Chapter 87: Satan & Buu

A/N: Hercule lives at Majin Buu's house as her servant all while you and the others continue with Goten and Trunks' training with fusion.

In the middle of the area where Majin Buu had made her house at, Hercule was standing there, looking to the direction of the house.

Hercule's mind: well, I'm finally here. Hm........ gotta say though, I really thought that Majin Buu's house was a lot bigger and scarier than this.

Hercule: so then, this is the place?

A General and a soldier soon peaked their heads out of a piece of rubble of the area and looked to Hercule.

General: yes, this is the place, Mr. Satan.

Hercule: r.... right then. I'll go on in alone from here. Only I can handle this dangerous task! You fellas can go back to the base and wait for the good news just like everyone else.

General: don't need to tell us twice. But before we leave, can I ask about what's in the bag?

Hercule: oh this....... This..... is the secret weapon that will take down Majin Buu. This..... is the weapon that will show them what true fear is. This.... is the weapon that will make them regret being on the same planet as the universe's mightiest warrior, Mr. Satan!

He yelled before he tossed off his campaign belt and robe.

Hercule's mind: genius, Hercule. Pure genius.

He soon pointed over to Majin Buu's house and began to yell.

Hercule: Majin Buu! The great Mr. Satan has come to finish you off and end your reign of terror for good! Start saying your prayers now and make peace with whatever god you have! Because you're about to meet him real soon!

He said before he started to walk a lot closer to the house. He soon started yelling again, but this time it sounded a bit more like he had a bit of a whimper in his voice.

Hercule: what's the matter?! Huh? Too scared to meet your maker?!

General: you alright Mr. Satan? You sound like you voice got a little bit wimpy for a moment there.

Hercule soon jumped for a quick moment before coughing in his fist.

Hercule: it's nothing, just a little bit a sore throat for all the yelling as well as the intense training I had to endure earlier.

General: oh, well why didn't you say so. I'll yell out for you.

He soon stepped out in front of Hercule and soon yelled towards Majin Buu's house.

General: hey Majin Buu, what's the matter?! Are you too much of a big pink pussy to step out and face the great Mr. Satan in a fight?! At least die like a man and not like a little bitch!

Hercule's mind: OH F**K!

Hercule soon picked up the General and ran with him over near the piece of rubble.

Hercule: okay, I think it's time for you to go now. Don't wanna get caught in the crossfire of our battle!

General: already on it.

He said before both he and his soldiers soon made a break for it out of the area.

Hercule: god damn dumbass general!

Hercule growled to himself as he looked to Majin Buu's house to see if she was coming out of the house yet.

Hercule:..... is she even actually home at the moment?

Hercule waited a moment or so before he started to quickly crawl to Majin Buu's house on his belly. Once he got to the house, he leaned against the side of the wall of it as he slowly started to make his way to the entrance of the house.

Hercule's mind: okay, just make sure to take a quick peak, and if he's there, run like hell.

Hercule soon moved his head into the entrance of the house and didn't see Majin Buu anywhere.

Hercule: huh, I guess she's not really home at all.

He soon moved his head out of the house.

Hercule: all well, they're not here. Guess I won't be able to fight them today. I'll just have to try again some other time.

Majin Buu: excuse me?

Hercule looked up while he froze with a shocked expression on his face as he saw Majin Buu standing on the very top of her house.

Majin Buu: hello neighbor!

Hercule dropped his bag as he was still looking at Buu with his shocked expression.

Hercule's mind:............ f*********************************************************************************************************************************************ck!

Majin Buu jumped down from the roof and down to the ground to meet Hercule.

Hercule: uh....... w..... well hello there Ms. Majin Buu. Nice to meet you on this swell day.

Majin Buu: hmmmm, you look interesting. What candy would you be made into?

Hercule: w... wait a second! Just hold on a bit now! Before you do anything unnecessary, I've got a little bit of a gift for you!

He said before unzipping his bag and pulling out a present and held it up to Majin Buu.

Hercule: here you go. It ain't anything too special. But, I'm sure you'll like it.

Majin Buu: eh, it's it's nothing special than it doesn't really seem like it's that much worth my time.

Hercule: did I say nothing special? Nah, it's actually something very special that I knew that you'd like it the moment I would get it. See, a while bunch of Luxurious chocolates!

He said as he opened up the top of the present to show the chocolates to Majin Buu.

Hercule: eat as much as you'd like.

Majin Buu: oooooooooo! Chocolates, huh? Hm..... what Luxurious mean.

Hercule: oh uh........ it means that they're very expensive and very, very yummy!

Majin Buu: hmmmm, Buu did technically already eat today. Maybe just one.

She said before she started to eat one piece of chocolate after the other. Hercule soon formed a slight smirk on his face.

