Y/ n: no !!!

Flander: I'm gonna win oni chan ?" She said very evil .

Y/n: don't call me that you didn't win so you don't have no right " you said trying to figure out how to escape this trap that your playing chest and flander pawns were close to your king you were panicking .

Flander: oh Minster y/ n I'm gonna win hehe" she said wiggling her fingers at the pieces that were close to your queen by that you were breathing hard trying to think of a way that your face was turning red until you decide to move your king somewhere else but it was bad idea even if you realize that it was to late to return it and by that you  she move her pawn knocking over your king by that your eyes pop out "

Y/n: nnnnnnooooo!!" You yell now rolling around with your failure by that flander laugh at your act and .

Flander: it looks like I'll really will call you oni chan " by that you stand up with a serious face and a embarrassing one.

Y/ n: okay you can call me your big brother but not in front of everyone okay " by that she title her head  .

Flander: why don't you want me to call you oni chan?

Y/n : because is very embarrassing " by that she look at you more confused look.

Flander: how is it embarrassing is just very close love oni chan " when she said that you flinch and scream in your mind .

Y/ n: let me  show you why come with me " you said walking away letting flander fallow you  still wondering.

Time skip

You two stop and you finally found your target to show Flander the power of oni chan and that person is sakuya who was cleaning the tables with her father duster by that you smirk evil.

Y/ n: okay flander watch and learn ........ okay y/ n change your personality clear your mind , your now a naive young boy trying to act cute ......... okay I'm ready " you said changing your frown to a smile and walk to sakuya which she noticed and smile at you.

Sakuya: hello y/n san how are yes doing.

Y/ n : I glad you ask oni chan I'm doing very will " you said putting on a innocent smile by that sakuya eyes winded and was frozen by shock.

Sakuya:............................... excuse me but what did you say? " she said thinking that she heard wrong.

Y/ n: I said I'm doing very will oni chan  " you said putting on the innocent smile making sakuya jaw drop with a blush on her face make her skip a peeb from her heart.

Sakuya: can I ask you why are you calling me that " she said still blushing .

Y/ n: is because you're like my sister were both humans who have to work in this mansion and plus you were always their for me ." You said very cute making sakuya face red  and scream in her mind  .

Sakuya: ahhhh .... ahhhh I have to go the mistress is calling me " she said in a panic now disappearing by that you burst out laughing.

Y/ n : hahahaha ! Is so priceless ........ now flan do you realize the true power of ...... oni chan " you said with a serious face which flan now realized the true power of the little siblings act.

Flander: yes I realized that this world is full of perverts " she said with a serious face which you sweat drop .

Time skip in the middle of the night

Sakuya: what was that all about ?" She said in her grey night dress in her room brushing her hair in front of the the mirror  thinking about y/ n say on I chan to her " damn that's so cute I wish he was at least older " she said in a blush trying to go in her bed but she heard an knock on her door" is open who is it ?!" The doors reveal to be y/n still in his butler suit with a nervous smile carry his shorts and boxers by that sakuya blush hard and head in her bed covering  herself" y/ n what brings you here!?!

Y/n : oh sorry remember the blonde which who came she kinda destroy my room oni chan can I borrow your shower and change "by that sakuya just blush and hide here face by the covers .

Sakuya: okay I'll let you use my shower "she said blushing by that you bow and went inside of the bathroom you took off your butler suit and went Inside turning on the water  you went inside and letting the water hit your body and rubbing the soap to your body .

Sakuya was still blushing hearing the water running and than she heard the water stop , after a while of quietness the door open by that she look at you with winded eye with a blush seeing that you were in your pajamas or your sleeping clothes you were wearing only very short shorts and you were shirtless showing your smooth stomach you weren't a bodybuilder or mostly have time to workout you mostly just work . .

Y/ n: thank you for letting use your shower oni chan  " you said fixing your hair  by that sakuya blush hard and turn around of the other side of her bed .

