A/N: Vegeta takes on Android 18, but, she may come to find that the female android is more than what she thinks.

As Android 17 smashed the head of Dr. Gero, everyone minus Trunks looked appalled. Android 17 smiled and began to walk towards Android 18.

Krillin: so does this mean they're on our side?

Trunks yelled and transformed into a Super Saiyan before firing an energy blast at the androids, making Krillin scream and dive for cover, and blowing up the mountainside. Gero's lab was now completely decimated as You and the others had escaped the blast.

Krillin: well, that settles that. You're definitely Vegeta's kid.

(Y/N): -_-

Krillin: what?

Vegeta: so, you done throwing a hissy fit?

Trunks: at least I did something instead of just standing there staring at them!

Krillin: we do do that a lot.

The androids appeared unharmed through the smoke of the explosion and were standing on top of a cliff with Android 18 holding the pod over her head.

Trunks: what? They're still alive? But that was my strongest blast!

Vegeta: so you just assumed they were destroyed, then?

Krillin: we do that a lot, too.

Vegeta: besides, what exactly changed from you in the future and now?

Trunks: more than I thought, less than you think...

Android 17: man, mystery kid up there sure is cranky. I think someone needs a nap.

Android 18: whatever.

She threw the pod on the ground.

Android 18: let's just pop this bad boy open.

She pressed a button to open the pod.

POD: Initializing update one of one thousand four hundred thirty...

Android 18: yeah, screw that.

She kicked the lid off the pod.

Android 16, a green android with a red mohawk, awakened and emerged from his pod.

Android 17: man, you are a tall bastard. So, fire-crotch, what's your name?

Android 16: I am designated as Android 16.

Android 17: what are the odds?

Android 18: The old man did always have a one-track mind. What's your deal?

Android 16: I am programmed with the sole purpose of murdering Son Goka.

Android 18: see? This is what I'm talkin' about.

Android 17: I'm glad I killed that bastard.

Android 16: you killed Son Goka?

Android 17: no, Dr. Gero.

Android 16: oh... May we go and murder Son Goka?

Android 17: well, ain't got nothin' better to do.

Android 18: so if the name of the game is kill Son Goka...

Android 17: let's play.

The three androids levitated into the air.

Android 17: hey, we should grab us a car.

Android 18: the hell do we need a car?

Android 17: because I want one.

The androids flew off.

Vegeta: are..... are they flying away? Get back here! I am sick and tired of being ignored!

Tien: I wish we could ignore you...

Vegeta transformed into a Super Saiyan.

Trunks: no, Mom! Stop!

Trunks flew in front of Vegeta and spread his arms out, blocking her path.

Vegeta: are we really doing this again?

Trunks: I wish you'd understand...! There's no way we can fight them without Goka!

Vegeta: and I wish you'd understand who you're talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help!?

Trunks: because you're not as strong as.....

Vegeta punched Trunks in the stomach, causing the latter to wheeze in pain, and flew off. You, Logan, Krillin and Tien flew up to Trunks.

Krillin: you pushed the Goka button.

Logan: shouldn't have done that.

(Y/N): yeah, gotta say, that wasn't a healthy idea.

(Meanwhile).

In Goka's house, Goka was still screaming her head off.

Yamcha: uh, Chi-Chi, you might wanna come in here...

Chi-Chi: sorry, cooking up a storm in here.

She said as she was in the kitchen.

Yamcha: this is looking kind of bad... She's screaming up a lot of blood.

Chi-Chi: I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal.

Yamcha: and I can't really remember the last time she inhaled. And while that's sort of impressive, I don't think it's healthy. Goka doesn't have a ton of brain cells to work with as it is.

Chi-Chi: look, to be honest, it's just nice to have her in the house for a change.

Goka stopped screaming and took a deep breath.

Yamcha: oh, good, she took a b.....

Goka started screaming again.

Back with the Android, who were currently landing on a roadside somewhere in the mountains.

Android 17: alright, here's my idea: first car that comes our way, we appropriate it.

Android 18: ugh, and all the way out here in the boonies. It's probably gonna be a Semi.

Android 17: "gasps" oh, I hope it's a truck. What do you think, 16?

