A/N: you and the others finally reach planet Namek, only for to find out it was a fake.

You, Krillin and Gohan were inside a large ship and surrounded at gunpoint by a group of space orphans.

(Y/N): you just had to stop here?

Krillin: I had to go, alright?

(Y/N): You couldn't have gone in the ship.

Krillin: I was not risking trying to deal with that gibberish speaking toilet.

Cutter: so, Frieza sent you to follow us, huh? Looks like he wasn't satisfied with just our planet!

Krillin: who the hell is Frieza....

Cutter: shut up! There's no way we can let you people live! Not after what you did to our planet, our families!

The Space orphans cheered.

Cutter: and now, for you crimes against our people

He said while aiming a gun at Krillin.

(Y/N): okay seriously, just what the absolute hell is....

Cutter: WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!

Krillin: uhhh, isn't that a little...

Cutter: men! Ready your blasters!

(Y/N): in other words, ready your odd looking Nerf guns.

Krillin: Gohan, this may be it. Close your eyes!

Cutter: aim! FIRE!

A shot was fired at Krillin's head, which showed to have no effect.

Krillin: oh... Huh....

(Y/N): so that's what Bulma mean when she calls you crone dome.

Cutter: oh, my God! Frieza's men are stronger than we thought! Everyone! Take your cyanide tablets!

Krillin: but we told you, we don't know any Frieza...

The Space orphans dropped dead one by one. Krillin and You were completely shocked at what just happened.

Krillin: I... uh... uh...

(Y/N): what the absolute f**k just happened?!

Gohan: Krillin, can I open my eyes now?

He asked as his eyes were still closed.

Krillin: just get back to the ship, Gohan.

Gohan: but I can't see.

Krillin: JUST GET BACK TO THE SHIP!

(TimeSkip).

The spaceship continued to fly through outer space.

Krillin's mind: krillin's log, stardate... uh... November 28th. We've been flying for two weeks now. Starting to feel very pent up. Not just for being trapped on the ship of course, but from Bulma walking around in nothing but her underwear! I would relieve this tension, but I've had no alone time as the toilet....

He then yelled out loud.

Krillin: ...KEEPS SCREAMING AT ME!!!

Toilet: scheiße auf meinem gesicht!

(Y/N): the hell are you two bitching at each other for this time?

Krillin: I'm not sure how much longer I can last...

Bulma: Krillin, are you saying something?

Krillin: nothing!

He then spoke under his breath.

Krillin: ....goddamn c*cktease.

Bulma: huh? You guys! You wouldn't believe it, but, I see planet Namek!

(Y/N): great, the space madness has already began.

Krillin: wait, how the hell do you know it's planet Name...

He saw a giant neon sign that said "Planet Namek".

Krillin: huh. Well, what do you know? Bring us in for a landing, Bulma.

Bulma put on her spacesuit.

Bulma: yeah, um, about that...

Krillin: about what?

Bulma: did I mention I don't really know how to land this thing?

(Y/N): no. No, you didn't until now. -_-

KRILLIN: uh... Seat-belts, Gohan!

Gohan quickly strapped in his seat-belt.

(Y/N): why do I get the sudden feeling that finding Namek this quickly seemed a little too easy.

The spaceship dropped down into the planet, with the word "Fake" briefly lighting up on the neon sign above "Planet Namek". Once the spaceship had reached the ground, it began plowing through a wooded area, with Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan screaming, until it nearly stopped short of falling off a cliff.

Krillin: see? This is why women shouldn't drive!

Bulma: Oh, right. This coming from the Asian!

Gohan: Well, I'm half-Saiyan, what does that make me?

Bulma and Krillin: FIVE!

(Y/N): and you idiots just caused us to fall!

The ship tipped forward and dropped over the cliff, with Bulma, Krillin and Gohan screaming. Things eventually went black.

(TimeSkip).

You, Bulma, Krillin, and Gohan were sleeping in a bed of a "Namakian" house.

Zaacro: uh, are you sure they're okay? They've been out for a long time.

Raiti: of course I'm sure they're okay! Now just follow the plan!

Zaacro: we had a plan?

Raiti: of course we have the plan, stupid! To take their ship, and get off this stupid rock.

You and the others started to wake up.

(Y/N)'s mind: wait a minute, how the hell did I pass out when the ship crashed in the water? This is bullshit!

Raiti: oh crap, they're waking up! Act natural, act natural!

Zaacro: hi.

Raiti: hiii!

Zaacro: welcome to Namek!

Raiti: yeah, Namek!

