Chapter 45: Super Vegeta vs Semi-Perfect Cella
A/N: as Goka and Gohan continue their training within the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Vegeta gives Cella a beat down, all while Frostwing observes.
Goka and Gohan in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, with Gohan trying and failing to become a Super Saiyan.
Goka: good try, Gohan, but you can't just power up and become a Super Saiyan. It comes from pure, raw emotion! You know where I was when I became a Super Saiyan?
Gohan: yes, you....
Goka started reminiscing the battle with Frieza on Namek.
Goka: I was on Namek! I thought I'd finally defeated Freezer with the Spirit Bomb, but as it turns out...she was still alive!
Gohan: mom, I was the.....
Goka: she killed Vegeta, and she killed Krillin.
Gohan: I saw everyth......
Goka: Piccolo...tripped, or something... It was pretty bad for everyone. Then, she threatened to do the same to my son!
She soon realized that Gohan was there.
Goka: oh, hey, you were there! ...Why didn't you go Super Saiyan?
Gohan let out a sigh.
Back at the battlefield, Vegeta was still inserting her fist inside Cella, who was groaning in pain.
https://youtu.be/2RprbIlL31Q
Semi-Perfect Cella: stop fisting me!
Vegeta: okay.
She pulled her fist out of Cella's stomach. Cella screamed and took a few steps away from Vegeta.
Semi-Perfect Cella: not all at once! Ah! Just...can I...have a minute?
Vegeta: sure you can.
Cella: well, thank you. That's appreci.......
Vegeta uppercut Cella, sending her flying into the air, and then proceeded to knee her in the back and punched her in the face before grabbing Cella by the leg.
Vegeta: C... C... C... COMBO!
She threw Cella down to the ground, severing the cliff Trunks was standing on, who merely sighed and rolled his eyes. As this went on, 18 was pondering on what she had witnessed.
Android 18: wait, so I beat Vegeta...
Android 16: data not found.
Android 18: but now Vegeta is wrecking Cella...
Android 16: data not found.
Android 18: okay, do you have anything substantial to add to this?
16 looked over to 18.
Android 16: do YOU?
Android 18: ...data not found.
Back to the battle, Cella attempted to hit Vegeta, who was approaching her while dodging her attacks.
Vegeta: you know, maybe if you'd actually trained instead of gorging yourself on a worthless species, your punches might actually hit a little closer to home.
Vegeta hit Cella, sending her flying down to the ground. Then, unexpected, Cella spoke out from her groin in her imperfect voice.
Semi-Perfect Cella: "laughs" ah, this is an unfortunate turn of events.
Vegeta was legitimately disturbed from that.
Vegeta: did you just...talk out your ass?
Semi-Perfect Cella: well, to be fair, Vegeta, you are part of my DNA.
Vegeta: oh, that is the closest thing you've done to damage since I've gotten here.
Semi-Perfect Cella: allow me to fix that.
She started powering up. As this went on, Frostwing was watching as the battle continued.
Frostwing: Impressive, Vegeta definitely got a lot stronger since last time. Honestly, I was was expecting Vegeta to have a lot more trouble with Cella. Especially after the ass kicking 18 gave her before. Well, best of luck to her.
Frostwing's mind: and maybe......... just beat Cella rather than kill her.
Frostwing: wait what.......
He said as he shook his head for a moment after the thought in his head.
(Meanwhile).
Krillin was floating above the island where the battle was taking place.
Krillin: is that Cella or Vegeta? Doesn't matter. Steerin' clear of that... Except, if I were a bettin' boy, that's...probably where the Androids are. Stealth mode, don't fail me now.
At the battle, Cella had just finished powering up.
Semi-Perfect Cella: there we are. Now...do you understand, Vegeta?
Vegeta: what I understand is I'm about to pound you so hard, the boy's father is going to be jealous.
Trunks: OH, CAN WE NOT?!
Vegeta: but, if it makes you feel any better, I'll give you one free shot. But I'm warning you, if you waste it.....
She got punched in the face by Cella, but started laughing and wipped away the blood from his mouth) You're gonna regret it.
Cella was now frightened and started taking a few steps back from Vegeta.
Semi-Perfect Cella: HOW? HOW?? HOW DID YOU GET THIS STRONG?!
Vegeta: I trained all day yesterday.
Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, you think you're being CUTE?!
She slammed her tail on the ground.
Vegeta: bitch, I'm adorable.
Semi-Perfect Cella: FINE!
She leapt back in a cliff.
Semi-Perfect Cella: then how about this?! Galick Gun...
She charged up a blast between her hands.
Vegeta: oh ho ho, and that's just precious!
Semi-Perfect Cella: FIRE!
She fired the Galick Gun Vegeta's way, who didn't even move and took the blast full-on, emitting an gigantic explosion that Krillin witnessed from above the island and Frostwing witnessed right above them.
(Meanwhile, at the Lookout).
Piccolo and Tien were surveying the battle on the lower realm.
Tien: so we're actually rooting for Vegeta?
Piccolo: let's be honest, we're rooting against Cella.
Tien: what do we do if she wins?
Piccolo: which one?
Tien: which one is worse?
(Y/N): You know, Vegeta might be...is a total bitch, especially with how she acts towards our son, but she's not THAT bad.