Hercule's mind: jokes on this bitch, all these chocolates are laced with multiple different drugs and cocaine. Eating all that much at one time will surely kill her!

Majin Buu: mmmmm, this tastes yummier than most chocolate made from humans or Pokémon!

Hercule looked at her in shock again since he figured that she would have dropped dead after just the first one or two chocolates.

Hercule: you...... don't say......

Hercule soon pulled something else out from his bag.

Hercule: uh here's the next gift that I have for you. It's a Game B..... I mean Game Poy!

Hercule's mind: that was close. Nearly one word away from a massive lawsuit.

Majin Buu: hmmmm, how does it work?

Hercule: oh, well you just watch the screen and you move around and beat up your opponent by pressing on these buttons here!

He gave the game to Majin Buu as her eyes soon focused on the game he gave her. He slowly started to sneak away from her while she was focused.

Hercule's mind: alright, let's finish this off.

He pressed a button on a device and the Game Poy quickly exploded.

Hercule: yeeeeeeeah! I got her! I got her! I did it all by myself.

The smoke soon cleared and Hercule saw that the best that the explosion did was leave a few tiny scratch marks on Majin Buu.

Majin Buu: say, that was pretty fun!

Hercule: uh....... great......

Majin Buu: Buu like you. Buu make you his servant!

Hercule: uh......... okay.

Majin Buu soon pulled something out from the front part of her pants. She quickly pulled out 3 small balls, each had different colors.

Majin Buu: Buu give you these. They're hard candy that Buu made from people earlier.

Hercule's mind: not sure I should be concerned about that those were people or where she pulled those out from.

Majin Buu: here. Eat some.

She said as she held out her hand.

Hercule: oh uh..... thanks, I'll surely take them.

He said as he soon grabbed the hard candy from Majin Buu. He soon started to pretend to eat said hard candy.

Hercule: real nice. Not bad at all.

He said before he soon pointing in a random direction.

Hercule: oh my gosh, what's that!

Majin Buu: hm?

Buu looked to the direction that he pointed to. As she was doing this, Hercule spat out the hard candy while she wasn't looking before landing a blow to the side of Buu's neck. This resulted in nothing for Hercule.

Majin Buu: did Buu get bit by mosquito?

Hercule soon backed up a bit before Majin Buu turned back around.

Hercule: uh...... I thought I saw somebody in the distance. I guess It was nothing.

Majin Buu: oh, well Buu take care of that!

Majin Buu fired off a blast in the direction that Hercule pointed to earlier.

Hercule's mind: definitely gonna need to change later.

Hercule: uh..... nice.... Real nice.....

(Timeskip).

Majin Buu: you want to do what with Buu now?

Hercule: just take a quick little picture. A memento if you will.

Majin Buu: hmmmmmm...... fine.

Hercule: good. Just lay down on your back and then spread your arms forward.

Majin Buu replied by doing this and spreading her arms forward on the ground.

Majin Buu: like this?

Hercule: yeah, that's perfect. Just stay in that position for a moment.

Hercule soon pressed a button on the camera as it was getting ready to take a picture. Hercule got to the side of Majin Buu and stuck his hand up with a peace sign. The camera soon took the picture to make it seem like Hercule had taken Majin Buu.

Hercule's mind: yeah! I can at least come back to everyone with that to prove my victory.

Hercule: that was good. Now that we're done with that, are you hungry for anything at all? I'm pretty good when it comes to cooking, you know.

Majin Buu: hmmmmmmmm, sure......

(Timeskip).

After feeding Majin Buu, he was soon having to give her a bath.

Hercule's mind: good god I don't know where her back starts and where it ends!

(Meanwhile).

On the Scared World of the Kais, Goka was currently still asleep all while Elder Kai was STILL going with his dance.

Gohan's mind: please let this be over soon. Whatever higher god there is out there in the known universe, let this end aready.

Elder Kai soon stopped in a weird pose.

Gohan:.........

Shin:.........

Kibito:.......

He then suddenly sat down on to the ground and patted slightly.

Elder Kai: oh boy I'm pooped.

Shin: Son Goka, I believe it's all fully finished at this point.

Goka soon sat up and opened her eyes.

Goka: oh thank goodness, I've been pretending to be asleep this whole time and I was just about to actually fall asleep.

Elder Kai: you can sit down now.

He said to Gohan, who immediately sat down on the ground after he said so.

Goka: so son, do you feel any stronger now?

Elder Kai: don't be foolish, I only just now finished the ritual. The power up prosses will take an extra 20 hours.

Gohan: wha......?!?!

Shin:...............

Kibito:..............

Goka:.............

Elder Kai: okay, let's get this started. All that you have to do is to just sit there and concentrate carefully.

Gohan: fine........

He said before looking down and closing his eyes. Elder Kai soon raised his hands forward to Gohan in order to transfer the ability to him.

(Meanwhile).