Zaacro: totally.

Raiti: we're totally Namekers.

(Y/N): you mean Namekians? -_-

You could already tell something was off.

Raiti: yeah, those guys. That's us!

Zaacro: so, uh, what brings you to, like, our planet?

Raiti: which is Namek.

Bulma: well, we're here to search for the Dragon Balls.

Raiti: eww! That's disgusting! Why would you...

Zaacro: I think they mean the ones that grant wishes.

Raiti: oh yeah, we totally have those! The wish-granting balls...

(Y/N): you're disgusting.

Raiti: shut up! You're disgusting! You don't even have legs.

(Y/N): I'm in my human form. You can clearly see I have legs.

Raiti:.......

Bulma: o........k. Well, if you wouldn't mind helping us look for them.

Raiti: oh yeah, we'll help you find the ball dragons.

Zaacro: Dragon Balls.

Raiti: yeah that one. Hey Zaacro.

Zaacro: what?

Raiti: we should totally help them find them, and then we'll take them and then we'll make our wish for ourselves!

Zaacro: uh, ours don't actually grant any wishes. I think we made that up. Did we make that up?

(Y/N): did I just hear one of you say you made them up?!

Krillin: wait, what?

Raiti: what? No... Why would we make that up?

Zaacro: well, 'cause, like ya told me when we read their minds that we wanted their ship so we could get off this planet.

Raiti: that's... that's... no... that's just no. We would never do that, dude. Come on, not cool.

Gohan: krillin, do these two seem off to you?

Krillin: I like 'em!

Raiti: Time to find the Dragon Balls!

(Meanwhile on Frieza Planet 218).

Vegeta was inside of a healing tank.

Dr. Birdenheim: yeah, she landed here a few days ago. She was pretty messed up, I'll tell ya what.

Rudy: but, what happened to her partner?

Dr. Birdenheim: well that's the screwed-up part. They say she killed her partner and that his ghost still haunts her to this very day.1

Rudy: what? Really?

Dr. Birdenheim: no! What are you, stupid? We're doctors! Scientists! Now inject this woman with some science! Delicious, magical, science!

Vegeta's mind: Gotta.... get... out of here... Gotta... get to... Namek... Gotta...get the... Dragon Balls...

She soon saw an image of you in her thoughts.

Vegeta's mind: wait, what the fuck?! The hell is he doing here.

(Y/N): hey, you ask me. You're the one who thought of me for some odd reason.

Goka then showed up.

Goka: hi, I'm here too.

Vegeta's mind: THE FUCK?!

You and goka were soon gone from her head.

Vegeta's mind: that was odd. Now where was I? Oh yeah. ... God... dammit... Nappa!

The ghost of nappa appeared for a quick moment before disappearing as he echoed something.

Ghost Nappa: You were saying... saying... saying...

Vegeta's muffled screams were heard from inside the tank.

Dr. Birdenheim: my God! We have to get her out of there! Her heart rocket is skyrating!

Rudy: Uh, don't you mean her heart rate...

Dr. Birdenheim: Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not an English teacher!

The fluid drained out of the healing tank.

Dr. Birdenheim: good to see you're awake, Vegeta. We have to apologize, though. We... couldn't save your tail.

Vegeta: It's alright. I can live without it.

She said as she put her armor on.

Dr. Birdenheim: If you call that living. You'd walk around a shell of your former self, everyone calling you a "tail-less freak"!

Vegeta: ...You know, I could probably kill all of you and Frieza wouldn't care.

Dr. Birdenheim: yeah, but that still wouldn't get your tail back.

The saiyan princess then gave a smile.

Vegeta: ...tell me something, which is your favorite internal organ?

Dr. Birdenheim: what a odd question! But if I had to choose I guess I have to say my liver.

Vegeta approached Dr. Birdenheim.

Outside the room, two soldiers as Dr. Birdenheim's painful scream was heard before vegeta was seen walking past the two soldiers.

Vegeta's mind: you know, it's the simple things in life.

Cui: hey there, Vegeta.

Vegeta: speaking of simple, what is it, Cui?

Cui: where are you off to in such a hurry?

Vegeta: off to plow your mother!

Cui: Ha! shows what you know, Vegeta. We reproduce asexually.

Vegeta: gross, out of my way.

She began to walk past Cui until he put a hand on her shoulder.

Cui: off to Namek are we?

Vegeta: ...come again?

Cui: we heard about the Dragon Balls. We know the Namekians made them and Frieza is way ahead of you.

Vegeta: what?! How?!

