A/N: as the battle with Buutenks intensifies, certain things go on in the Sacred World of the Kais which could lead to Goka and her allies victory over the powerful Majin.

In the rocky area, Gohan and Buutenks were clashing with one another as Gohan had tapped into more of the Darkrai related powers while Buutenks was currently being powered up by Towa's dark magic. The two were trading blow after blow with each other and the two of them gaining marks and scratches from these traded blows.

Buutenks: die!

She yelled before firing off a pink ki blast, which Gohan simply dodged and the blast only ended up obliterating a great amount of the rocky area by at least a mile or two. Gohan quickly retaliated by firing what seemed like a black and purple Kamehameha considering he was doing the same pose and all. When he fired the blast at her, she managed to just barely dodge the attack as a bit of the top part of her clothing was singed while the end of her antenna was melted. It wasn't long until she managed to heal herself of these injuries. At the Sacred World of the Kais; Goka, Shin and Kibito were watching the initial evenly matched battle.

Kibito: it appears that they're now evenly matched in battle.

Goka: appears to be....

Shin & Kibito: huh?

Goka: whatever dark energy is going on around Majin Buu, it's slowly increasing her power further and further with each passing minute. It won't be long before Gohan eventually begins to start losing this battle.

Shin: what?!

Goka: I know. Soon enough Gohan will be killed, along with the others as well!

Elder Kai: hm..... I had never really taken this into account. Goka, you must go and help them if there's ever to be any remaining chance of victory.

Goka, Shin and Kibito looked over to Elder Kai after he said that.

Goka: I mean, I'd really love to go back there, but I kinda can't.

Shin: unfortunately, she's right, honorable ancestor. Son Goka can no longer return to the temporal world again.

Elder Kai: I'm already perfectly aware of that. I might be a few million years old, but I'm not stupid. I'm able to put up my own life in order to give you yours so you can return to earth.

Goka: what?! You'd really give up your own life just for mine?

Kibito: Elder Kai, you mustn't do this! Granting your very own life for that of a mortal?

Elder Kai: oh, let's see what's more important; giving my own life for one powerful mortal or let the whole universe be screwed?

Kibito: g....... r........ shit, he's got a point......

Shin: honorable ancestor, at least allow me to be the one to do this!

Kibito: what? No!

Shin: I was incapable of preventing the resurrection of Majin Buu or be much of a contribution in Gohan's training. It's the least I should do to make up for those!

Elder Kai: nonsense, you don't need to be wasting your time with that. You're far too young. I've got only got another thousand years or so in my lifetime, so it's no biggy.

Shin: honorable ancestor.......

Meanwhile, in King Yemma's office. Yemma was having a current conversation with Fortuneteller Baba about the current state of events.

Fortuneteller Baba: wait, are you actually being serious or are you just bullshitting with me right now?

King Yemma: I've literally got no reason to lie right now. Fact of the matter is, I thought ahead of this whole thing and left her spirit in tact just in case shit would start hitting the fan. I even took the liberty of giving her a body.

Fortuneteller Baba: I'm really not liking this decision the you're making here. But with all that's going on, we've really got no other choice in this, I guess.

She said as someone had entered the room.

Vegrta: gotta say, I'm a little bit surprised that you actually need my help. Guess shit has really gone done with me out of the picture. But if it's Majin Buu, you might as well try to find someone else to pull this task off.

King Yemma: you're our only choice at the moment. Baba, I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but take Vegeta to earth at once.

Fortuneteller Baba: oh sure, it's gotta be me in this. Couldn't have been anyone else to just teleport her there.

King Yemma: now's not the time for arguments damn it! The entire universe is in crisis and Vegeta is our only hope left!

Vegeta: you're really counting the entire survival of the universe on me? Not sure if I should be thanking you or feel pity for you from your desperation.

Back on the Scared World of the Kais, Elder Kai soon sat down on the ground as he was about to do what he needed to do to return Goka to life.

Elder Kai: well, I guess this is it. You kids try not to get too crazy, alright?

A few moments later, Elder Kai soon collapsed to the ground, much to the dismay of Goka, Shin and Kibito.