Sakuya: okay your welcome" she said still not facing you but soon she heard footsteps coming closer to her her heart beat was bumping faster than she felt some land on her bed and hard breathing was heard behind her.

Y/n: oni chan I want a baby " by that sakuya eyes pop out and jaw drop she quickly look at you with a nervous look at you with a blush"

Sakuya eeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhb ???!!!." She said with steam in her ears coming  out.

Y/ n: don't worry I know how it works I put my thing into your hole right than we can have a baby " you said pulling down on your shorts showing a little of your curves by that sakuya was screaming in her mind while blush.

Sakuya: b-b-but y/n w-why do you want to do this ? " She said blushing but y/ n hug her making her jump a little.

Y/ n: sakuya chan we are both humans who can die at any time and when we do who would be the next one to take care of our mansion we are easily prey have you ever wondered why she hired a young human male to work here ??.

Sakuya: yes so you can tame and play with flan .

Y/n: yes .....but your a beautiful adult woman who has no experience with men and I'm just a young teenager who is just a working here ...... remilla wants us to breed sakuya ." You said now pulling down on your shorts showing your charge macho gun making sakuya blush harder and close her eyes.

Sakuya: find I'll do it but promising me when I get pregnant your take over until the baby is out "by that she spread out her lips and still closing her eyes you went up close and kiss her using your tongue to lick and bite her shoulder she moan while saying your name " oh y/ n just put it in !?" She moan and she felt her panties  get pull out ." Ah ahh ! Ahh! Yyyyyyy/nnnnnn!!!!!!

But when she opened her eyes she was in her bed all messy while hugging her pillow cover in drool it was morning than she realized something .

Sakuya: it was all a dream my first wet dream!!??" She yell while blushing .

Time ship.

Things were getting awkward in the devil mansion know every time y/ n would get near sakuya , she would blush and walk away making the conversation short when he talks and when y/ n have a chance she would ask him to go clean some were else far from her , very confused what he did to her to make her so made was very confusing to him maybe she figured out that he was teasing her when he use the oni chan thing

Y/n: so every time I go near her she kinda push me away " you said sitting right next to meiling who was also sitting down both of you sit down were in the gate which was your break and you were talking to meiling

Meiling: damn that's hard ........ but don't worry but what ever the problem is I bet in a week or more she will get over it that's how humans work right especially the females right.

Y/n: hey meiling I always wonder I know your a busy woman and all but before you started to work in the mansion have you ever have a relationship with a male?" By that meiling blush and rub the back her head.

Meiling: Will I never really have any interest in men before or I'll always get rejected because of my species .......... so y/n have you ever have a relationship with any woman before ?" she blush which you blush  By her question.

Y/n: that's kinda embarrassing ....... but sense you answer my question I guess I will ..... ... the truth is I never have a girlfriend before because many girls say I'm not good enough for them like I'm to ugly or to dump " you said very said at your childhood in your school years it didn't went will by that meiling put a hand over your shoulder by that you jump a little and look at her which was blushing a little.

Meiling: man who knew humans in the outside world were that cruel I feel bad for you don't listen to them if  you ask me you really a funny guy " she said making you blush a little but soon you notice that she have bandages in her fingers and hand worry you grab her hand and look at it " oh that don't worry about that it happens a lot I'm kinda used to it.

Y/n: don't say that you damage your beautiful hands let me help you heal " you said unwrapping her hand which she was wondering what you were going to do by that you lick her fingers by that meiling blush and was moaning a little but trying to keep it in she look that her hand was covered in pink slime and than saw that your grab her right hand that was worse than her left hand .

Meiling: mmmmhhhmm ........please don't stop " she whisper the last part she moan  By each finger was being suck and lick  By your tongue after that you lick her palm with your slimy tongue making her hard to not moan she blush hard and so did her nipples , after that you cover her hands in pink slime at first she look at it with gross face but for a while the slime disappeared and so did the the scar and bruises she look at with wander but saw you spitting in the ground.