Android 16: will it assist us in murdering Son Goka?

Android 17: I don't know. I guess you could hit her pretty hard with it.

Android 16: then I too hope it is a truck.

Vegeta landed in front of the three androids.

Vegeta: well, well, well. If it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-The-Raggedy Ann.

(Doesn't really work too much this time since 17 is female in this too).

Android 18: I'm going to break her arm.

Android 17: kinda proving her point, ain't-cha, sis?

Android 18: shut up, Ann.

Vegeta: so... Which of you children wants to tangle with the Saiyan elite?

Android 17: eh, I don't know... How 'bout you, 16?

Android 16: no. She is not Goka.

Android 17: man, we need to get you a hobby...

Android 16: acquiring hobby.

He looked up and scanned a nearby bird.

Android 16: hmm.

Android 17: well then, 18. Guess she's all yours. I'm on car-watching duty.

Android 18: ugh, thanks. Make me fight the troll-doll.

She started to walk up to Vegeta.

Vegeta: so blondes first, then? Well, just to warn you... I'm not afraid to hit a bitch.

Android 18: that's fine... Neither am I.

Android 18 went on the offensive and tried to attack Vegeta but missed, punched a wall on the third strike. Vegeta took advantages of this by grabbing her arm and threw her into a nearby rocky wall. The noise caused by the both of them caused the bird Android 16 was watching to fly away along with two other birds.

Android 16: aww...

Android 17: hey... So was Vegeta always blonde or...

Android 16: The birds flew away.

Android 17: oh, yeah?

Android 16: I liked the birds.

Android 17: good for you, man.

Vegeta punched Android 18 in the face, knocking her back in midair.

Vegeta: ha! First blood! You may as well give up now and...

Android 18 flew away.

Vegeta: goddamn it! I was kidding!

She flew after her.

Meanwhile, on a busy freeway, two guys in a truck were driving through the freeway. However, the Two soon heard a noise coming from the cargo.

Clem: huh?

Mitch: what is it, Clem?

Clem looked out the window.

Clem: well, you ain't gonna believe this... A couple o' Europeans are fighting on top of the truck!

Vegeta and Android 18 were on top of the cargo of the truck.

Mitch: huh, that is weird. You know what else is weird?

Clem: aw, damn it, Mitch! Put that away!

Mitch started laughing.

(Meanwhile).

You, Logan, Frostwing, Frieza, Trunks, Piccolo, Tien, and Krillin were flying towards Vegeta and the androids.

Trunks' mind: I can't believe she's taking them on alone! She has no idea the kind of destructive force they pack... The androids are humanity's greatest threat!

Back at the battle, Vegeta and Android 18 were duking it out on the freeway. Vegeta tried to punch Android 18 but she jumped out the way and she jumped after her, resulting in an upcoming black car skewering and exploding. Android 18 then jumped on top of a yellow car passing by and giggled while Vegeta powered up in anger and chased after her, exploding another upcoming red car behind him. Vegeta then tried to punch Android 18, but she jumped out of way resulting in Vegeta planting her fist inside the roof of the yellow car 18 was on, startling the driver.

Vegeta: I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them!

Vegeta jumped off of the car, which crashed onto a wall. Back at the roadside, Androids 16 and 17 were still standing there as they were awaiting for 18 to get back. Luckily enough, she soon landed on the roadside.

Android 17: oh, hey, 18! You're back! No cars yet.

Android 18: you know, there is a freeway over there, right?

She said as Vegeta soon arrived back at the roadside as well.

Android 17: oh, I know... This is just funner.

Vegeta: so, android, are you done running?

Android 18: I don't know. Is your mouth?

Vegeta: well, aren't you f**king clever? But wait, I have a retort!

A truck was soon moving toward the ongoing battle from behind Android 18.

Android 17: aw, yeah! A tru.....

Vegeta fired an energy blast at Android 18, who jumped out of the way, so the blast blew up the truck instead.

Android 17: aww... Bitch!

Android 18: be honest... Is this just a short-girl thing?

Vegeta: you talk a lot of shit for a washing machine. And no, I'm not just saying that 'cause you're an android. I'm saying it because you're a weak ass excuse for a wom...