Goka:........

Kibito: Elder Kai......

As Kibito collapsed to his knees, the halo over Goka's head soon disappeared.

Goka: huh?

She soon looked down to Elder Kai's body.

Goka: thank you, old guy. I promise to not let your sacrifice go to waste.

Elder Kai suddenly sprung back to life as a halo was now currently over his own head.

Elder Kai: Well, hurry up then! Don't just stand there and do nothing!

Goka, Shin and Kibito all looked in shock from Elder Kai suddenly coming back to life. Back on earth, Buutenks was currently blocking out 3 separate attacks at once before the exploding caused from all 3 of them sent her flying to the ground before she stopped herself in midair before she could touch it.

Buutenks: annoying little rats!

Before she could get up on her feet, you used Ice Beam and ended up freezing her entire body minus her head and neck.

Buutenks: seriously?!

You landed on the ground in human form and landed heavy punches right onto Buutenks' face, leaving so many indents or even bruises that it looked like she didn't even have a face now. You then moved out of the way as Buutenks tried to struggle free from the ice.

Buutenks: hmmm hmmh hmmph!

She was clearly trying to speak through all the indents and bruises. She soon managed to fix her face of all those injuries and shook her head.

Buutenks: alright, where did that reptilian piece of shit go?

Kyogre: look out below!

She soon looked up and saw Kyogre, in his Legendary form, falling down from the sky.

Buutenks:.......... shit.......

Kyogre landed directly on her, crushing her under his massive weight. He soon turned back to human form and got up as he saw Buutenks was flat like a pancake.

Kyogre: hey I said lookout.

Buutenks growled before her eyes glowed pure red and she unflatten herself as sparks surged around her body. Almost as if she was about to explode.

Logan: you're not pulling that shit a second time!

Logan said as he charged up a flame attack while Groudon had a flamethrower ready. The two of them quickly fired their blasts in Buutenks direction, engulfing the Majin in a massive tsunami of fire and flames. Buutenks emerged from the flames in a burnt, melt and damaged state while she glared in annoyance and growing anger. Back on the Scared World of the Kais, Goka was about to leave for earth.

Goka: well, I best get going to earth before things get rough real quickly!

Goka said as she was just about to use Instant Transmission.

Elder Kai: just a second, Goka.

Goka: hm?

Elder Kai: going there is fine. But the question begs on how exactly do you even plan on defeating Majin Buu? Do you even have a game plan strategized?

Goka: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.......

Elder Kai: I take that as a no then.

Goka: wait! I actually do have an idea! Me and Gohan can do fusion and take down Majin Buu that way!

Elder Kai: hm... Fusion eh? You mean that stuff the two little pipsqueaks were doing before? Doubt that lame shit would make any difference against Majin Buu this time around. We've Kais have our own means of something for fusion compared to having to learn some specific dumb poses for a 30 minute fusion.

Goka: you mean there's another way at doing it without having to learn all that complicated stuff?!

Elder Kai: sure do.

He said before he pulled two of his earrings off.

Elder Kai: Just put one of these Potara earrings on your left ear and the other person you want to fuse with puts it on their right ear.

Kibito: what exactly will those particular items intend to serve?

Shin: I'm as curious about this as well.

Goka put one of the earrings on her left ear.

Goka: so, by putting this one, it'll really make me stronger?

Elder Kai: yep, sure will. Just have the other person put the other earring on the opposite ear and they'll become a powerful fusion like no other.

Goka: is it really more powerful than doing the fusion dance?

Elder Kai: of course, it is! We Kais have used these items for years and have made us as strong as we are!

Shin: oh yes.... That's right. I can say I certainly knew of this as well.

Elder Kai: kinda surprising that you haven't tried fusion with your attendant there then.

Shin: we've been just waiting for a correct time when it would seem necessary to do that.

Elder Kai: and what time would that be?

Shin: uh.... now, surprisingly enough!

Shin then looked over to Kibito.

Shin: Kibito, take off your left earring and I'll take off my right one.

Kibito: uh r..... right.....

