A/N: as Goka's fight with Cella went on, things started seemingly like she was going to win until she pulled yet another Goka move.

On the Lookout, Dende was trying to watch the battle in his mind.

Dende: I can't see shit!

Mr. Popo: I told you before, you have to.....

Dende: clear my mind of all other thoughts. Yeah, primo advice. Might as well ask me to herd star-knoss...

Mr. Popo: I'm going to assume those are similar to cats.

Dende: oh, no, they eat cats...exclusively. Me-dammit, I want to watch this stupid fight!

Mr. Popo: tell me; what thoughts are clouding your mind?

Gohan's voice went off in Dende's head.

Gogna: hey, Dende. Could you put this lotion on my back and/or butt?

Dende: mmm... God stuff.

Mr. Popo: well, worry not. All we really need is a little green.

Dende: I specifically told you not to call me that.

Mr. Popo held up a joint.

Mr. Popo: I'm not~

Dende: yo...

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Goka and Cella were continuing their epic clash at the Cella Games by moving at supersonic speeds. Goka nearly fell out of the ring but quickly maneuvers herself and kicked Cella in the back. Cella stropped the the edge of the ring and moved behind Goks and punched her, but Goka blocked it with a kick. Cella attempted another punch, But Goka moved away, causing her to punch the ring. Both combatants then kick each other in the face and Cella tried another punch, but Goka ducked and double-kicked Cella into the air.

Jimmy Firecracker: my God... What feats of incomparable skill and might! What power! What speed! What a battle...! ...Is what I'd be saying if they were in the ring... Where are they?

Larry: maybe they're moving at speeds too fast for the human eye? I could try using the high shutter camera...

Mr. Satan: Jerry, you're a terrific camera guy, but a lousy martial artist. Nobody's that fast! They're just using camouflage..... like the Predator! Or Harry Potter.

Goka and Cella collided in the air, sending a shockwave that stuns Mr. Satan, Jimmy Firecracker, and Larry.

Jimmy Firecracker: ...Harry Potter, sir?

Mr. Satan: my daughter's a big fan.

Goka kicked Cella in the face, which she countered by punching Goka in the face.

Perfect Cella: good, Goka, very good. This is exactly what I've been looking for!

She chuckled.

Perfect Cella: oh, you know... When I became perfect, I was a little scared... scared that I'd never be able to test these abilities. Like a master surgeon without a patient.

Goks: or a grill without a burger.

Perfect Cella: yes, you get it, Goka! And that's why we're here today. You are the only one who can complete me; compete with me! All the others? Ah, they mean nothing! This tournament, this ring; they're all for you. So we could have our perfect battle.

Goka: well, honestly, you didn't need to go this far. I'm just here for a fight.

Perfect Cella: god, that's what I adore about you. You're so simple! That's what nobody else understands... Now then... how about we slip into something more... comfortable.

Goka: wait, I'm confused. Are you asking me to get naked? 'Cause I'm not gonna say no, but I shouldn't say yes... Oh crap, guy.... !

Everyone screamed as Cella destroys his own ring, leaving a massive crater. You burst out of the rubble and looked around to see if everyone was alright.

(Y/N): ugh..... freaking got small bits of gravel and...... sand?....... in places I didn't know I had.

You looked to the others.

(Y/N): is everyone else alright?

Groudon: I'm good.

Kyogre came out of the dust with Gohan, Logan, Frieza, Krillin, Tien and Yamcha.

Kyogre: we're all okay here.

Krillin: how about you, Vegeta?

Vegeta: fuck you, bald man!

Krillin: she's fine.

He said as he looked at the massive crater.

Krillin: heh, looks like there's a hole in the ring!

He laughed.

Gohan: ...really?

(Y/N): booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Krillin: let me cope!

Jimmy Firecracker, Mr. Satan, and Larry were both looking in shock as were saved from the blast by 16.

Jimmy Firecracker: M....Mr. Satan, how do you explain this one?

Mr. Satan: w...well you see Jimmy, not only did they put magnets under the ring, but they also put explosives under there as well. That way they could make it look like they Laser light show they did there was real.

(Back at the Town).

Random Guy: that also makes sense!

(Back at the Cella Games).

Jimmy Firecracker: anyway, th..... tha.... thank you for saving us, M....M.... Mister, uh...

Android 16: 16. Android 16.

Jimmy Firecracker: anything you'd like to say to the audience?

Android 16: I want to murder Son Goka.

Jimmy Firecracker: well, you heard it here first, folks.

(Back in the Town).

Random Guy: yeah, f**k Goka!

(Back to the Cell Games again).

As the dust cleared, You noticed something different with Cella. She had the dark aura around her body similar to when you saw it from before like with Turles and Slug.

(Y/N): that's not good.

Logan: what is it?

(Y/N): her aura, look at it.

Logan soon noticed it as well.