On the lookout, Bulma and ChiChi were patching up the all of the bruises and scratches that they had sustained from Majin Buu.

Trunks: Ow! Ow! Ow!

Bulma: well what did you think was gonna happen when you went up against Majin Buu.

Trunks: that's not why I'm screaming!

(Y/N): be grateful, child. I could have done a lot worse than any of you could possibly imagine.

ChiChi: and that something we definitely wouldn't be able to help either of you boys with if you pull a stunt like that again.

Logan: you kids need to learn to not be reckless for once.

Piccolo: exactly, because apparently, you're the only hope that we've got left on this planet at this point!

He soon approached the two before placing his hands over them, fixing their clothes and healing their wounds.

Piccolo: you both need to take and learn from the injuries that you sustained at this moment and not try and more reckless moves! We're gonna start with the next part of the training with you both fuse as Super Saiyan. And no jumping back to fight Majin Buu the moment you manage to get it. Understood?

Goten & Trunks: yes sir.

(Y/N): yeah, you better understand.

Frostwing: so how much of the training is going to be...........

(Timeskip).

The two boys were standing next to each other as they were currently in their Super Saiyan state.

Kyogre: apparently, we're skipping right into things.

Logan: not very far actually.

The two boys preformed the dance once again.

Goten & Trunks: Fu.... sion..... HA!

The two of them had fused into Gotenks once again. This time, as a Super Saiyan.

(Y/N): well then, we didn't have to deal with any retries this time around thankfully.

Frieza: god, did the monkey fusion child's muscles get even bigger?

Frostwing: bigger question is why the hell do you keep looking at them?

Frieza: you'd look too if you'd see a muscle-bound child!

Piccolo: not bad. Your ki is definitely a lot higher than before. But what about your movements?

Gotenks: heh, you wanna see what I got? Alright. Gotta Go Fast!

He yelled before he quickly flew off of the Lookout.

Piccolo: damn it!

(Y/N): again?!

You and Piccolo quickly chased after the Saiyan fusion as he was circling the long poll that's usually under the lookout.

(Several minutes later).

You, Piccolo and the boys soon arrived back at the lookout.

Groudon: did they seriously run off to try and fight Majin Buu again?

(Y/N): After a couple minutes of fucking around and using up their energy, they only made it as far as a distance from her house before they defused. We were only lucky to get out of there before Majin Buu even stepped out of her house.

Kyogre: hm, kinda figured she'd step out of that house the moment she heard the boys.

(Y/N): Same thing ran through my head when they started shouting. But she never stood out of the house. I know she's there, I smelt her scent.

(Meanwhile).

Hercule was currently finishing on reading Majin Buu a story.

Hercule: almost as if he was snuggling up to Nello, Patrasche died as well. The townsfolk learned about the event that had happened and reflected to themselves, saying; "what have we done?".

Majin Buu: oooooooooooooooooooooo. That was fun!

Hercule:.................

Majin Buu soon stepped out of the house with Hercule quickly following behind her.

Hercule: hey uh...... where are you going this time?

Majin Buu: Buu go out. Maybe blow up another city. Kill people and Pokémon too. You wanna come with?

Hercule: who, me? Nah! I'm just gonna stay here. You know, cook a little something delicious I know you'll certainly like.

Majin Buu: ooooooo~ you always make good food. Buu look forward to it!

She said before she soon took off.

Hercule: oh I know you will. You could even say the taste will be..... explosive......

Hercule planted a big stick of dynamite somewhere in the house which he was going to set off while Buu would be eating. He was currently on making Majin Buu's food at the moment. However, Hercule soon saw Majin Buu making her way back to the house.

Hercule: sh.... she's back already!

Hercule soon stepped out of the house to meet with Majin Buu as she landed onto the ground.

Hercule: sorry Buu, but I'm still in the middle of making your meal.

He soon noticed as Majin Buu had a small dog in her hand.

Hercule: uh....... what's up with the small dog in your hand there, Buu?

Hercule's mind: please don't tell me you wanna eat it.

Majin Buu: he not scared of Buu. He no run away from Buu. Like weird blink kid Buu once ran into.

Hercule: well, it would appear to me that this poor little fella has a bit of a hurt leg. That's probably why he can't run.

Majin Buu: oh, is that it? Okay. Buu heal dog leg like she heal weird blind kid. Thst way you can run away!

Majin Buu soon used her magic to heal the small dog of its broken leg, much to both the surprise of th dog and Hercule. Buu then proceeded to put the dog onto the ground.

Majin Buu: there you go. You run away now.

The dog soon began to run. But not away from Buu, but more of around her instead while also barking and rubbing up on her happily. The pink demon only stood in confusion from this.

Majin Buu: huh? Why he no run away from Buu scared?

Hercule: he's not running because he's happy for you helping him with his hurt leg.

