake me up like this why don't ya? How long did we even sleep?

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A/N: ALRIGHT!!! Another one bites the dust!

R is for what?