Logan: ah shit. Towa again!

(Y/N): I can't even sense or even smell her scent anywhere.

Logan: well that's just spectacular.

Perfect Cella: I'd feel worse about all the time I spent making our perfect ring, but now that it's gone... we can fight unabated!

Goka stretched her legs.

Goka: ChiChi once told me that makes you grow hair on your eyes.

Perfect Cella: killing you will be the hardest thing I ever enjoy.

She proceeded to fire multiple blasts at Goka, who evaded them by flying away.

Larry: sir, what's our life insurance policy?

Jimmy Firecracker: same as our ethics policy!

Larry: then I'm real glad I don't have a family!

A massive explosion happened as Goka rose high in the sky.

Krillin: huh... What's she doing up there? Ooh, you think she's going for a Solar Flare?

Goka: Kaaaa...!

(Y/N): uh.....

Piccolo: that's not how the Solar Flare works!

Perfect Cella: sh....she can't be serious...

Goka: ...Meeeee...!

(Y/N): Goka, don't you dare!

Trunks: gettin' mom flashbacks here!

Frieza: she's trying to pull a me, isn't she?

Goka: ...HAAAA...!

Cella chuckled.

Perfect Cella: I see! Yes, Goka! You're absolutely right! This is the only way it can end! This tournament, these fools, this planet...! They mean nothing to women like you and I! We will go out together... in a ball of molten rock and death!

Logan: oh my god, ALL YOU BITCHES ARE NUTS!

Goka: ...MEEEE...!

(Y/N): STOP IT NOW!!!

Krillin: GOKA, NO!!

Perfect Cella: YEESSSS~!!

Goka popped out and popped in directly in front of Cella.

(Y/N), Logan & Logan: eh?!

Cella realized she was f**ked right in the down under.

Perfect Cella: ...oh... CRAPBASKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....!!!

Goka: ...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

She unleashed her blast at Cella in point-blank range, striking her in the upper body.

Jimmy Firecracker: Larry! Are you alive?

Larry: somehow, sir.

He said as he was behind Jimmy.

Jimmy Firecracker: then get back out there, Larry!

Goka started panting in exhaustion as the smoke cleared to reveal that the entire upper portion of Cella's body had been vaporized.

Yamcha: ha! Well those guys with the camera better stop rolling, 'cause looks like Cella's going topless! Hu-ha!

Tien: you know, just because everyone somehow survived this... I'm gonna let you have that.

Vegeta: I won't; you suck!

Yamcha: oh...

Jimmy Firecracker: god as my witness... It looks like that orange hillbilly has exploded the top of Cella! Mr. Satan, do you have any explanations?

Mr. Satan: well, if I were a bettin' man..... and I am, it's a serious problem.... they combined the lasers and the mirrors with C4 charges.....

Jimmy Firecracker: and switched the body out in the ensuing chaos!

Mr. Satan: now you're thinking like a Satanist, Jimmy.

Goka: awesome. Hey Krillin, can I get a ten-count?

Krillin: you got it, Goka! ONE!

Cella's body suddenly got back up.

Krillin: Twoooo...!

Cella regenerated her head and arms.

(Y/N): should have at least guessed.

Perfect Cella: all right, time! Time out! Time right the hell out!

Goka: how did you.....?

Perfect Cella: you weren't here for this, but TL;DR... Piccolo's cells.

Piccolo: okay, I am... 90% sure I can't do that.

Perfect Cella: we'll figure that out later. In the meantime, what I really want to know is how you keep popping in and out of reality!

Goka: oh, that's just my Instant Transmission.

Perfect Cella: and don't tell me, is that another technique you stole?

Goka: no... Kinda... I got it from eating sick aliens...

Perfect Cella: that's disgusting.

Goka: you eat people all the time!

Perfect Cella: yes. And I'm a monster.

Gohan: yeah, with all our stolen DNA.

Perfect Cella: I DIDN'T ASK TO BE BORN, DADS!

Goku and Cella resumed their fight.

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan, can you make heads or tails of this? Because right now, I'm more confused than a homeless man under house arrest!

Mr. Satan: first of all; I find that offensive.

Jimmt Firecracker: why?

Mr. Satan: secondly, uh... I don't want to give away all the trade secrets! Otherwise, what would be left for the kids, Jimmy? What would be left for the kids?

(Up at Kame House).

Master Roshi was watching the fight from the TV as Jimmy kept going.

Jimmy Firecracker: Pragmatism at its finest, Mr. Satan.

Bulma soon opened the door as she showed up at the house.

Bulma: hey, I'm here. Sorry I'm so late; I had to pick up Trunks from Daycare.

Master Roshi: ahh... You brought the baby...

Bulma: is that a problem?

Master Roshi: I...... Naw, it's fine.

Turtle: he is legally obligated to inform you that he is.....