Cui: the scouter was on the entire time.

Vegeta: that's impossible! My transmitter was off the entire time! Whose scouter was....

Vegeta suddenly realized that there was only one certain person who accompanied him to Earth. She soon got into her pod, with a new scouter and took off to Namek.

Vegeta: GODDAMMIT NAPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back on "Planet Namek", Bulma was holding the Dragon Radar as she looked around for a little as they already had 2 dragon balls.

Bulma: wow, you guys. We've already found two Dragon Balls.

Krillin: wow! This usually takes us, like... months.

Raiti: That's because you're on the planet Namek. Everything's better up here. You should totally stay here... forever. While we take your ship.

Krillin: What?

Raiti: Oh, look it's another Dragon Ball in the lake. You should go get it!

The ship was flying over a giant skeleton.

Krillin: Is that a giant skeleton?

Raiti: oh come on, dude. What are you, chicken? Don't you want to have the awesome adventures? On the planet Namek? With the Dragon Balls? And the awesome musical montage?

(Y/N): crap, we're seriously not gonna do some kind of music montage, aren't we?

One Musical Montage Later.

(Y/N): god damn it.

Raiti: hey, wasn't that fun?

(Y/N): no.

Zaacro: yeah, it was... woo...

Krillin: hey, um, I've been meaning to ask you guys. Where are all the other Namekians?

Raiti: oh, they're around. Don't even pretend you didn't see them.

Zaacro: yeah, we passed them like, three times.

Raiti: didn't you see Steve?

Zaacro: he waved!

Raiti: don't diss Steve.

Zaacro: yeah, don't do that.

Raiti: he has social phobias.

Bulma: come on, you guys! We only have one more Dragon Ball left! Then we can wish back our friends!

Raiti: what? No! We can't let you do that!

Zaacro: yeaaah. We.... What?

Raiti: see, we can't let you have the Dragon Balls. They're our Dragon Balls! We will take them and we will make our wish for ourselves! And then, you suck our three-foot long Schwanzstuckes!

Krillin: your what?

Zaacro: our... our wangs.

Raiti: It's funny because "wang" means penis.

Krillin: wait a minute! Namekians don't HAVE penises!

Raiti: what?! What are you talking about?! Of course we do!

Zaacro: uhh, actually, I, uh, read their minds... and I don't think we do.

Krillin: You guys aren't Namekians at all!

Raiti and Zaacro then show their true forms.

(Y/N): well, that's just

Raiti: Oh look what you've done, Zaacro! Why do you have to go and mess this up? Blow our cover.

Zaacro: Okay, I did not do that. Did I do that?

Raiti: Well you must have 'cause I would never do anything that stupid.

Zaacro: Well, there was that one time... when you got mad at those two guys... who just wanted to play a children's card game. And you made us chase after them... then we ended up crashing here... on this planet.

Raiti: Why did you have to bring that up? Open those wounds... You know what? Screw it. Just summon the tentacle monsters.

Zaacro: Oh, all right. Umm, tentacle monsters... heeeere.

Roaring sounds were soon heard from a lake.

Zaacro: okay, I think that did it.

Raiti: hah! Now soon, you will deal with the many protruding tentacles of the violating tentacle monster.

Krillin: don't worry, Bulma! I'll protect you!

Raiti: I was talking to you, baldy.

Krillin: wait, wha...

The Tentacle monster grabbed Krillin's leg)1

Krillin: oh!

It then grabbed Krillin's neck and started pulling him away.

Krillin: no! No!! No not there!

Raiti and Zaacro both gave a smrik.

(Y/N): we're not doing one of those chapters.

Krillin: whoa, God! Help me! Help! Aaaaugh..

Krillin then woke up from inside the spaceship, screaming and taking deep breaths.

Krillin's mind: oh God... Oh... Oh man... That was... that was terrifying...

Mr. Popo then showed up next to Krillin.

Mr. Popo: I'll say.

Krillin.: NOOOOOOOOOO.....

KaiserNeko soon woke up.

KaiserNeko: Oh, man. I have got to stop editing so late.

His computer screen went black before Popo's face appeared on it.

Mr. Popo: I'll say.

KaiserNeko screamed.

(Meanwhile, One namek).

Nail enter's guru's home.

Nail: Lord Guru.

Guru: Huh?

Nail: I have terrible news. Someone has attacked the planet.

Guru: This is very serious. I must put on my war face. Hm! There, now show me yours.

Nail showed a serious face.

Guru: Needs work.

A/N: and the invasion of Namek has begun.