A/N: while Goka and her friends mourn the loss of the other z warriors, knowing that since Piccolo is dead they can't use to Dragon Balls to bring them back. That's when you tell them about the Dragon Balls on a planet called Namek.

(This is actually a mix of Picking up the Pieces and To Planet Namek).

As Vegeta's space pod streaked away, Krillin carried the unconscious Gohan over to Goka.

(Y/N): well then, since she's gone now, I guess I can head off now.

However, after you said that, you turned to your attention to an upcoming noise. You see an Airship arrives, and, upon landing, a woman with black and and one with blue hair came out as well as an old man wearing glasses. They tended to Goka.

Bulma: Goka, Are you alright?!

Goka: y....yeah. A little anyway. It's just a few broken bones is all.

That's when you saw a small and fat white haired cat.

Korin: that was impressive Goka, I'm very proud of your efforts.

(Y/N)'s mind: did that non Pokémon cat just talk?

You simply stood by as they talked amongst each other.

(Y/N): I guess I'll just head off again. Besides, I feel like this shit is gonna happen again in like a month or maybe even a year again anyway.

You said before you turned and were about to fly off.

Krillin: I'm sorry to tell you guys this, but Yamcha and the others are dead. And now that Piccolo and Kami are gone, the Dragon Balls will not work any longer.

After hearing the name of dragon balls get uttered, you quickly turned back around. The blue haired girl named Bulma became distraught and broke down crying. That's when the fat man started talking.

Yajirobe: what's the big deal? I'm helped out I this I at least should get a thank you.

Bulma: you ungrateful fat bastard! I wish you would've died instead of Piccolo and the others!

Yajirobe: what?! After all the help I just did, this is the thanks that I get?!

That's when you stepped in to break up the fight between them.

(Y/N): excuse me, if I might interject for just a moment. But I couldn't help but notice that one of you had mentioned something about some items known as the Dragon Balls.

Yajirobe: who the heck are you!

Goka: he's the green dragon guy who I swore looked like Shenron.

Master Roshi: how the hell could you mistake him for Shenron?

Bulma: screw that! you know about the dragon balls?

Bulma asked in eagerness.

(Y/N): I'll be happy to tell you everything you need to know on the way there. But I think our first obligation should be to focus on those 3 over there first. They look like they could use some medical attention.

You said referring to Goka, Krillin and Gohan.

Korin: he's right. We need to worry about the others who are alive for right now. And I ain't got any beans with me at the moment.

The others helped Goka, Krillin and Gohan up and get them into the airship. As it took off to the hospital, they asked you once again on how you know about the Dragon Balls.

ChiChi: so how exactly do you know about the Dragon Balls?

(Y/N): well to start, I've been here for a rather a long time. Centuries actually. Now, you're all aware of the creatures in this world known as Pokémon, am I correct?

ChiChi: of course. Who doesn't?

Goka, Gohan, krillin, Master Roshi, Korin and Yajirobe were all quiet.

ChiChi: are you guys serious right now?

Goka: never heard of it.

Gohan: I wasn't really tough about those much.

Krillen: I've been training most of my life, so I didn't know.

Master Roshi: I've been on an island for a long time.

Korin: I've been on a tower for most of my life.

Yajirobe: as long as it was something worth eating, I didn't give a shit.

Chichi And Bulma: "sighs" -_-

(Y/N): anyway, I am what you people refer to as a legendary Pokémon. I am the ruler of the ozone layer. I am the one you all refer to as Rayquaza.

You said showing off your horns, tail and the yellow rings on your body.

(Y/N): and the reason I know about the Dragon Balls was first due to having seen first hand when humans tried tearing each other apart over them. Once someone managed to collect them all, I could see why. After that, I wanted to find out more information about it. This was when our creator, Arceus, had told me everything about them. But, I also came to learn that there wasn't just ones on this planet. But on another as well.

Goka: huh?

Bulma: what do you mean?

(Y/N): From what I had learned, there are another set of Dragon Balls on a planet far away from this one known as Namek.

Bulma: Namek, that's not a planet I've ever heard of.

(Y/N)'s mind: Well, what were the odds on that.

(TimeSkip).

In The Wukong Hospital, You and and the others were in the room with Goka, who had her injuries all bandaged up.

Master Roshi: hey there, Goka. How goes the recovery?

Goka: well, the doctors say I should be in here for a couple of months, what with the crushed legs, shattered ribs, and the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh, hey Master Roshi. When did you and the dragon guy get here?

(Y/N): oh dear.

Dr. FIeldgood: miss.... San Gaaka? You have another visitor to see you.

Goka: what? But all my friends are already here.

Mr. Popo: not all of them.

You all looked to the window and saw a black skinned person with red lips who's dressed in what looks like genie clothes.

