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Alright, time for one of the most legendary moments in Dragon Ball, but maybe one for you. Right now on earth, Krillin was in the hospital getting patched up. Like the original story, Krillin was getting ready to head to Namek to find the dragon balls and wish back their friends. But to save time, I'm sorry but, I'm going to skip the fake Namek part ok?

Bulma: Where's Krillin? He's supposed to be here by now!

Krillin[distant]: Sorry! I'm here now! (Lands) so lets go to Namek and get the Dragon Balls!

Bulma: We're going to wait for one more person

Krillin: Huh? Who else can be going with us?

(F/N): *Pop* Sorry! Looks like Raditz didn't wake up hehehe! (Scratches back of head)

Raditz: Hmph! I was not sleeping! I was...uh...

(Y/N): *Pop* Hey guys!

Raditz: 'Saved by the soon-to-be-brother-in law' Hey

Bulma: Finally! We've got everyone we need

(Y/N): Bulma, I have a quick question and it's from Goki back home

Bulma: Sure, anything for my best friend

(Y/N): She was wondering if your dad can build a ship that we can train in!

Bulma: No problem! But why can't she come with us?

(Y/N): I don't know myself, but she only wants me and her.

Bulma: 'I see your game Goki~. Trying to get alone with him' Yeah, it'll be done in three days.

(Y/N): Awesome, She's going to be excited that we get to train together alone!

In everyone's mind: 'You're a confused man
Y/N'

(Y/N): Alright guys! I'll see you then

(F/N): Oh! I forgot to bring back everyone else!

(Y/N): Don't worry. I'll get the-

Goki: *pop* Mr. F/N, I told you you were forgetting someone!

(F/N): Hehe! (Scratches back of head)

(M/N): You idiot (kisses cheek) Shall we get going then?

Bardock: Finally! I'm going to beat Frieza once and for all!

Gine: I'm actually excited for this!

Bardock: That's the spirit!

Gine: *blushes* Thanks Bardock

Bulma: Awesome! Ok Y/N and Goki, you can go ahead and wait with Roshi

Goki: *shivers*

(Y/N): Goki? Are you ok?

Bulma: 'Oh, right' Actually on second thought. You can wait at my house, don't worry about eating too much. We've got plenty of food for you two!

Goki: Thanks Bulma! (Hugs Bulma)

(Y/N): (smiles) 'She seems to care for them. I will protect her and her friends no matter what'

(F/N): (places hand on your shoulder) 'That's right, fight for the ones you care about, or others you know care about. Because one day, you'll all be family'

(Y/N): 'Thanks Dad' (smiles)

Goki: Ok Y/N! Let's go!

(Y/N): (nods and flies off with her)

Krillin: So...do you guys think that they'll make love on that ship?

Everyone: Yep

(M/N): Honestly, I've accidentally walked in on them twice.

Gine/Bardock: WHAT?!?!

Bulma: Ok everyone! In the ship, then to Namek

And so Bulma and the other's got in the ship. There were seats for everyone which they all sat down. Krillin was still standing up greeting everyone except Bardock who just ignored him. Everyone was ready except for Krillin because-

Bulma: Popo

*Ship Launches*

Krillin: WAAAAAAAAA-

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Vegeta: (opens eyes) 'Huh, I'm in a healing pod. I have to get out of here...gotta get...to Namek! Gotta get...the dragon balls! God damn it Nappa!'

Ghost Nappa: You were saiyan...saiyan...saiyan...!

The machine started beeping and the doctors looked over at Vegeta:

Vegeta: MMMMMM!!!

Frieza Doctor: Get him out, get him out!

And so Vegeta has gotten out of the healing pod and put on his clothes.

Frieza doctor: Oh, by the way. We couldn't get your tail back.

Vegeta: What? How? (Remembers) *shivers* Oh...

Earlier

(Y/N): (was slamming Vegeta) Hah! Hah!! HAH!!! (Notices tail)

Vegeta[very hurt]: p-please...Don't...

(Y/N): (grabs tail and swings him around until his tail came off)

Vegeta: AHHH!!!

Back to the present

Vegeta: (clenches fists) 'He's going to pay for that!!!' Ok, that's fine (walks out) 'I've got to get to Namek. It's the only other place that has these Dragon Balls'

Cui: Where are you headed Vegeta?

Vegeta: None of your business

Cui: Going to Namek?

Vegeta: ...Come again?