Tien: says the legendary Pokémon that she practially left a single father.
(Y/N): trust me, I've lived on my own for thousands of years. It's hardly very different.
Piccolo: really, her leaving was probably for the best.
(Y/N): seriously?
Piccolo: what, would you really trust Vegeta with a baby?
(Y/N): hell no.
Tien: and there you go.
Back on the battlefield, Cella emerged from under a pile of rubble, although Vegeta was nowhere to be seen. Cella started thinking in her mind at a mocking tone.
Semi-Perfect Cella's mind: look at me, I'm Vegeta, I'm the princess of all Saiyans, and I both wear and am a unitard!
Vegeta appeared out of the smoke, completely unharmed.
Vegeta: you call that a Galick Gun? Dear God, get it together.
Semi-Perfect Cella: I WILL END YOU!
She said before charging at Vegeta.
Vegeta: you'll die trying.
Cella tried striking Vegeta with her tail, but Vegeta evaded and appeared behind Cella and kicked her in the face, sending him flying. Vegeta then quickly moved in the direction Cella was flying and kicked her into the sky and then kicked her down into the ocean. As that was going on, Krillin was moving closer to the island and surveying the battle from above.
Krillin's mind: yeesh, somehow I actually feel kinda bad for Cella... oh well, should probably start lookin' for the Androids.
He thought right before he spotted 16 and 18.
Krillin's mind: and found 'em. Man, I am really good at this!
He descended down to ground level.
Krillin's mind: okay, Krillin... Mission... "Gulps" start.
Frostwing continued to look on, not aware of Krillin being there as he was more focused on the battle. Vegeta soon landed on a rock and looks over the ocean.
https://youtu.be/v7fOuZjASLE
Vegeta: I know I kicked him into the water somewhere... Damn it, he's pulling a bald one on me and hiding his energy! *sighs* If I were a disgusting bugman, where would I.....
Cella soon emerged from the ocean.
Semi-Perfect Cella: SURPRISE!!!
She attacked Vegeta with her tail and grabbed her by the leg.
Semi-Perfect Cella: lookie what I caught! A walking, talking Napoleon complex!
She attempted to stick her tail into Vegeta, but Vegeta evaded and trapped it under her arm.
Semi-Perfect Cella: argh!
Vegeta: and lookie what I caught!
Semi-Perfect Cella: oh, no...! Not again!
Vegeta: so, what do you do with this...thing?
Semi-Perfect Cella: I drink people!
Vegeta: were you trying to drink me?
Semi-Perfect Cella: n....no!
Her tail started wagging up and down as if it was nodding "yes".
Semi-Perfect Cella: ...yes.
Vegeta elbowed Cella in the chest causing herl to start to falling over, but Vegeta caught her in the chest with her hand.
Vegeta: you feel that? That's what honesty feels like.
Vegeta kicked Cella through a rock and Cella started tumbling across the ground before landing on her face.
Semi-Perfect Cella: this... this is all wrong! You can't be this strong! Nothing about this makes sense!
Vegeta: well, if that's racking your brain, try drinking this in. It may pain me to say it, but the boy over there is actually almost as strong as I am. Then again, unlike you, he's half me.
Semi-Perfect Cella: wh.... what?!
Vegeta: of course, the other half is his father. I mean, look at those little pansy ass horns on his head.
Trunks: I.....
Vegeta: You look like a wannabe emo demon child!
Trunks: y....you.....
Vegeta: and not like the the ones with the black hair and the ear piercings, like someone who's actually trying to be all dark and edgy!
Trunks:...
(Yeah, I unfortunately have no extra comment from Vegeta that would be able to follow up on that).
Semi-Perfect Cella: DAMN IT! I WANT TO BE PERFECT! I WANNA! I WANNA! I WANNA! WANNA!
She got kicked in the face by Vegeta and fell flat on her face before she whined again, only with it being muffled by the ground.
Semi-Perfect Cella: I wannaaaaaaaaaa...
Frostwing: boy, that's kinda depressing a little bit.
Vegeta: excellent. I've broken both your body and your spirit. Time to die.
Semi-Perfect Cella: If only you had shown up just a minute later... I would have had 18! Then nobody could have stopped me!
She said as she stood back up to face the princess.
Vegeta: ...oh, really?
Trunks: no...
Frostwing: she better not be doing what I think she's doing.
Semi-Perfect Cella: Vegeta... I would have destroyed you without a second thought.
Trunks: no...!
Vegeta: ...go on.
Frostwing: oh my god, she is doing it!
Trunks: NOOOOOOO...... !
Back insdie the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, Goka and Gohan were enjoying a relaxing, hot bath.
Goka: Ah...
Gohan: ah... You know, Mom, it's almost even kind of nice training with you.
Goka: right? I like training, too!
Gohan: mmm...
Goka: but even though we're taking a nice, soothing bath, we can't hold back. We have to stay training at all times. so...splash attack!
She splashed Gohan.
Gohan: all right, then, here I go!
He and Goka began splashing each other and laughing warm-heartedly.
Goka: got you there! KAMEHAME...
Gohan: Mom, no!
Goka: no holdin' back! HA!
She fired the blast and destroyed the bathhouse as Gohan screamed.
A/N: this is why we can't even have water fights with Goka.
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