Master Roshi: Turtle, I've watched her poop! She knows what I'm about.

(Back to the Cella Games).

Goka was trying to catch her breath.

Piccolo: this is bad. The last time I saw Goka this winded, she was having a heart attack. She can't keep this up.

(Y/N): you can't be serious right?

Piccolo: do I look like I'm fucking joking?!

Trunks: wait! What about the Senzu Beans? You know, the magical beans that... heal all wounds and... restore your... stamina...? Okay, guys, if you're bothered by cheating, either loosen your moral code or stop hinging the fate of the world on deathmatches!

Vegeta: I can't believe you're my son.

Trunks: hey, you said it, not me.

Vegeta: Kakarrot isn't like you; she's a full-blooded Saiyan warrior! She'd throw that Senzu Bean back in your face, because it's not the world that's at stake...

Trunks: I'm pretty sure it is....

(Y/N): wait for it.

Vegeta: ...it's her Saiyan pride! She'll see this fight to the end without any of our help. Even if it kills her.

Goka expelled her aura.

Goka: I give up.

(Y/N): yep.

Frieza: I F**KING KNEW IT!!!

Vegeta: I'LL KILL HER!!

Perfect Cella: I'm sorry, I'm rather high up here. What did you just say, Goka?!

Goka: I give up! You win! Great fight!

Gohan: wait, what is she doing?

Piccolo: well, this is your mother, so she's either saving all of our lives or dooming us all.

Logan: because it wouldn't be Goka if she didn't do that.

Perfect Cella: but we're not finished. I'm not finished! This isn't a victory; this is... I don't even know what this is!

Goka: nah, it's totally a victory. 'Cause I'm giving up. That means you win.

Both Vegeta and Cella spoke simultaneously.

Vegeta & Perfect Cella: every word you just spoke has made me violently angry. OH, GREAT! NOW I'M AGREEING WITH CELLA/VEGETA! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!

Goka: Cella, you knew what this was... Just a fight. Nothing more.

Perfect Cella: You bitch...! If you seriously concede, I'll... I'll just blow up the Earth like I said! So unless you want me to turn this whole planet into an asteroid field, Kakarrot, GET BACK UP HERE AND PUNCH ME IN MY PERFECT JAWLINE!!

Goka: hold your horses, Cella. You said this was a tournament. There's still a fighter left to take you on, so you'll have to fight him first.

(Y/N)'s mind: Goka, you better not do what I think you're about to do.

Perfect Cella: oh...? Oh, ohoho, I see... This is a prank! My God, I honestly never figured you for a prankster, Goka, but you son of a bitch, ya got me! Okay, who is it? Is it the Princess? No, it couldn't be; I don't even take my own sloppy seconds. The boy? Hardly; he looks like he's about ready to crush coal into diamonds with his sphincter. The 3 Legendary Pokémon? Nope; I doubt they could damage a continent.

(Y/N): come a little closer and you'll REALLY find out.

Perfect Cella: or is it the Logan kid? Doubt it; He hasn't exactly done much since this arc.

Logan: give it time.

Perfect Cella: oh, could it be Tenshinhan? Please tell me it's Tenshinhan.

Yamcha: man, it's like a hate boner triangle.

Goka: Nope-arino! The fighter I've selected... the fighter who will finally put your terror to an end, is~... Mr. Satan! Get out here, you!

Mr. Satan: DIARRHEA!

Goka: well, shoot. Original plan, then. Gohan, get out here!

(Y/N): F*****************************************************************************K!

Gohan: I'm sorry, we're a little high up here. What did she just say, Mr. Piccolo?

Piccolo: I think she just said...

Perfect Cella: Gohan? Out of the entire list, you pick... him?! He wasn't even on the list! YAMCHA was on the list!

Yamcha: wait, why was I.....?!

Perfect Cella: Half-time entertainment!

Yamcha: ... Frankly, I'm just happy to be included.

Goka leapt and landed to everyone else.

Goka: alright, Gohan. She's all yours. Have fun!

Gohan: mom, I'm going to have to politely ask you to back the HFIL up. What... in Dende's name... are you doing?

Goka: I'm sending in the strongest fighter we got. This is what you trained for.

Gohan: t.....that's what YOU trained for! I was never supposed to fight! I was just there to make you stronger!

Goka: oh, Gohan, you're just being insincere.

Piccolo: Insecure; and no, he's not! HE'S 11 YEARS OLD!

Krillin: Goka, we're not going to tell you how to be a parent right now...

(Y/N) & Piccolo: WE ARE!!

Krillin: ...but how do you think ChiChi is going to react to this? Especially since she's been like a second mother to Gohan.

(At Goka's place).

ChiChi didn't exactly have the best reaction to Goka's decision.

ChiChi: I am going to crucify that bitch...!

(Back with Goku and the others).