Android 18 headbutted her hard in the face, drawing blood under her right eye.

Vegeta: you know what? Just for that... I'm not gonna take it easy on you anymo....

Android 18 palm punched her into the side of a mountain.

Android 17: Hmm.

You and the others arrive on the scene.

Trunks: Mother, are you in there!?

Vegeta: did anyone get the number of that bitch?

She slurred from inside the mountain.

Android 18: 18.

Vegeta: thank you.

Krillin: you okay in there, Vegeta?

Vegeta: eat a dick.

(Y/N): yeah, she's definitely fine. -_-

Android 17: oh, hey. Vegeta's little pals showed up. How 'bout it, 16, wanna go knock some heads?

Android 16: no.

Android 17: whatever, man.

As she started walking up towards everyone else, Vegeta walked out the side of the mountain.

Trunks: Mother! Oh, thank God you're still alive! We have to get out of here now!

Vegeta: are you kidding me? I have her right where I want her!

Trunks: do you live in your own little world?

Vegeta: yes. But unfortunately, I have to share it with all of you.

Android 17: actually, Vegeta, you don't have to share at all. You two seem like you're having fun, so I'd hate to have to interrupt. But if any of you decide to jump in and help MC Widow's Peak over there, I will personally introduce you to the ground. And trust me, your relationship will be intimate.

Logan: we'll see, bitch.

Piccolo: yeah, not exactly in a rush to help out Vegeta. I mean, maybe if it were Goka...

Android 16: did he say Goka?

Android 17: calm down, 16, she's not here.

Android 16: but I heard him mention Goku.

Android 17: just focus on your birds, buddy.

Android 16: acquiring birds.

He was scanning for birds.

Android 17: he likes birds now.

Vegeta: can we stop talking about Kakarrot for just a minute?! I mean, for God's sake, she's never even around!

(Y/N): as much as it pains me to say this, she's not exactly wrong on that...

Vegeta: now, if you'd like to continue this fight, I can finally get around to disassembling you, you smug c**t.

You, Frieza, Logan, Krillin, Piccolo, Tien, and Android 17's shocked reaction to Vegeta's insult. Android 18 only gave off a cold, flat stare before sighing and brushing her hair with her hand.

Android 18: yup.

Android 18 charged at Vegeta and punched her into the air. Vegeta countered by headbutting her in the stomach and then knocked her into a mountain.

Vegeta: let's see how you handle this!

She fired a huge energy blast at her. The blast connected and blew up a chunk of the mountain. When the smoke cleared, Android 18 was seen unharmed, but her clothes were all tattered up.

Vegeta: does that ruffle you, android?

Android 18: well, you've managed to destroy my favorite slash only jacket and ruin my leggings. So, yeah.... Ruffled's a good word.

Vegeta: well, that was only a taste of my power. Now experience my Super Saiyan WRA.....

Android 18 cut off Vegeta mid-sentence and proceeded to beat her up before sending flying into a boulder, causing her to gurgle in pain.

(Y/N): nothing ever comes from gloating.

Frieza: why did you think I kicked her ass almost every time she tried going over her Super Saiyan crap.

Android 18: how quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass. That's pretty sad...

Vegeta powered up.

Vegeta: Sad for YOUUUU.......

Android 18 flew forward and did a swift kick at Vegeta's left arm, causing her to squeal in pain as her left arm fell limply downward.

(Y/N): oh........ that's REALLY bad.

Frostwing: ugh. No kidding.

Vegeta walked a few feet forward while holding her broken left arm and dropped down to her knees.

Vegeta: FUUUU.....

(Meanwhile).

At Goka's house, she was still screaming in agony all while Yamcha was counting.

Yamcha: Forty-nine... Fifty... Fifty-one... Fifty-two... Fifty....

Goka stopped screaming.

Yamcha: damn, so close to a new record!

Chi-Chi: how's she doing in there?

She asked from the kitchen.

Yamcha: she's doing fine...

Goka resumed screaming.

Yamcha: she's doing fine! Four... Five... Six...

A/N: and the screams continue.