(Y/N)'s mind: boy, the jynx really has changed the last time I've observed them.

Goka: uh... uh... uh...

(Flashback).

Kid Goka: yay! I made it to the top! Now I can train with Kami, the strongest, most powerful being on the...

She then noticed Mr. Popo.

Kid Goka: hmm? Who's that?

Both Goka and Mr. Popo stare at each other for a bit.

(End of Flashback).

Goka started screaming and struggling.

Goka: GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

(Y/N): the fuck? 0_0

She continued to scream while the nurses tried and hold her down.

Nurse 1: hold her down!

Nurse 2: careful, she's injured!

(Timeskip).

Dr. Fieldgood: well, we've finally been able to sedate her. Took us a while. we had to go through some alternative treatment.

Master Roshi: oh, really? What did you use?

Dr. Fieldgood: something I found under the sink. I think it was... Clorox or something.

Goka was foaming at the mouth.

Dr. Field: good well, page me if you need me.

Mr. Popo: byyyye.

Master Roshi: oh, you're still here. Who are you anyway?

Korin: That's Mister Popo. He lives up on the lookout with Kami.

Roshi then looked to korin.

Master Roshi: did that cat just talk?

(Y/N)'s mind: I was thinking the same thing.

Mr. Popo: alright. Everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back.

Bulma: we actually already have someone who told us on how we can do that.

Mr. Popo:........ what?

Bulma: this guy told us about a bunch of dragon ball on a planet name namek.

She said as she pointed to you. Mr. popo just stared at you with his usual look.

Mr. Popo:..............

(Y/N): 😐

Mr. Popo: ........hi........

(Y/N): .............hey.

Mr. Popo: since apparently you know about Kami's home planet and the Dragon Balls, then I guess you know how to get there.

(Y/N): eh, not really.

Bulma: are you serious?

(Y/N): only know about it. Never said I knew HOW to get there.

Bulma: -_-

Mr. Popo: anyway, I'm the only one who knows where Kami's old ship is. And the only one with the transportation to get you there, and this is a carpet made for two.

Bulma: well, I think the only way to fairly decide on this is to have a democratic vote.....

Krillin: Bulma.

Master Roshi: Bulma.

Korin: Bulma.

Gohan: Bulma.

Yajirobe: Bulma.

Ox King: yoooohooo. Bulma.

Goka only gave out a gargle.

(Y/N): I guess we just throw the blue haired chick under the bus then?

Bulma desperately tried to avoid going along with Mr. Popo.

Bulma: okay, um... uh... Oh, ha!

She then took out a remote.

Bulma: we don't need your help! I've got right here a remote control to one of the crashed Saiyan ships. All I have to do is put in these coordinates and...

She pushed some buttons on the remote, promptly causing the Saiyan pod to explode, startling a reporter on the TV.

TV Reporter: YEEEEEEE.....

The TV went to an off-air color as a beeping sound went on.

(Y/N): ............well then.....

Mr. Popo: well, well, well. Look who just ran out of options.

Master Roshi: danm it, Bulma. Stop being such a scaredy-cat and get on the carpet with the scary genie.

Bulma: I swear to God, if anything happens to me while I'm gone, I'm kicking Krillin's ass!

Bulma started to get on Mr. Popo's carpet.

Mr. Popo: oh, you and I are going to get along just fine.

He then teleported away with her and the two appeared in the highlands of Yunzabit.

Mr. Popo: alright, here we are. Yunzabit Heights.

Bulma: wait a sec... how did we make it here so fast? This is the other side of the planet!

Mr. Popo: yep, this carpet gets about ten thousand miles to the soul.

Bulma: what?!

Mr. Popo: the gallon.

Bulma: but... if you can make it to the other side of the planet so fast, why didn't you help Goka get to the Saiyans when he arrived on Earth?

Mr. Popo: I was preoccupied.

(Flashback).

Goka: mister Popo! I need your carpet to get to my friends as quickly as possible!

Mr. Popo: makin' toast!

Goka: aw, fine! Nimbus!

She flew away on Flying Nimbus. Just after she did, a ding sound went off, signifying that the toast was ready.

Mr. Popo: butterin' toast!

(End of Flashback).

The two soon stopped near what looks to be a ship

Mr. Popo: here it is; Kami's ship.

Bulma: It's old and covered in moss!

Mr. Popo: I know. Fits, doesn't it? Now, get in.

Bulma: But, how do we.....?

Mr. Popo: Popo!

The floor of the ship dropped down.

Bulma: oh, wow! Your name opens the ship?

Mr. Popo: Popo!

Both he and Bulma get lifted up inside.

Bulma: and it closes it, too.

Mr. Popo: POPO!

