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Alright, recap from the last one. You just had a day that you will remember for the rest of your life. You and Bardock's daughter Goki, have developed a new relationship of being a couple. But now it was time to get serious. You were going to take Goki and Raditz to King Kai's world for them to train for the arrival of the other two Saiyans. Right now on earth, the other Z fighters were on their way to Kami's lookout.

(Y/N): Alright guys it's time to go!

Raditz: Alright! Let's train to get stronger than Vegeta!

Goki: Yeah! Let's go save the earth before it's too late!

All three of you: Yeah!

You three said goodbye to your parents and they wished you good luck. Bardock came up to you and put his hand on your shoulder.

Bardock: Make sure she doesn't die, either of the two

(Y/N): *nods* You can count on me

Bardock the smiles and gives you a thumbs up for approval. Approval? You decided to ignore and instant transmissioned to King Kai's planet.

(Y/N): We're here!

Raditz: Ugh! It's, hard to move!

Goki: Yeah, I feel very heavy

King Kai: Don't worry, you'll get used to it

(Y/N): Yeah guys, you'll get used to it in a couple of minutes.

10 minutes later

Goki: Hey, I can move!

Raditz: Awesome!

King Kai: Ok now that you're used to the gravity let's see if you can pass two tests

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Kami: Mr. Popo, there's gonna be a couple of people coming to the look out to train. Take good care of them.

Mr. Popo: Ha Ha..Ha Ha Ha...hahahahahahahahaha!!!

Make a man out of you

Piccolo: Let's get down to business, to control the world. I'm not sure I'm ready, to defeat, Saiyans. They're gonna be tough foes, on a huge level, of pooower coursing through. Mr I'll make a man out of me

King Kai: Raise your hands to the sky

(Y/N): To colleeect, the ki

Goki/Raditz: Hey I think we got it. Ooh look a, monkey

Mr. Popo: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot. And you haaaven't got a clue. Some how I'll make a man, OUT OF YOUUUU!!!

Tien: Oh my god this is worse than death!

Yamcha: Hope Toriyama doesn't screw me!

Chiaotzu: Man I really Hope Tien will be ok

Yamcha: Gay!

Chiaotzu: Hey!

Mr. Popo: What's wrong maggots? Out of breath?

Krillin: I don't want to die a virgin!

Mr. Popo: Boy, you really need to watch what you just say!

Be a man

Piccolo: I must be swift as a coursing River! With all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of, THE MOOOON!!!

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Nappa: Time is racing forward, until we arrive!

Vegeta: Shut the hell up Nappa! And you might survive!

Nappa: Vegeta are we there yet?

Vegeta: No Nappa no we're not.

Nappa: How 'bout now?

Vegeta: No goddamn, IT NAPPAAA!!!

Be a man

Mr. Popo: You must be swift as a coursing River! With all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of, THE MOOOON!!!

Be a man (instruments stop playing)

Goki/Raditz: I must be swift as a coursing River! With all the force of a great typhoon! With all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of, THE MOOOON!!! (Throw the spirit bomb at brick)

Music stops and rocks fall

Raditz: Hey, we did it!

Goki: Yeah!

King Kai/(Y/N): Awesome

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Vegeta: Can you just shut the hell up Nappa?!

Nappa: Ok

Vegeta: Really?

Nappa: Yeah

Vegeta: Finally, peace and quiet

1 minute later

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(calm): No

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(sort of annoyed): No

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(annoyed): No

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(pissed): No!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(mad): NO!

Nappa: Are we there yet?

Vegeta(angry): GODDAMNIT NAPPA!!!

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(Y/N): And now it's time for the Kaioken! (Red aura surrounds you)

Raditz: Kaio-What?

(Y/N): The kaioken is a technique that can multiply your senses and everything else to fight

Goki: Woah!

(Y/N): But if you go too far, your stamina will be diminished

Raditz: Then it's best to use it for a last resort, right?

(Y/N): Mhm! (Powers out of Kaioken) It's always best to use it like that!

Goki: Hmm, ok then, let's learn it Raditz!

Raditz: Yeah!

And so, the two siblings were learning the Kaioken, and recently learned the spirit bomb! King Kai has not had this much fun teaching since you first came here. And on earth, the Z fighters were in intense training for the threat that was about to come.

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A/N: YOSHA!!! This is shorter than my other chapters that I've done, but the next two chapters will be filled with action! Signing of for now

And see you in Chapter 5: The Saiyans arrive!