He said before taking off his left earring while Shin removed his right one. The two of them were suddenly being pulled toward one another. Once their bodies collied with each other, there was a blinding light that formed around the spot where they collided. Once the light died down, there stood a person who had a face similar to that of Shin's, Kibito's longer hair, body height and clothing. The two had become Kibito Kai.

Kibito Kai: wh.... th... this is incredible! So much power within this one body. I feel so euphoric!

Goka: wow, so putting on those earrings will make people do a...... belly bump fusion!

Elder Kai: eh...... you know what? Sure, go with that.

Kibito Kai: Son Goka, with this power, we can both go to earth and take down Majin Buu together!

Elder Kai: I wouldn't be too sure about that. Majin Buu is still a lot more powerful than you are at the moment. You'll only risk yourself getting absorbed and making that bitch worse. You need to stay here.

Kibito Kai: curses.....

Goka: man, now I really can't wait to do this. It'll feel really weird belly bumping with someone though. But I gotta ask, what exactly is the time limit for how long we can be combined?

Elder Kai: time limit? Ha! Unlike that puny ass dance, the Potara's fusion can last forever! Ain't no defusing from that!

Kibito Kai: w..... wait what?

Goka: wait, so if I were to fuse with Gohan, I would be fused with him forever?

Elder Kai: yep. If there was ever a possibility for there to be a defusion, then I would have been back to normal by now.

Goka: wait, so you're saying that you're a fusion?

Elder Kai: yep. Long story short: some old hag bitch snagged my earring and put it on her because she thought that shit would actually look good on her, and ended up making us both fuse. And I've been like this ever since.

Goka: man..... I guess it's either this or nothing then. But man, this is going to be extremely awkward and difficult to explain to (Y/N) once this is over. All well, I'm sure we'll be able to think things through.

She said before using Instant Transmission and teleport to earth.

Elder Kai's mind: though now that I think about. I think I remember hearing something about it only lasting forever if there's a Kai involved. Eh, I'm sure it's not important.

Back on earth, Gohan, who was critically injured, was laying on the ground with some of the others as they were either unconscious or were too injured to get up on their feet. You and Frostwing were the only two left standing on your feet against Buutenks, who's ki had risen a lot more than before due to Towa's interference.

(Y/N): god this bitch just won't stay down!

Frostwing: why did it have to be so difficult for the boys to just finish her off before!

(Y/N): I blame a little bit of myself on that, Trunks took after way too much of Vegeta. I definetly should have kept a closer eye with him.

Frostwing: what stopped you?

(Y/N): trying to convince ChiChi to let Logan and Frieza both stay in Goka's place. As well as trying to keep myself from those retarded paparazzi.

Frostwing:...... fair enough.

Buutenks fired a pink blast towards Frostwing. Fortunately, he was able to catch the blast and redirect it back at her. She smirked and simply backhanded the attack away with ease. As this was going on, Dende ran up to the passed-out bodies of Gohan and the others.

Dende: damn it, Gohan. Why must you have to put yourself in danger for idiots? Guess there's nothing left to do but for the White Mage to do what he does best.

Dende soon started healing Gohan, all while an explosion went off in the background before both You and Frostwing were sent flying and crashing into rocks.

Buutenks: it's over! You're all no match for......

She soon noticed Gohan, now healed, getting up on his feet.

Buutenks:......

Gohan: thanks, Dende.

Dende: yeah, I know. I've got others that I pretty much have to heal up.

Buutenks: are you serious right now? He's seriously back up again?! AND HEALED OF HIS WOUNDS?!

Gohan glared as he looked to Buutenks' direction.

Buutenks: no matter, you're only making your suffering worse for yourself and much more satisfying for me. But before I do that, I'll take care of the little brat first!

She said before she was pointing her arm to Dende, who was currently healing up the others.

Gohan: oh no!

She fired the beam and it began making its way towards Dende.

Gohan: Dende, watch out!

Hercule: don't worry, I'll shoot it down!

Hercule said as he held up a gun before he started unloading bullets into it. This effort resulted in nothing. Dende looked over his shoulder as he saw the blast approaching.