Cui: We heard about the Dragon Balls. We know the Namekians made them, and Freeza is way ahead of you.

Vegeta: But How?

Cui: The Scouter was on the entire time

Vegeta: But I didn't even have mi-

Realization Hits Vegeta

Vegeta: GOD DAMN IT, NAPPAAAAAA!!!

And then he was off to Namek to find the dragon balls

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(Y/N): ...

Goki: ...

Clock ticking

(Y/N): 'Oh god! This is boring'

Goki: 'This is getting awkward.'

Dr. Briefs: (opens door) Just wanted to tell you that the ship is done and ready to go!

Goki: Thanks Dr. Briefs! Y/N, let's go and train on the way to Namek!

(Y/N): Yeah!

And the two warriors went in the ship to find the essentials they needed. Gravity Chamber, Senzu beans-

(Y/N): What are those?

Goki: These are senzu beans, the heal you up and restore your energy!

(Y/N): Cool

Anyway, one bed, bathroom, things to fix supplies, and more importantly, FOOD AND DRINKS. And then you were off to Namek.

Goki: It's gonna take us a long time to get to Namek

(Y/N): Yeah, when I was tracking the energy of my dad when they launched, they got really far really fast

Goki: Yeah And we're going to be alone with no one else~. Just you, and me~.

(Y/N): Yeah! And we're going to train a lot to get stronger!

Goki: *sigh* 'He doesn't get it? I wanted this ship so we can finally have no distractions.' (Smirks) 'Oh the poor fool, he won't know what's coming~' *winks at you*

(Y/N): Hm?

Goki: Oh nothing, let's get started! 'Later~' *gets in stance*

(Y/N): Yeah! Let's see how far 10x gravity feels like (turns gravity up) Huh, this feels like King Kai's

Goki: Then let's turn it up!

And so, the two began training. Let's see how the others are doing.

Gine: And that's why I trust Y/N with our daughter. Why are you saying no now? You have him a thumbs-up!

Bardock: Look I didn't know why I did that. I make decisions I don't know ok!

Gine: So are you saying that we were a decision you didn't know?

Bardock: Here we go again!

Gine: *sob* So you didn't know that-mph?!

Bardock: (kisses her to silence her) Hey, don't cry please. We were not a mistake Gine, I love you

Everyone else: Awww!

Bardock: *blushes* grr...(head gets pulled) ?

Gine: (places Bardock's head on her chest and hugs) You softy (nuzzles head on Bardock's head)

Bardock: *sigh* (hugs back)

Bulma: We're here!

Bardock[muffled]: rrrrrgh!

Gine: It's ok, when we get back home I'll do more than this~

Bardock's mind:

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(F/N): Ok, let's go find the dragon balls to make our wishes.

(M/N): Remember we were here for that Gine?

Gine: *blushes* Right! (Let's go of Bardock)

Bardock: It's finally time, to defeat Frieza! And with the help of you F/N, I can actually beat him! (Smirks)

???: No way...it really is F/N...and M/N...

(F/N): Hm? (Turns around)

(M/N): It's...the prince

Bardock: Huh? What about him-ow

Gine: Sh...I've heard about their relationship with the King

Vegeta: Y-You...really are...(runs up to both of them and hugs them)

(F/N): Hey it's ok (Hugs back) I'm sorry that it had to happen

(M/N): It's ok, it wasn't your fault (hugs back)

Bulma: We should give them privacy

Krillin/Bardock/Gine: (nod and walk away)

Vegeta: I *sniff* couldn't...do anything *cries more*

The two parents looked at him with worry. The prince was suffering too much. Cui landed but the parents just blasted him to oblivion and focused on comforting the prince.

Bardock: What...was that?

Gine: I'm not even sure, but she told me that they had a lot of power but we're too afraid to show it because it might-

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(Y/N): Alert anybody else that has scouters and shoot us down.

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Gine: And even if they kill all the soldiers-

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(Y/N): Our power will just go wild. And for now we're just-

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Gine: Trying to control their anger when it comes to situations like-

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(Y/N): That flame-hair-widows peak saiyan trying to steal you

Goki: Well, it's good that you open up to me. That's key too a good relationship

(Y/N): Right! Now let's keep training

Goki: (stomach growls) *blushes*

(Y/N): ...Or take a break and get back to it!

Goki: Yay!

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A/N:YOSHA!!! We're almost there! And I think you already know what's coming too.

See you in part 2!