Chapter 33: More Androids

A/N: as Gero retreats to his lab, he reactivates two other Androids

Bulma's destroyed plane was falling down inside a crevice as You had saved Bulma and Trunks' infant self from the explosion.

Bulma: uh... Oh, wow, pretty sure I was about to be a wish there.

She said as Baby Trunks cried.

Bulma: aww, don't worry, Trunkie. It was just an explosion. You'll get used to those, those happen a lot around people like your father.

(Y/N): 😐

Trunks: I could have sworn I saw somebody else in the car with you.

Bulma: hmm?

Yajirobe was stuck under a pile of rocks while reminiscing an earlier conversation he had with Korin.

Yajirobe: "Hey, Yajirobe." "What is it, Korin?" "Why don't you go help out the gang?" "Oh, sure, Korin, why not? What's the worst that could happen?"

A tiny rock fell and nailed him in the face before crumbling into pebbles.

Yajirobe: I got a rock up my butt...

Meawhile, Vegeta was floating in the sky, looking around for Dr. Gero.

Vegeta: oh, you've gotta be kidding me! He got away again?! And not a nut or bolt to be found! Not that you had any nuts to begin with!

Trunks angrily glared at Vegeta and flew up into her path.

Trunks: look, I don't mean to tell you how to be a mother, but why didn't you try and save Bulma as well as you and your husband's son?

Vegeta: the bitch and my what's son?

Trunks: wait, you mean you two never got married?

Vegeta: what is that, some kind of food?

Logan: that sounds like something Goka would say.

Vegeta: don't fucking even....

Trunks: just, listen... When two people love each other...

Vegeta: oh, wow, I'm just f**king with you. My God, who doesn't know what marriage is? Also, love each other? Making a lot of assumptions here.

(Y/N): I May have gained an attraction to her, but her bitchy attitude is still a problem.

Trunks: grr...

(Back down on the ground with the others).

Bulma: so, I thought you guys were fighting androids? Why was Dr. Gero here?

Everyone, excluding Frieza, gasped like it's some big revelation.

Krillin: who dat?

Bulma: Scientist. Worked for the Red Ribbon Army. Adequate with robotics.

Krillin: oh... Hey, Mr. Can't Say! You may wanna hear this!

(Timeskip).

Vegeta: You f**king failure!

Trunks: hold on a second, I.....

Vegeta: you told us... two androids... May 12th... 10 a.m. South City!

Trunks: well, by nine miles off of...

Vegeta: and what happens? We waste our time on the wrong f**king androids!

Trunks: look, I was...

He looked over to Bulma.

Trunks: uh, how old is that baby?

Bulma: 'Bout ten months.

Trunks: ten months old at the time!

Vegeta: how about next time you come back to give someone a heads up, you give them a goddamn photo?!

Trunks: just, listen... I think traveling back in time may have caused a butterfly effect. The androids that kill you in the future could still appear!

Vegeta: I don't give a shit about butterflies! With all this time we've wasted, Dr. Gero has probably made it back to his lab already! And God only knows where that is!

Bulma: I know where that is.

Vegeta: You do?

Trunks: You do? Why didn't you tell me!?

Bulma: because this never came up before.

Trunks: no, I meant in the future...

He soon stopped as he looked to Bulma's blank expression.

Trunks: never mind. How do you know?

Bulma: all scientists know where other scientists' labs are. Dr. Frapp, Dr. Wheelo...

Trunks: who?

Bulma: long story. Last time I checked, Gero had a secret lab right outside North City.

Vegeta: well then it's time for round goddamn two!

She powered up and started flying away.

Trunks: wait!

He flew in front of Vegeta again.

Trunks: you can't just take off on your own!

Vegeta: are you giving me orders?

Trunks: no, I'm trying to help you!

Vegeta: ohohoho, well, I'm sorry, but...

She flew up in Trunks' face.

Vegeta: I don't listen to bastards.

She flew off, leaving Trunks speechless. As that happened, You were flaoting there in the air as Vegeta's attitude towards your future child seemingly started to get on your nerves.