Y/ n: sorry to gross you out meiling but that's my ability a very wired one is call healing drool were I produce healing cells out of my mouth sorry about that" you said still spitting on the ground making her blush more until she yawn a little .

Meiling: sorry to yawn but I didn't have time to sleep " she said feeling her eyes heavy until she felt her head get pushed to your lap you started to rub her head while meiling was blushing hard feelings your soft hard leg muscles ." Y/ n w-what a-a-are you doing?.

Y/ n: I feel bad that you have to sleep out side with no pillow or anything so please just relax and take a little nap meiling chan " you said very innocent making meiling blush and close her eyes taking a little nap while you were petting on meiling head  while you two were enjoying each other company sakuya was looking at you two inside of a window of the mansion sakuya have a jealous face with a blush on her checks and she was holding her heart .

Sakuya: those idiots " she whisper which her mistress remilia heard.

Remilia: do you mean y/n? " She said drinking her tea which sakuya choke a little by this.

Sakuya: yes mistress is just every time he comes near me it makes my heart feel like it was squeeze and is me or it's always hot here because I'm sweating " by that remilia almost face palm about this.

Remilia: ahhhh it makes sense after all you barley meet any men in your age that's why I hired him in the first place.

Sakuya: really but he's 17 years old  and I'm 29 " she said being a little down all of a sudden.

Remilia: sakuya your like a daughter to me and I'm worried for you your a woman who deserves to know to feel young love  to  feel young again to feel this warming feeling , to feel how to be a mother and see them grow up your a human who deserves this feeling " she said drinking her tea finishing it .

Sakuya: mistress ...... what about meiling I feel like he fallen to her .

Remilia: ....... let her join than " by that sakuya blush by this " you two can be a three merry couple and maybe have a threesome if you know what I mean ".

Sakuya: but mistress that so barbaric !" She blush.

Remilia: fine but you but you have to make a quick move because I see that those two have the same bed in the future" by that sakuya blush at this and bow down.

Sakuya: okay mistress thank you very much" she bow and disappeared leaving remilia alone.

Remilia: I wonder how many kids are they gonna have ?.

Time skip

A few weeks later you and sakuya were getting along now but you still wandering why was she keeping her distance away from you but is sometimes good to not to know  you know, after your time playing with Flanders with uno which you lost and scream your butt out , after that you went outside to talk to meiling about her kung fu .

Meiling: you see kung fu first started as a dance to heal ourselves from stress , anger, sexual desires , food hunger , it also help us to look younger by relaxing our muscles, kung fu is based from life that's why their are animal styles , their are many types of kung fu like Xiao lee , wing chan , kung fu is known to be the father of martial arts because of its 40000 years of knowledge " she explained happily to you which  you were amazed.

Y/ n: amazing I was always interested in martial arts I just like the history the masters , and the way they were made to become a style like boxing, karate , kung fu , taekwondo , capoeira , sombo , wrestling , lucha libre , muy tai, judo , jusushuw ,are all interested in their own way and effective as will , I always wanted to learn all of them is kinda learning a knew thing" you said remembering watching  remembering watching movies about martial arts by that meiling smile and put a hand on your shoulder and a smile.

Meiling : what about I train you  so kung fu ?.

Y/n: really than .... thank you very much meiling onichan " you said very cute making emailing blush and try to shake it off but her face became very red when you hold her head." Meiling sama thank you very much I thank you in the bottom of my heart" you two were staring at each other until sakuya appeared out of no were between the the to of you with a grumpy face making both of you jump out of surprise.

Sakuya: before you two can train I would like for you two to go back from work please " you quickly bow down and quickly went back to the mansion after that she look at meiling with a glare making her sweat out of nervous thinking what she did wrong this time but sakuya slowly walk away .

Meiling : if you don't mind me asking can I ask what was all about  ? " sakuya stop and look back at meiling.

Sakuya: the mistress will answer you that question in a hour " by that she disappeared right away making meiling wonder.