Majin Buu: hmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

Majin Buu suddenly started to run a few feet away from the dog. However, she looked over her shoulder and saw the dog chase after her, panting in excitement. Once she stopped running, the dog leaned up against her a bit while panting happily and wagging its tail.

Majin Buu: this thing likes me?

She asked Hercule.

Hercule: well yeah. He's developed a fondness for you because you fixed his leg. Don't you see his tail wagging? It means he's happy.

Majin Buu soon took notice of the wagging tail on the dog as well.

Majin Buu: he's like you. You like Buu too.

Hercule: uh.... yeah. You could say it like that.

Majin Buu: hmmmm, Buu like that.

She said with a smile before she kneeled down and offered the dog a piece of chocolate.

Majin Buu: here, you want chocolate?

Hercule: wow, wow, wow now! I don't think chocolate will do for something like a dog. You have to give it something like dog food.

Majin Buu: dog food? Buu never heard of dog food. What it do?

Hercule: well, if you'd like, I can go out and buy some dog food for the little fella.

Majin Buu: hmmmm, okay then.

Hercule: alright. I'll be back in a jiffy.

He said before hoping onto a white scooter-like machine and driving off to the nearest location that had any dog food.

Hercule's mind: now's my chance to take her out!

Once he got far away enough from the house, he stopped near a rock and got behind it before he pulled out a device that would set off the dynamite. He also pulled out a monocular so he could get a nice close look at Majin Buu's destruction for when he pressed the button.

Hercule: you're finished, Majin Buu! Hehehehe...

However, when he got a close look at Majin Buu, he saw that she was having fun with the dog. Even if part of that fun involved her being the one licking the dog rather than the other way around. Either way, Majin Buu was actually interacting with another living being aside from Hercule and not killing it.

Hercule: hehehe...... damn it..... I'll...... I'll do it later.....

He said before he got onto the scooter and started to drive off again.

(Timeskip).

Hercule came back sometime after with some dog food to feed to Majin Buu's new dog.

Hercule: see that? He's a lot happier with eating stuff like this.

He said to Majin Buu, who was currently eating some of the dog food out of the bag.

Majin Buu: ech!

Hercule: say uh.. Buu? I can ask you one humble question?

Majin Buu: hm?

Hercule: why exactly do you just go around, killing People, Pokémon and even destroy things like cities and all that?

Majin Buu: it just fun.

Hercule: that's it?

Majin Buu: Bibidi and Babidi both said I can all of that to play.

Hercule: eh..... who are they exactly?

Majin Buu: the very wrinkly and grumpy old guys who made me.

Hercule: really? Well, you know you really don't have to listen to such disagreeable guys like them. You don't really need to just be killing and destroying things and whatnot.

Buu looked to him with an emotionless look, causing Hercule to jump a bit.

Hercule's mind: oh shit!

Majin Buu: you think it all bad things?

Hercule: we..... well yeah. It's not really worth it just to kill and destroy anything and everything in your path just because. You could probably gain more by not doing that.... maybe......

Majin Buu: hmmmm.............. Hmmmmmmm....... HMMMMMMMM...... HMMMMMMMMMMMMM........... okay, Buu stop.

Hercule: w.... wait, what?

Majin Buu: Buu promise to stop killing people and Pokémon and stop destroying their cities.

Hercule's mind: holy shit.... HOLY SHIT! I DID IT! I REALLY DID IT! THE WORLD... NO! THE UNIVERSE'S GREATEST CHAMPION, MR. SATAN, HAS SAVED THE UNIVERSE ONCE AGAIN!

Elsewhere, A criminal named Van Zant and his assistant, Smitty; were currently driving to the location where Majin Buu's house was.

Smitty: alright, boss. It should be just around here!

Van Zant: good. After I kill Majin Buu, the idiots of the world will shower me in some much cash that I'll have enough money to retire!

Smitty:....... You mean "us", right?

Van Zant: shut the f**k up, Smitty!

Smitty: yes, boss....

Back at Majin Buu's house, she was currently playing fetch with Bee, the name she gave her new dog. Bee retrieved the ball and ran back to Buu to give it to her.

Hercule: and just like that, he brings the ball right back to you.

Majin Buu: okay. Let's go again! Let's go again!

She picked up the ball and threw it a distance away. Bee quickly chased after it. Majin Buu laughed in glee as she watched Bee chase after it. However, as Bee was chasing after the ball, Van Zant had his snipper aimed at the small puppy. Just as Bee got close to the ball, Zant pulled the trigger and shot the dog.

Hercule: ?!

Majin Buu opened her eyes in shock as she saw Bee's motionless body laying on the ground after what had happened.

Van Zant: heh, one down!

A/N: (One thing to point out, I had originally considered on making Bee a dog Pokémon. But I soon decided on just keeping him the same).

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