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Old-Man: Oh shit!

Vegeta: (Smirks) Hmph

Gohan: But How?! I thought you had to be pure hearted like my parents...but then again

Bardock: What? You don't think I'm pure?

Gohan: Uh...no?

Bardock: Give it time you'll see

Vegeta: Theres Another way to realize the legend

Flashback

Vegeta: (crying) I wanna! I wanna be a super saiyan! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!

Flashback ends

Vegeta: Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice. And besides, my heart is pure...Pure...unadulterated...badass

Tien: Yeah, more like pure unadulterated ego.

Vegeta: I heard that!

Tien: Is that ok?

Vegeta: As a matter of fact go fuck yourself! (Faces towards old man) Now, onto you-where did he go? Urgh...Whatever. Baldy! Senzu bean

Krillin: You think I'm just giving these away? ...'cause I'm not...

Vegeta: 5...

Krillin: Here you go! (Throws Senzu bean)

Vegeta: (catches and eats) When a goddamn Super Saiyan asks you for a Senzu Bean, you say "how many"? (Goes Super saiyan) That's better. Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining golden God such as myself. Now, if you'll excuse me I'm off to go kill the other-

Bardock: Wait a minute!

Vegeta: Huh?

Bardock: That other Android is the Doctor who made the other embarrassment you demolished. Those weren't the real androids

Piccolo: Are you seriously telling us this now?

Bardock: I knew you'd be listening in our conversation. But don't worry, he'll be delayed because Krillin is already on his way to the lab I told him about.

Vegeta: Huh, then let's not waste anymore time (flies off)

Bardock: Right! (Goes Super Saiyan and follows)

Everyone went and followed the two Super Saiyans who were on pursuit on Dr. Gero

Vegeta: Hm...Bardock! Do you know where he is?

Bardock: As a matter of fact have a plan to drag him out (Fires blast at mountain)

Dr. Gero: (jumps out to collect energy) Your energy is mine

Bardock: Now Vegeta!

Vegeta: Hah! (Kicks Gero) Look Who installed a pair!

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Trunks: Oh wow, Chiaotzu really let himself go...wait...that's not Chiaotzu...Oh Crapbaskets

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Piccolo: Hraah! (Kicks Gero into a mountain)

Dr. Gero: first: WHAT?! second: THE FUCK?!?!

Piccolo: You know, I did spend three years training with Goku.

Dr. Gero: And What? Are you a Super Saiyan too?

Piccolo: I would day more of a "Super Namekian", I guess

Dr. Gero: Wait, I thought you were a demon

Piccolo: Nope, slug man

Dr. Gero: Wow...that's...significantly more mundane.

Piccolo: Ugh, I know. By the way what's that brain case made out of?

Dr. Gero: Like I'd tell you-

Bardock: It's a polycarbonate thermoplastic laminated case

Dr. Gero: Damn it-DM'AAAARGH!

Vegeta: Does anyone feel like we over trained for this?

Everyone: Yeah

Bardock: No

Vegeta: What?

Trunks: Sorry I'm late. The-What the hell is that?

Bardock: The creator of the androids

Trunks: Then let's kill him!

Piccolo: Hold on, Trunks what are you doing here?

Vegeta: Hah! That's a Girls name.

Krillin: Isn't That the name of your kid?

Vegeta: What? Are you to imply that he is my (Realization hits) sooooooooo...

Trunks: Well looks like that cat's outta' the bag. But seriously we should kill him while we have the chance!

Bulma: Hey guys!

Vegeta: And now the woman's here!

Gohan: Bulma no!

Trunks: Did she bring me?!

Dr. Gero: 'Perfect timing!' (Blows up everything)

Everyone: (screaming)

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Goki: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Y/N): *sigh* 'Just hold on guys, once she's healed I'm comin'

Goki: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Y/N): Keep saying that (pours antidote in mouth)

Goki: (gulps and stops screaming)

(Y/N): phew. (lays next to Goki)

Goki: Thanks...Y/N...(sleeps)

(Y/N): (pulls up covers over Goki) 'Just you wait guys.'

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Dr. Gero: Caution to the wind, then! (Opens 17's container)

Android 17: (robotic voice) Hello, Dr. Gero. How are you today?

Dr. Gero: Well that's new-

Android 17: I'm just kiddin'. How's it goin' doc?

Dr. Gero: Ah Great. Good morning 17!

Android 17: Wow! According to my database, it's been a while since you last turned us off.

Dr. Gero: Because last time you tried to kill me!

Android 17: Sorry doc! I was just following orders. You gonna open up my sister too?

Dr. Gero: Indeed. There are more than two Super Saiyans that I know of.

Android 17: Wow. You probably got into some shit

Tien [other side of door]: Here let me get on this! *thud* AGH! Now my wrist!

Dr. Gero: (opens up 18's container)

Android 18: (robotic voice) Hello, Dr. Gero. How are-

Android 17: I already did that

Android 18: Ugh! You dick, we were supposed to do that together. Anyways (faces Dr. Gero) What do you want?