The ship then quickly flew into outer space and stopped in front of Jupiter.

Bulma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Mr. Popo: no. It just knows better. Welcome to Jupiter.

Bulma: my God, we're so far into space! In such a short amount of time! This is wonderful, Mr. Popo! We can finally save our friends! This is terrific! This is.....

Mr. Popo: POOOOPOOOOOO!

The Ship quickly flew back toward Earth.

Bulma: AAAAAAAAHHH!

(Back to the Wukong Hospital).

Bulma: and we went to Jupiter in just a couple of seconds! We'll be at Namek in no time! And even better, Popo could be our pilot!

Krillin: oh, dear God!

Mr. Popo: no.

Krillin: oh, thank God!

Bulma: but... Why aren't you....

Mr. Popo: If I was going to do it myself, why would I need you? See you when you get back... except... this season... you.

He said referring to krillin before he was suddenly gone.

(Y/N): and gone in a flash once more?

Krillin: heh... Whaddya think he means by that? Heh.

(Y/N): I really don't think you want to know. We should probably get stuff ready we're going to head to namek.

Bulma: wait, you're coming with us?

(Y/N): aside from the short bald guy and the kid, You'll probably need the extra help. Plus, you guys seem like a few that I can get a good laugh out of for a while.

Bulma: -_-

ChiChi: wait, you can't be serious in letting gohan, a child, go with you all on a trip to another planet far from earth. Especially without goka's consent.

Goka was still gargling.

Gohan: I haft to go to planet namek. Piccolo risked his own life just to save mine. I owe him this.

ChiChi: but, you're possibly risking your life by going to some planet you don't even have any knowledge about. What would your mother think?

Krillin: you're really going to ask him what goka of all people thinks about him going to another planet.

He said pointing to goka, who's once again still gargling.

Krillin: The way I see it, she'll see it as a way for him to fight something. I mean, I know you and goka were friends back then and when goka somehow got pregnant, you helped raised gohan a bit, Mainly so she wouldn't be well..... like her. What I'm getting at is, you might as well let her go, odds are once goka got up, she would have complained for him to go anyway.2

(Y/N)'s mind: wow, that's a lot of exposition in one moment right there.

(And for the love of god people, I'll answer where gohan came from through later chapters. I've been getting those questions a lot in the old version).7

ChiChi: "sighs" fine.

Bulma: well, uh... better get started on that ship!

Gohan: please do...

(TimeSkip).

Bulma and Dr. Briefs were working on the Kami's ship.

Narrator: with that, Bulma got to work on the ship to prepare it for their travel.

(Y/N): well yeah, the previous line before you spoke said that out already.

Narrator: you're breaking the 4th wall!

(Y/N): oh, right.

Bulma: hey, Dad. How are things coming along?

Dr. Briefs: well, I'm working on your translator, but all I can get it to do is translate the Namekian into another language I don't understand.

Toilet: Toire de arimasu!

Dr. Briefs: damn moonspeak!

(TimeSkip).

Bulma, Krillin, and Master Roshi. were standing outside of Kame House in front of Kami's spaceship,

Narrator: And in ten days, the remaining warriors were recovered and ready to set out to Namek.

Krilin: So, you sure this thing's ready to fly?

Bulma: Yep! I've gotten everything worked out. Well, except for one thing... We couldn't fix the translator for the toilet.

Toilet: Ich bin gefüllt mit pisswasser!2

(Y/N): toilets have gotten very weird over

Master Roshi noticed a twinkle in the sky.

Master Rock: Hey, I think I see their car.

ChiChi, Ox-King, and Gohan arrived at Kame House.

Krillin: Hey Gohan, how are yo...

Krillin noticed a blushing Gohan with a bowl haircut)

Krillin: ...OH, MY GOD! What happened to your head? You look like a young Moe Howard.

Gohan: Well look who's talking, Curly!

Krillin: Why, I oughta...!

Bulma: Clam it, chowderheads, we gotta get going!

(Y/N): Hm, odd, why did that look so familiar?1

Gohan: Bye everybody!

ChiChi: Now Gohan, don't make any friends with any questionable strangers! That includes you, Krillin!

Krillin: So Bulma, where do I put my stuff?

Bulma: Sit down, strap in, and shut up!

(Y/N): well, someone has their panties in a wad.

Bulma: just sit down and strap in!!!

(Y/N): yeah, yeah. Whatever.

You said before sitting down and strapping in.

Krillin: so Gohan, how much stuff did you bring?

Gohan: well, ChiChi packed my bags, so there's a lot in there.

Krillin: well, you know what they say, "Always be prepared."

Bulma: Popo.

The Spaceship quickly blasted off into outer space.

Krillin and Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

(Y/N): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

A/N: and so the journey begins.