(Y/N): 💢

Logan: uh oh......

Frostwing: that doesn't seem good.

Frieza: oh how grand, stupid family drama between the monkeys and the dragon.

Frostwing: but didn't you deal with family drama when your brother was still around?

Frieza was silent for a moment.

Frieza:............................ no.

(Y/N): I may have gotten an attraction to her and even to the point of marrying her, but her actions towards our son is really beginning to push it.

You said as you balled your hands into a fist.

Piccolo: Gohan?

Gohan: yeah?

Piccolo: you're a good kid.

Gohan: oh... Thanks?

Trunks: no! We have to stop her!

He flew off after Vegeta.

Trunks: mom! Wait!

Logan: so, what exactly do you intend to do if she intends to ever act like that to the child you both currently have now?

(Y/N): all I know is that if this is how she's gonna be towards our child, I hope she's ready for the same.

You said before flying off after her, with Logan, Frieza and Frostwing following behind.

Piccolo: anyway... Gohan, I think Bulma and the baby need to go home.

Bulma: we do?

Piccolo: you do.

Gohan: well, it would be nice to check in on my mom.

Yajirobe: actually, I kind of need a ride, too.

Gohan: but I....

Bulma: actually, I'd like you to take me home first.

Gohan: but you....

Piccolo: stop worrying, Gohan. I'm sure Goka's fine.

Goka was screaming and writhing in agony where she currently was.

(Meanwhile).

Dr. Gero was running away from the Z-Fighters and heading toward his hidden laboratory.

Dr. Gero's mind: all right, made a miscalculation... a couple miscalculations. Lost an android, and a hand... And I think my brain case is loose. But there's no way they could follow me and none of them know where to find my lab.... Huh?

He took shelter under a rock and he saw Piccolo, Tien, and Krillin fly by.

Dr. Gero's mind: that's funny... they're all flying right toward my.... Oh, find me in the alps! No, there's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab. Unless they know a scientist, like Wheelo or Frapp. Or any of the Brief.....

He remembered shooting down Bulma's plane earlier and soon yelled out loud.

Dr. Gero: SHIT!!!

(Meanwhile, in a Flashback).

Trunks talking to Bulma his own timeline about You and Vegeta of that timeline.

Trunks: so Bulma, I've always been curious on something. What were may parents like?

Future Bulma: hm...... well, you're father was a kind hearted and sometimes average guy. And that's saying a lot for someone who's a legendary Pokemon. But, he did like to talk a little smack from time to time.

Trunks: and what about my mother?

Future Bulma: oh... Your mother, huh?

Trunks: yeah, you never talk about my mom. What was she like?

Future Bulma: she was... a loner? Had a lot of trouble making friends..... very abrasive.

Trunks: am I a lot like her?

Future Bulma: ..................you have her eyes.

Back in the present, Trunks was still flying behind Vegeta.

Vegeta: you know, if you really wanted to help out, you could stop following me around and start searching these mountains.

Trunks: I'm trying to save your life! If you just stop and listen to me...

Vegeta: the hell do you care?

Trunks: oh, come on! We both know I'm your son!

Vegeta: and are you as disappointed as I am?

Trunks: argh!

Piccolo, Tien, and Krillin had reached the outskirts of North City.

Piccolo: all right, we've got a lot of ground to cover.

Krillin: please don't say what I think you're gonna say.

Piccolo: we should probably...

Krillin: here it comes...

Piccolo: ...stick together for safety.

Krillin: oh. Thank our green God on the Lookout......!

Tien: I don't know... Probably cover more ground if we split up.

Krillin: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Piccolo: nah, he's got a good point.

Krillin: ah, green goddamn it!

All three of them fly off.

Krillin: why am I so scared, anyway? There's like a sextillion mountains around here. The chances of me running into him are....

Dr. Gero grabbed his leg from below and threw him towards a bolder.

Krillin: Ahhh!

Dr. Gero ran up and elbowed him in the face and then proceeds to knee him in the stomach.