Dende: not again! Not again!

Before it could reach Dende, a different ki blast hit Buutenks' own ki blast and knocked it away.

Hercule: holy shit, it actually worked.

Gohan looked over and saw that the blast that hit Buutenks' blast had come from Tien.

Cella: oh great, it's that jackass. What's he gonna do, spam his attack over and over?

Zangya: he was pretty much down and out when I came across him.

Cella: yeah, but you had like the rest of your former crewmates during all that.

Gohan: Tien! thank god you're here!

Tien: honestly, I mostly came around because I had a feeling things might have gotten out of hand. What I didn't expect is the current look you've apparently given yourself.

Buutenks: and yet another small fry arrives to just be a simple annoyance. No matter, I'll fix that real quickly!

She said before she quickly fired a pink ki blast from her two fingers. However, Tien quickly got out of the way in time before the blast got near him.

Tien: fine, if that's really how you wanna play this. Then I've got something special for you!

He said before he placed his hands together to form a diamond shaped tunnel.

Cella: oh f**king course.

Tien: Kikoho!

A massive yellow blast went Buutenks' way and initially consumed her and the spot she was floating above within said blast.

Buutenks: oh no, I'm sorry. Were you just blasting me or was I just bitten by an insignificant, none-poisonous spider?

Buutenks mockingly asked as the smoke cleared to show that she wasn't even remotely damaged from the attack.

Tien: god damn it.

Buutenks: I've started to become board with the likes of you.

She raised her hands to the air and started to charge a large pink ball of ki.

Buutenks: I'm going to turn this entire planet into one big floating pile of space dust!

Frieza: excuse me, that's my thing.

Logan: I'm pretty sure that's every villain's thing.

(Y/N): well, it's been nice knowing you guys......

Frostwing's mind: like hell I'm dying here like this!

Frostwing growled, gripped his fists and started to power up.

Cella: you know what, maybe I should run to the house and get Crystal and then GET THE HELL OFF THIS PLANET!!!

Zangya: what stopped you from doing that earlier?!

Cella: I didn't expect the pink bitch to pull a Frieza!

Buutenks: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! EVERYTHING, BE GONE!

Hercule raised up his gun towards Buutenks as she was still charging her attack.

Hercule: sorry about this, Majin Buu!

Hercule closed his eyes as he started firing off bullets at Buutenks. Not surprisingly, they had zero effect. Buutenks was ready to throw the attack down to the planet, however, Goka soon appeared and used a Destructo Disk to slice her in half before she could get the chance. This caused Buutenks' attack to disperse and for the lower part of her body to start falling to the ground.

Buutenks: ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME?!

Frostwing: waiting until the very last moment just to save the day as always with her.

Gohan: m.... mom?! What are you doing here in the mortal realm?!

Hercule shivered a bit as he slowly opened his eyes back up. He saw that the lower portion of Buutenks' body and even half of her antenna is gone.

Hercule:......... Best. Gun. Ever.

Goka and Buutenks stared down each other while they continued to float through the air.

Buutenks: ah, I remember you. You're the person with the unusual transformations. So, what brings you here now? Planning on helping the rest of these weak pests? If so, I hope you realize that fundamentally, I'm on a far different level of power than the Majin Buu you faced before!

Goka: Ha! jokes on you. I don't even know what "fundamentally" is! Besides, you can act all "big, bad and tough"! But I've got with me a little item that'll give me a power up like no other before!

Gohan: wha?

Frieza: what, did she swallow a whole bunch of Rare Candies or some shit?

(Y/N): doubt it. I've that humans who tried to eat Rare Candies only resulted with getting a not so good taste and bad stomachs.

Frieza: seriously?

Groudon: there's a reason as to why they're mostly exclusive to Pokémon and no other beings.

Buutenks merely laughed after Goka had made her threat.

Buutenks: hahahahahaha! Of all the foolish things for you to say....!

She soon made her lower body jump up on its feet and managed to get the jump on Tien by kicking him across the face before she made her lower half fly up and reconnect with her upper body.

