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It was a beautiful day outside like any other. Birds were singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, there was a farm not too far from where I'm describing. Wait what is tha-

*Explosion*

Farmer: Nothin' like a beautiful day on my-MY MARIJUANA PATCH!!!

...

Farmer: I mean my carrot patch, yeah...

Raditz POV

Raditz: Finally, Earth, the dead planet-

Peaceful Earth

Raditz: What?! Did my sister fail her mission on destroying this planet?!

Farmer: Oh god...it's Sonic the hedgehog! Wait no, it's an alien!

Good effort farmer

Farmer: 'Better say something cool to scare him'

Raditz: Hmm...I wonder how she looks like after all these years. The only time I've seen her was when-

Farmer: Hey! You! 'Heh, genius' Leave me alone or I'll be forced to shoot you!

Raditz: Aw look at him, he thinks he's people! Let's check his power-oh...it's a 2...Well that's obvious coming from a regular human. (Takes a step)

Farmer: I'm warning you, if you take another step forward, your not gonna like what happens.

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Sans: Huh?

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Raditz: ... (takes another step)

Farmer: Don't say I didn't warn you!

MeGaLoVaNiA

Farmer: (shoots shotgun)

Raditz catches the bullet then the music lowers pitch and fades away

Farmer: Oh...well-

Raditz: You want this back?

Farmer: U-Uh n-no it's fine! I got more in the ba-

And sadly, the farmer didn't make it, but now let's move on. F for the farmer.

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Goki POV

Our female hero was on her way to see her friends. She hasn't seen her friends for five years. She was super excited, well...almost because she didn't like Roshi once her friends found out she was actually female. She was confused why they were surprised she was a female. Was it the way she talked or acted?

Goki: Finally! I made it to Kame house! (Lands)

Krillin: What was that? (Looks over at Goki) Guys! Goki's here!

Bulma: Krillin, why are you yelling? (Looks over at Goki) Goki! (Runs up and hugs her)

Goki: Hey Bulma!

Bulma: It's been so long! How are you doing?

Goki: You know, I'm hanging in there alright. Hunting, sleeping, training, you know the usual things I would do.

Krillin: Heh heh, that's Goki alright

Roshi: Heya Goki! Heh heh heh!

Goki: (shivers) uh...hey Roshi (senses power level) Huh? Krillin do you sense that?

Krillin: Yeah, And it looks like it's headed right for us!

Raditz: Hello there...sister

Everyone: Sister?!

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(Y/N) POV

(Y/N): mmm...ngh, (opens eyes) *sighs* (stretches) Today's gonna be a good day!

Today was another day on the planet you claimed to be named planet Kamori. Today you were going to train with your father and Bardock. You got up and out of bed and did your morning routine.

(M/N): Good morning honey (hugs)

(Y/N): (blushes) Mom!

(M/N): Aw c'mon, don't you love your mother

(Y/N): Yess...

Gine: Morning Y/N

(Y/N): Morning Gine

Gine: Your father and Bardock are waiting for you so you can train

(Y/N): Ok thanks

And so, you brang breakfast for the three of you. Training was actually not that bad. You were getting stronger each time you trained.

Bardock: Again, I cant thank you enough for helping us survive the extinction of our race

(F/N): Hey, it's no problem. We would've wanted company anyway. And hey, you guys were Saiyans, of course we would've helped you.

(Y/N): Hey Dad! (Lands) Hey Bardock

(F/N): Y/N my boy! Ready for today's training session?

(Y/N): You bet I am! Mom said to bring you guys breakfast. And of course Bardock, Gine made yours for you.

Bardock: (smiles and takes food)

You already know how this goes. They eat fast, train good until

Bardock: Do you sense that?

(F/N): Yeah...is that your daughter and son?

Bardock: Oh my god! They're...alive! We need to bring them here. It's been ages since I last saw her!

(F/N): Hmm... (smiles) hey son, how would you like to go on a mission?

(Y/N): Huh? What kind of mission?

(F/N): Think if it like training. And hey, you might get to fight someone.

(Y/N): Really? Who will I get to fight?!

Bardock: Her name is-

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Raditz: Kakoratta!

Nice transition author

Goki: *huff* My name... *huff* is Goki!