Dr. Gero: 540,000 to 1. Lucky you. Ta-ta.

He fleed the scene.

Krillin was left on the ground, moaning in pain.

(Krillin Owned Count: 33).

Dr. Gero soon arrived at the entrance of his lab.

Dr. Gero's mind: ah, there's no place like home... And the only person who even got close is currently incapacita......

Krillin was floating right in front of Gero's lab.

Krillin: hey, guys! I found Dr. Gero... And his lab! I found Dr. Gero's lab!

Dr. Gero: Inconceivable! How are you a.....

Krillin: Senzu Bean.

Dr. Gero: I don't know what I was expecting... Please, if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment, uh, Tien, I have something I'd like to show you.

Krillin: okay!

He started humming but stopped.

Krillin: aw, crap... It's the androids.

(Meanwhile).

Dr. Gero was inside his lab.

Dr. Gero's mind: I literally can't believe that worked...

The lab lit up, playing a Mac startup sound.

Dr. Gero: I also can't believe I may have to resort to 17 and 18. I should measure my choices... I can't be too careful with i.....

Krillin: Piccolo, over here! I found Gero's lab!

He yelled from outside the lab's door.

Piccolo: Hrah!

He tried to break down the door.

Piccolo: ahh, my wrist!

Dr. Gero: caution to the wind, then.

He opened Android 17's pod, who woke up and stepped out of the pod.

As She did, she spoke in a robotic voice.

Android 17: Hello, Dr. Gero. How are you today?

Dr. Gero: well, that's new... I.....

She soon spoke in a normal voice

Android 17: I'm just messin' with ya, man. What's up, Doc?

Dr. Gero: oh, there it is. Good morning, Android 17.

Android 17: man, according to my database, it's been a while since you last turned us off.

Dr. Gero: you mean, since you tried to destroy me...

Android 17: yeah, Doc. And I'm real broken up about that. It's just, every time you talked, all I heard was "Kill me, kill me, kill me". Something with my auditory. Think it's gone now, though.

Dr. Gero: well, suppose you just needed to be turned off and on again.

Android 17: hmm, how 'bout that? You gonna wake my sister up, too?

Dr. Gero: Indeed. I require both of your assistance.

He pushed a button to open up Android 18's pod.

Android 17: wow. Must have gotten yourself in some shit.

Tien: here, let me get in on this.

He tried to break down the door.

Tien: AUGH! Now, MY wrist!

Android 18 woke up and got out of her pod before speaking in a robot voice.

Android 18: hello, Dr. Gero. How are....

Android 17: I already did it.

18 soon spoke in her normal voice.

Android 18: ugh, you dick! We were supposed to do that together!

Android 17: I know, but I couldn't help myself.

Android 18: whatever.

She soon turned to Dr. Gero.

Android 18: What do you want?

Dr. Gero: well, Son Goka's comrades are currently knocking at a door!

Piccolo was heard outside the door again.

Piccolo: ah, my other wrist!

(Y/N): here, let me try.

You banged on the door to try and break it down.

(Y/N): ah, my tail!

Krillin: jesus, use your shoulder!

Dr. Gero: after a bit of an... incident earlier today, I lost Android 19, and my a.....

Android 18: wait a sec, you built another android?

Android 17: wait, wait, wait. Was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!

Android 18: well, clearly it was...... it's dead.

Dr. Gero: and so are we if you don't.....

Android 17: whoa, slow down. Are you an android? Holy shit, you're an android! How did you even do that?

Dr. Gero: I took my brain out and put it into this body.

Android 18: how?

Dr. Gero: I... Huh. How did I do that?

(Outside the Lab).

You, Logan, Frostwing, Piccolo, Frieza, Tien, and Krillin were still trying to break down the door. Tien attempted to break down the door with a shoulder tackle.

Tien: Ah, now my shoulder!

Krillin: It's like it's made out of some kind of metal...

Frieza: oh wow, the bold man made such a shocking discovery. -_-

Logan: care to make anymore obvious discoveries, Krillin?