Buutenks: whatever item you have to give you some bullshit power up, you're li bluffing! Just a failed exaggeration to try and frighten me! It doesn't matter what you have, you won't be able to hurt me!

Goka: hm.... You sure did hurry up to get your body back together in one piece if you're so right on that. You're not actually worried, are you?

Buutenks: hmph, ignorant fool! You're really just wanting to die like the rest!

Buutenks gripped her fists as she was ready to begin her battle with Goka. Goka, however, soon threw one of the Potara earrings to Gohan.

Goka: Gohan, catch!

Gohan: huh?!

Gohan quickly attempted to catch the incoming earring, but he ended up missing and the earring ended up falling somewhere in the many rocks in the area.

Goka: ep!

You facepalmed, with just about everyone, minus Gohan, facepalming as well.

(Y/N): every time..... every time it seems like things might actually turn out to be good, it goes bad fast.

Goka: Gohan, pick up the earring, quickly!

Gohan: right!

Goka: be sure to put it on your right ear! You'll be able to combine with me and we can beat Majin Buu!

Gohan: w.... wow, you are really throwing a lot at me all at once, aren't you?

Zangya: was that really a good idea for her to yell that out loud right in front of her?

Cella: hmmmmm, let's see.

Buutenks: yeeeeah. Gonna need to give a big nope on that.

Buutenks soon charged toward Goka.

Goka: uh oh!

Goka quickly transformed into her Super Saiyan 3 state and dodged an incoming punch from Buutenks.

Goka: Gohan, gonna need you to hurry up with that earring!

Gohan: I'm looking!

Kyogre: we better help him out.

Logan: right. It's unfortunately our last chance to take down Majin Buu.

You and the others, minus Frieza, helped Gohan look for the earring.

(Y/N): are you kidding me?

Frieza: I'm not going to go crawling on the ground, looking for an earring of all things.

Your eyes turned blood shot red and let out a monstrous growl. Goka and Buutenks clashed with each other across the sky while trading blows with one another. However, it was Buutenks who seemed to have landed a little more of the blows.

Buutenks: you're finished.

She yelled as she landed a hit on Goka's back and sent her crashing to the ground. Buutenks soon flew towards her, ready to land another attack on her. She quickly stopped in midair, grabbed her head while groaning.

Buutenks: g.... god d..... d.... damn it!!!

She continued to groan in pain before her fusion clothes changed to that of Piccolo's clothing. The fusion time of Gotenks had worn of for Buu, changing her from Buutenks, to more of a "Buucolo".

Goka: well, it looks like the boys' time limit had run out! Which means you no longer have the level of power of their own fusion!

Goka said as she rose back up to the air to face Buucolo again.

Goka: you're power also dropped quite a bit. That's a big uh oh for you!

On the ground, Gohan lifted up a large rock and finally found the other Potara earring.

Gohan: finally!

He grabbed the earring and yelled to Goka.

Gohan: I found it!

Goka: okay, just put it on your right ear and then we can fuse!

She said before dropping to her base form.

Goka: I know Gohan could easily beat you without having to fuse. But I think it's better to make sure we can get the job done.

Buucolo soon gave a sinister smirk.

Buucolo: couldn't have said it better myself!

The detached piece of Buu's antenna sneaked up from behind Gohan and quickly managed to cover him and causing him to drop the earring before he could put it on.

(Y/N) & Goka: NO!

The piece of Buu soon shot up to Buucolo and her body soon changed once more. As this was happening, Kibito Kai and Elder Kai were watching this happen from the crystal ball.

Kibito Kai: s...... so what happens now?

Elder Kai:....... not even I know.

Buu's clothing switched from Piccolo's to Gohan's clothing. The only physical different aside from clothes was that she actually had a chin that didn't look like it was being swallowed up in her neck. She was now "Buuhan".

Buuhan: hehehe..... hahahaha! Yes, this should certainly get the job done!

You bared your jaws as your eyes turned from yellow to red before letting out an ear-shattering roar and soon charged toward Buuhan, now filled with rage.

A/N: but will it be enough?