Goka: guys, trust me on this one. I spent a whole year training him last week. So get out there, Gohan! You got this.

Gohan: do I even have a choice?

Goka: 'Course you do! You either go out there and kill her, or the planet gets exploded.

Gohan: that's not a choice, that's an ultimatum.

Goka: Gohan... we both know I don't know what that word means.

Gohan: obviously not. *sighs* OK, fine, I'll go fight Cella... I've never been wished back by the Dragon, so hey, this'll be a learning experience...

He removed his cape.

Goka: Gohan, wait. Before you go...

Gohan: what?

Goka: ...You're so much stronger than you think you are.

Gohan: yeah, well, let's see what Cella thinks.

Jimmy Firecracker: my goodness! The orange hillbilly, previously reported to BEAT HER FAMILY FRIEND AND THE WEIRD REPTILE PERSON, has resigned herself, and sent her own child to fight Cella!

(Back at Goka's place).

ChiChi was spazzing out.

ChiChi: ...With a BUTTER KNIFE, you stupid BITCH! I'll tie you to a chair first and gag you with a GODDAMN DAIKON RADISH!

(In Mr. Satan's Mansion).

A little girl was watching the Cella Games go on as she saw Gohan on screen.

Little Videl: hm... Sweet hair.

(Back at the Cella Games again).

Perfect Cella: so, the biggest, most important fight of my life walks away, and sends in the world's strongest bookworm! Fine, Goka, I'll play along with this little joke. But I want you to know, while I'm busy pounding your son... I'll be thinking of you the entire time.

Gohan's mind: thinking about it, I might actually have the advantage here. She took as much of a beating as mom did, if not more. And after spending a year with Mom in that Time Chamber, I'm at least as strong as she is now. And then, if I play it carefully, I could actually win this!

Goka: oh, hey Krillin? Can you bean me real quick?

Krillin: oh sure, here.

He handed Goka a Senzu Bean.

Goka: thanks, friend. Hey, Cella!

Perfect Cella: hmm?

Goka: Senzu Bean!

She threw the Senzu Bean at Cella.

Krillin: huh?

Cella caught the bean.

Krillin: NO!!

Piccolo: WHAT!?!

Yamcha: WHY!?!

(Y/N): WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Suddenly, Frostwing seemed to have finally arrived.

Frostwing: hey, I'm here.

Logan: okay, what the actual hell? Where you go off to for this whole time?

Frostwing: oh...... I uh......... just had to take care of something.

Logan: yeah, seems so, I felt that energy coming from you before I suddenly couldn't even sense you out anymore.

Frostwing soon whispered to him.

Frostwing: just keep it down you're the only one who knows after our training time chamber.6

Logan: I know, but, you kinda came at a bad time.

Frostwing: really? What did I miss?

Logan pointed to Goka, who was now off the battlefield and even tossed Cella a Senzu Bean as Gohan approached to fight her.

Frostwing: d......did Goka seriously just.....

Logan: like you need to ask. Like the Half Mad, Half Insane Bitch that she is, she's pulling another one to fuck all of us over.

Frostwing: (Why am I not surprised... it be some miracle if this somehow works out in the en

Goka: what? I'm just playing fair. He's tired. She's got post-Goka exhaustion.

Gohan: mom! She is going to kill me!!

Perfect Cella: hey, you said it, not me.

She ate the Senzu Bean and swallowed it.

Perfect Cella: OH, THAT'S THAT GOOD SHIT!

She powered up.

Perfect Cella: suck it kale, you bush-league super food.

Gohan's mind: well, war of attrition is out, so deep end it is.

He powered up.

Piccolo: which one was it, Goka? Which concussion did you suffer that made you think ANY of this was a good idea!?!

Goka: Piccolo, just watch. You're going to see amazing things out there.

Piccolo: what's amazing about watching your 11-year-old son get murdered?!

Goka: Gohan might be 11 years old, but he's also like... I dunno, a hundred times stronger than I was at that age!

Piccolo: Goka...

Goka: he's been keeping pace with us since he was a baby. I mean, you should know. You kidnapped him.

(Y/N): Goka...

Goka: and after spending that year alone with him, I know more than anyone that he's going to...

(Y/N) & Piccolo: GOKA!

Goka: What!?

Cella was repeatedly punching Gohan in the face.

Perfect Cella: thinkin' o' you, Goka!

She said as she continued to pummel Gohan.

Goka:.......... he'll get back up eventually.

You got so pissed that you punched Goka hard in stomach as much as you did to Vegeta before. Goka groaned as she fell to her knees.

Goka: oh...... god.......

Vegeta: yeah, doesn't feel so good now, does it Kakarot?

(Y/N): EVERYONE. F**KING. GET'S. ONE!!!

Perfect Cella: and I thought the princess had anger issues.

A/N: when you're dealing with Goka and Vegeta for so long, you can only hold back so much.