Vegeta and Trunks soon arrived in front of Gero's lab.

Vegeta: so, we having a party?

Piccolo: must be, 'cause you're late.

Vegeta: only because of this brat's constant backchat!

Trunks: because you flew 200 miles past North City!

Vegeta: and I'm about to put my hand 200 miles upside your head!

Trunks: that doesn't make any sense!

(Y/N): that's her for you. -_-

The Androids could hear all the yelling from outside.

Android 18: Jesus, they're loud.

Dr. Gero: Great, and now Vegeta's here. 17! 18! You two are charged with eliminating them!

Android 17: you know, I'll get right on that... but first we gotta talk about these trust issues, because I get this strange feeling that after we kill them, you're just gonna turn us off again. And I don't even know how...

Dr. Gero: why, with this remote, of course.

He said while holding a remote.

Android 17: oh...

She swiped the remote from Gero's hand.

Android 17: you mean this remote?

Dr. Gero: uh, but, you see, that's just the decoy remote. I wouldn't show you the real thing, ha... But, uh, I do need that remote back. It was my mother's.

Android 17: oh, don't you worry. I'ma hold onto it real tight...

She crushed the remote.

Android 17: whoops.

Android 18: did your hand just malfunction, sis?

Android 17: think it did, sis.

(Outside the Lab).

Vegeta: enough of this! I'm sick of standing around!

She prepared to blast down the door.

Trunks: no! We can't do this without Goka!

Vegeta: why? It's a goddamn door!

Trunks: that's not what I...

Vegeta: gah!

She fired an energy blast which blows down the door with the group standing face to face with the androids.

Vegeta: all right, so where are the real androids?

Trunks: that's them.

He said pointing to Androids 17 and 18.

Vegeta: wow, you are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment, aren't you?

Trunks: how are these people friends with you?!

Tien: making a lot of assumptions right now...

Android 18: wow... you got a whole hot mess of these guys over here.

Dr. Gero: and you need to get rid of them!

Android 18: I don't know... we might need some help...

She walked up and looked at another unactivated pod.

Android 18: oh, what's this? Your secret project?

Dr. Gero: no, he's in the base.... I mean, yes! Very secret.... don't touch!

Android 18 took a better look inside the pod.

Android 18: wait a second, did you build a ginger android? Man, there's a Soulless Machine joke there, but that's beneath me.

Trunks was completely shocked.

Trunks: wait, what!?

Vegeta: so, I'm pretty sure that's three androids you've missed? Do I hear four?

Trunks' mind: no, no, no, no, no!

Dr. Gero: do not activate Android 16! He's not properly programmed!

Android 17: oh, and how many of us are?

She soon spoke in a southern accent.

Android 17P: howdy, folks, I'm Android 13, look at my trucker hat.

Dr. Gero: I was going through a phase!

Android 18: well, let's say we open him up and get to know our new friend.

Dr. Gero: don't you dare! I am your master and you will do what I say!

Android 17: I... I'm sorry... could you repeat that? I think the ear thing's back.

Dr. Gero: I said I am your master and you will do what I....

Android 17 impaled him the chest with her hand.

Android 17: sorry, doc.

She then decapitated Dr. Gero with a kick. Causing his head to roll towards Krillin.

Android 17: just following orders.

Gero's decapitated head stopped directly in front of a whimpering Krillin.

Dr. Gero: so... could one of you possibly spare one of those Senzu....

Android 17 crushed Gero's head under her foot.

(Meanwhile).

Gohan was carrying Bulma, baby Trunks, and Yajirobe on their way to Bulma's house.

Gohan: Bulma, are you sure it's safe to hold the baby like that while we're flying?

Bulma: well, what do you expect me to do?

Gohan: give him to Yajirobe?

Bulma: I'm afraid he'll either drop him or eat him out of spite.

Yajirobe: I am pissed and hungry. She is right to fear me.

A/N: even if he does eat him, (Y/N) will kill him for it.

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