Raditz: argh! Just face it you two are no match for me!

Piccolo: Goki...I have an idea. But you have to stall for 5 minutes. And considering how bad he was kicking my butt, nah I'm sure you'll be fine

Goki: Wow you have that much faith in me? Don't worry Piccolo, I won't let you down (charges for Raditz)

Goki was then being beating up. And for the sake of references

Piccolo: Mana nana, doo doooo doo doo doo, mana nana, doo doo doo doo, mana nana, doo do doo, doo do doo, doo do doo, I'm charging my attack

Goki: Gotcha!

Raditz: Can you please let me go

Goki: No! You won't be able to trick me! Piccolo! Give me a signal for when I can move

Piccolo: Oh I'll give you a-Huh?

(Y/N): *POP* Planet earth, looks peaceful

Raditz: (shakes off Goki) Hey! You!

(Y/N): Hm? Oh hey, your the son of Bardock right?

Raditz(Batman): What?! Why did you say that name?!

(Y/N): Because I'm a friend of his. Relax

Goki: Who are you?

You then look over at Goki. When you saw her, you forgot why you were here. She looked absolutely beautiful. She had the most cutest face despite the blood. Her body was just perfect. She was fit! And was strong.

(Y/N): U-Uh...I-I'm Y-Y/N and you must be Kakoratta

Goki: Oh nice to meet you (Looks confused)

Raditz: Hey! Keep your eyes off my sister!

(Y/N): (shakes head) Oh, I'm sorry I don't know what happened (scratches head and laughs nervously)

Piccolo: So...are we all cool?

Raditz: Yeah I guess we are, sorry sister

Goki: It's ok, but, why do you two keep calling me Kakoratta?

Raditz: I already told you before, before our parents died, they named you Kakoratta

(Y/N): 'I should tell them' Um, your parents are still alive. Before our planet was destroyed, my father and mother saved your parents before death came.

Raditz: What?! Where are they?!

(Y/N): Uh...

Raditz: Please, I'm begging you! (Gets on knees)

Goki: Raditz...

(Y/N): Hey man, it's alright I'll take you to them. Don't cry (holds hand out)

Raditz: (smiles and takes hand) Thank you. Kakoratta, let's go!

Goki: ...

(Y/N): Huh?

Goki: 'This Y/N is so nice...he'll help someone no matter who they are. He's quite handsome~' (blushes)

Raditz: Kakoratta? Are you ok?

Goki: Huh?! Uh, y-yeah I'm fine (looks away)

Both (Y/N) and Raditz looked at each other confused

(Y/N): Alright hold onto me (puts two fingers to his forehead)

Raditz: Right! (Puts hand on shoulder)

(Y/N): Alright, Kakorat-AH?!

Goki had her arms wrapped around you and you were trying to ignore her and instant transmissioned back to your home.

(Y/N): Ok we're here!

Raditz: This is the place?

(Y/N): Yep! It sure is, we've been surviving for a long time peacefully.

Raditz: So where are our parents?

(Y/N): Follow m- (can't move) Um, Kakoratta? You can let go-

Goki: Zzz...

(Y/N): Huh? Oh well (knocks on door)

Gine: I'll get it!

Raditz: Mom...

Gine: (Opens door) Oh hey Y/-

She notices her two children

Gine: ...

Bardock: Who is it Gine...Raditz...Kakoratta...it's you!

Goki: Hm? Wha? (Blushes as she notices everyone looking at her holding on to you)

Gine: It's really you!

As the the family had a reunion, you just stood there with your usual smile and happy with what you just did.

(F/N): So, what do you think of their daughter? Pretty beautiful isn't she?

(Y/N): Ah! Dad?!

You all were laughing and eating dinner. Gine and Bardock were happy to see their children arrived. Well, it was time to go to sleep. And, you know what's gonna happen.

Goki: Um...Y-Y/N? Can I sleep with you?

(Y/N): Sure. (Blushes And makes room for her to lay down) Goodnigh-

Goki: (lays her head in your chest and starts sleeping)

At the point you knew, your life was gonna change

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A/N: YOSHA!!! That was probably longer than the other story.

See you next time on Chapter 3: The face off between the three Saiyans. And a new relationship Sparks?!