One hour
Sakuya , you , and meiling were in the main room of remilia room , the little vampire was sitting in her chair drinking her wine .

Remilia: so y/n what do you think of both  meiling and sakuya  as in your pov.

Y/n: Will they are very close friends that I might call them family.

Remilia: cliche I see ..... so what do you see in this in this useless , lazy , slackers of a guard ?" By that meiling was heart broken and have crocodile tears while sakuya laugh a little .

Y/ n: Will I like how free she is she's real nice , is really good in martial arts , she a good friend to talk , and hrr loyalty is so amazing " by that meiling blush and play with her fingers.

Remilia: I see ..... so what do you see about this strict , hot headed , triggerhappy , boring , flat chested maid ?" Now it was her turn to be shocked but she was so shock that her body turn all white and her soul leaving her .

Y/ n: Will sakuya is a wonderful boss to work under her determination to make the mansion in one piece and she does a great job being the perfect maid she is now . " you said making the soul of sakuya return back from her body and her eyes sparked by the words you said to her .

Remilia: I see ..... Will it just proves that you three were meant to be together no doubt about it " by that meiling and you look at her in shock" what I mean you three can be a three couple  thing and you know have kids.

Y/ n:  but remilia I don't want to question your request but wouldn't it be more difficult taking care of this house while taking care of a child.

Remilia: good question than figure out who's going to get pregnant first than after that you can do it with another.

Meiling: but why bring up having children ? " She said blushing at this she never really once become a mother in fact she never even ment her birth mother to know how to take care of a child.

Remilia: Will to make your children work here when they are old enough or when one of you die  I have something to remember you of.

Y/ n: so we are kinda like horse breeding for you are we" you said sweat dropping while remilia giggled.

Remilia: say what ever you want to help you to sleep but you three can plan how to rise your kids take your time I can with so you three have time to feel comfortable sleeping with each other ..... but now leave please " by that the three servants bow down and walk out of the room and close it after that you three look at each other thinking how are you three going to do this .

Y/ n: so how are we going to do this I'm kinda not ready to be a father .

Meiling: don't look at me I was always a adult so I don't have any experience with children.

Sakuya: I don't think I have time for working in the mansion and taking Clare of a child .

Y/ n: okay maybe let's just think about it first than we do the baby making so we have no default in taking care of the baby OK.

Sakuya: okay first let's have time than make a baby OK.

All three of them : ok !!!!!" All three of the nodded and agree  and went back to their normal routine but now all three of them are sharing the same bed..

Four years later you and emailing decided to make a baby with each other  first it was a baby boy so we  call it Xiao Hong after that you than make a baby with sakuya a baby girl was born you call it karla  By that you two were a happy family.

You were outside playing with Flanders and your two kids , Xiao was in your shoulders , and karla and Flanders were playing tea party what ever.

Flander: karla do you want more tea.

Karla: why yes I will love some tea Flanders " she said drinking her cup of juice .

Xiao: Damon what a couple of girls like old man.

Y/ n: learn to respect your dad and know your facts I'm nineteen little boy " by that you smirk making  Xiao pout you four were hanging out until your two wifes came .

Meiling and sakuya: Xiao , karla and y/ n love we are here .

Karla / xiao: moms!!" They run at their moms giving them a hug and you walk up to them .

Y/ n: is hard to believe they were little monsters making our lives harder .

Meiling: Will that's the price of having kids" she said remembering the hard time she have with Xiao.

Sakuya: Will that's all in the past now " she said remembering karla making a mess when she was younger.

Y/ n: we are not a family if we don't fight once a while after all is normal  ...... sigh but what ever " you said forgetting the past and sitting on the ground to relaxed which your kids did as will. And Flander looking at you 5 with a smile.

Flander: I wish me a remilia were like this " she said very said but you notice it and wave for her join which she was shocked and replace it with a smile join with you five ..

The end

Okay I take request and I give you ideas and like always I hope you enjoyed it goodbye machos and females.