Door gets blasted surprising the three robots

Bardock: Sorry, But I think your door is broken

Dr. Gero: Oh shit! 17! 18! Take them down!

Bardock: (swipes remote from Dr. Gero)

Dr. Gero: Hey!

Bardock: (smashes controller)

Android 17: Huh, looks like these guys are better than you. And now that there's nothing in our way... (kills Gero) We are free

Android 18: Who's this guy?

Bardock: That is Android 16, I guess you can open him up but let Bulma do something before you do

Bulma: Right! (Plugs in her computer to Android 16's container)

Android 17/18: Wait. What the hell is going on?

Bardock: Ok fine

One explanation later

Bardock: And that's why we're here and let you kill Dr. Gero

Android 17: Huh, so we better be in guard huh sis?

Android 18: Yeah I guess. But why?

Bulma: And done! He won't have the killing intent for Goki (unplugs her computer and opens up container)

Android 16: (opens eyes and climbs out of container)

Android 17: Wow, you are tall! What's your name?

Android 16: I am designated as android 16

Android 17: What are the odds?

Bardock: Ok 16, I'm pretty sure you know what's going on? Right Bulma?

Bulma: Yeah I was recording when you were explaining what was happening

Android 16: Yes, for now we may be in peace until the new threat comes

Bardock: Yeah And Bulma actually has to make duplicate Androids for the blonde and scarf

Bulma: Yeah, Trunks grabbed me the blue prints from his sub lab. But it is going to take longer than those two were made.

???: Take all the time you'd like~

Bardock: Huh, How am I not surprised. Cell

Cell: Hi there! I see you're going to make my lunch right?

Bardock: Yeah just sit tight ok? For now...uh...I know a place that has a tree full of energy

Cell: The tree of might Huh? There's still fruit?

Vegeta: Wait really? The tree is still there?

Bardock: Yeah, I just didn't say anything because what's the point?

Cell: How much fruit is there?

Bardock: A good couple, now go and don't suck people dry ok?

Cell: Ok (flies off for the tree)

Bardock: Ok, see ya guys later! C'mon Gine (flies off with her)

(F/N): Yeah imma head off too. Let's go M/N (flies off with her)

Vegeta: Hmph! Well now what? I wanted a fight! And now I don't get one!

Android 16: You get stronger every time right?

Vegeta: Yeah?

Android 16: Then allow me (gets into stance)

Vegeta: Well then, since you are on our side, I'll go easy

Android 16: I insist you go all out, you will get stronger like that right?

Vegeta: You said it not me. Hah! (Goes Super Saiyan) Remember, you asked for this!

Piccolo: I'm glad no one died!

Krillin: Is that a bad thing?

Piccolo: Yeah because we don't have Dragon Balls anymore

Kami: 'Nice place'

Nail: 'Thanks! You wanna play me against pool?'

Piccolo: And I'm starting to regret it...

Krillin: What?! No more Dragon Balls?!

Piccolo: Calm down, once we tell Y/N the situation, he'll just instantly get us another Namekian

Tien: How do you-Wait never mind.

Vegeta: *pant* You're going to kill me!

Android 16: Don't worry, those beans that duck has can heal you

Vegeta: That's right! Baldy, bean! Now!

Krillin: Senzu bean! (Throws Senzu)

Vegeta: (catches bean) Thanks Android.

Android 16: You are welcome (bird lands on shoulder) Oh hello there, what is your name?

Bird: (chirps)

Android 16: Toriyama?

Bird: (chirps)

Android 16: I would like to see your Dinosaur

Bird: (chirps)

Android 16: It does what?!

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(Y/N): (wakes up) How'd you sleep Goki? (Looks over to see no Goki) Goki? (Smells breakfast) Hmm... (walks to kitchen)

You see Goki up and normal. She wasn't screaming, sweating, or breathing fast. She was cured

Goki: Hey Y/- woah!

(Y/N): (Hugs Goki tight) I'm glad you're ok

Goki: Aw (hugs back) I'm glad you were there with me the whole way! (Kisses cheek)

(Y/N): Heheheh! (Let's go of Goki) Good news! The androids are on our side!

Goki: Really?! That's great!

Goki then kisses you...which then leads to a make-out session. You picked up her legs and placed her on the counter, proceeding to kiss her. She then wrapped her legs around your waist and her arms around your neck. You both were having the greatest time of your lives right now. You then reached down to squeeze her butt, which then makes her moan into the kiss, this gave you a chance to dominate her. But all that ended when Gohan knocked on the door.

Goki: It's Gohan!

(Y/N): Oh crap! (Let's go of her to open the door) Hey Gohan! How'd it go?

Gohan: It went great! Bardock and Vegeta went super saiyan for their first time!

Goki: That's great! (Picks up Gohan) All we need is my mom and your parents Y/N

(Y/N): I don't think they'll need it

Goki: Why...oh right, they'll lose control

(Y/N): I just hope they don't

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A/N: YOSHA!!! Sorry for the late update! Had to go to a few places barely giving me a chance to work on this. There might be a lemon coming up...

E is for what?